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>made an autismo cry
>hated by reddit
>widely regarded as a "bully"
>hates bronies, furries and the rest of that cancer
Why aren't we worshipping this guy, /r9k/?
>made an autismo cry
You know where you are, right?
Because hes unfunny faggot and Im not saying this because of this drama, he always was like this
>>27308458
hes cringey but i know what you're saying
So should I do it?
Or should I continue to exploit them as revenge for giving birth to me in the first place?I'm a 25 yo NEET who is already a failure at life and a KV btw.
>>27390071
>My parents just told me I should kill myself
how did this even happen
how did this come up
>>27390130
They just got mad today morning for some reason and told straight to my face
>"I'm a disappointment"
>"I have no friends"
>"I am better off just jumping in front of a train"
>"We won't shed a tear once you are gone"
>>27390071
Thischoice is up to you.
You wake up one morning after a very intense LoL binge, only to discover that you are 100% completely out of tendies. Needless to say, you're going to need at least 10 tendies to satiate your hunger, costing 5 GBP apiece. What do you do?
>input commands with greentext
>>27308434
>check GBP account
>>27308522
You think you might have a few GBP saved up from last week, but then you remember your attempt to use your artistic ability to receive free tendies and...
Your GBP account remains empty, just like your tum tum.
>>27308625
>Go on street to beg for tendies
Is it bad that I want an eating disorder?
Gained 70lbs in the last two years because of mental health shit and every attempt I make to control my diet fails. I binge constantly, have no discipline when it comes to food.
Fed up of being a whale, who's never going to get a girlfriend
>>27389998
or you could just choose not to rise from the couch to go get that umpteenth snack for the day, and have 3 meals a day that's it
You'd just become a skelly then realize girls still don't want you since you aren't Chad.
>Fed up of being a whale
>Fed up
I see what you did there, fatty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN0IuqgC3N8
New Yung Lean song. Opinions?
>>27308283
the sadboy meme isn't cool anymore
>>27308283
Warlord is available for streaming since february nigga, do you live under a rock?
Btw, Miami Ultras is a pretty good song, bit my favorites are Afghanistan, Immortal and AF1s. Shame he'll never top Kyoto, he was on top of his game on that one song.
gothninjas should kill themselves
LEL OH LEL
am i rite fellas
>>27389654
fuck this degenerate cunt seriously
I'm a tumblrina sjw but I've always fucking hated that webcomic. It's not funny. It's not original or enlightening, and, frankly, the harem format seems contradictory to its "wholesome" messages. Made me feel really weird as a kid, like even hipster normies needed 2D (in personality) stereotype girls and it wasn't just an anime thing.
SEriously, fuck this comic
>>27389688
>I'm a tumblrina sjw
Please go back.
Which language should I learn?
I'm a NEET hikki so I was thinking German or Russian.
>>27389466
I wanna learn russian in case we get beat by the slavs in WW4
But I also want to know Swedish/Norwegian to hopefully move there some day
>>27389466
How about Japanese?
FUCK RUSSIANS. Don't learn that shit, backwards ruskiy language.
Broke up with my gf. Been a year now. Talked to her the other day. Has a new bf, bought a apartment and a new car. Feels kinda bad. She told it's my foult for dumping her.
Today my stepdads birhtday. We are bff's. He asked me to come over and have few drinks. Mom and lil sister is there also. Big sis senpai is also going to be there. Can't go cause I loaned money from big sisters husband and haven't spoken to them since. Sitting at home waiting for my son (he's 10,from a previous relationship) who'll be with me for the long weekend. Have about 40 yuros total in my pocket.
How did I ended up here.
JUST
I like it when bad things happen to normalfags.
Check your normal-privilege, faggot.
>>27389384
You loaned money or borrowed money?
>>27389384
You have a son. Does he not make you happy?
Its Friday night robots, you know what that means
Tinder thread
It's early Friday morning you Asian piece of shit
>>27389379
It's 2:35 am on Friday you commie shill
Wow, what is up with all these disgusting normie threads? Go back to /soc/ you dumb faggot.
I registered myself on okcupid
there's literally no men in my country registered on, only hipster females
should I show you some profiles?
Post em, op
>>27308241
What country?
bloxbloxblox
>>27308241
Because you set your profile as a straight male?
Uhhhhh.
Pic is chick I was chatting with, she was super into me. Then I stalk her tumblr (same name as her OKCUPID account) and find out she is fuckin' two other dudes, and we are all competing for her attention.
Fuck that.
When most all of them have had MMF threesomes or been Double penetrated?
Bumparoosky
>original
They haven't. It's not hard to find a girl who isn't a whore, now finding one that is interested in you specifically may be an issue.
>>27389199
All girls are whores dude
Name our band
(Us after Slipknot)
>>27389072
UUUU
(the for yous)
The Beta Orbiters
>>27389072
Anakin and the Jawas
>Corporations feed a binary image of male/female beauty that only Stacies/Chads can fulfill
>Mass media shame anyone who isn't 'manly' or 'feminine', i.e. anyone who has a hobby that isn't watching tv or playing sports
>This means men have to be the pursuer because women pursuing is 'wrong'
>These stereotypes lead to having alternate hobbies being seen as inferior
>Women have less access to higher paying jobs than men and as a result have to look for men with high paying jobs instead of being able to be the breadwinner themselves
>High wealth and financial power seem attractive because of the unfair amounts of power that they give you
>Women fall for this marketing
>Men also fall for this marketing
>Any attempt to question this just goes two ways 'muh biotruths' (see: naturalistic fallacy) or 'muh freedumb' (false dilemma).
But instead of blaming the corporate fat cats who push this strict view of masculinity, you blame random women who are just as powerless against this propaganda as you. That's what the capitalists want: they want to pit the weak against each other so you will not unite against their propaganda.
Now that we have more gays the fat cats can make stuff for gays only and charge more, like gay clothing brands. Capitalism is about selling stuff, not about what you shove up your ass.
And you say "capitalism is bad for transgender" as if communism was a gay rich culture. Read some books kiddo.
>>27389031
You totally missed the point of my post. I didn't say anything about LGBT people. But while we're on the subject, anyone should be concerned that Disney has enough political clout to influence legislature, even if we agree with the outcomes.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2016/03/24/disney-marvel-threaten-to-pull-business-from-georgia-over-religious-liberty-bill/
LGBT people didn't want to become accepted so corporations could profit off them.
>>27389031
>And you say "capitalism is bad for transgender" as if communism was a gay rich culture
Isn't this the definition of a false dilemma? OP wasn't advocating for communism. And even if they were, there are plenty of capitalist countries that oppress gay people. And plenty of communist countries that don't.
my dad just hit his girlfriend (not my mom) and i think the police are coming...what should i do?
post on r9k of course
Why didn't you intervene before it got to that point?
get the fuck out because when the police show up to domestic violence incidents bullets always fly.
Also say goodbye to your dad before you go and tell him all the things you've wanted to for years.
How do you stop feeling sorry for yourself?
wallowing in self pity is the only thing I'm good at
>>27308058
unedited image source?
why are you feeling sorry for yourself?
My friend and I get into big arguments because she thinks I need "therapy" and "self-reflection" so I can get myself to a place where go to university or get a job and have a future. She wants me to live with my family for a few months and focus on sorting myself out. But for me, I don't feel like I'll ever think I'm worth anything unless I'm going to university or working a job and have a future to look forward to. I don't think you can just start loving yourself when you don't have anything going for you, when you have no accomplishments to be proud of. I feel like if I spent a few months with my family, I'd feel even more worthless because I'd be surrounded by people who were working hard and getting shit done while I was sitting on my ass all day doing nothing.
Like this trope of white people going out into the wilderness or climbing a mountain or building a shed or fixing up an old car or whatever the fuck and "finding themselves"... what self are you finding? You're constantly around yourself, there's nothing more for you to discover. You're not gonna be any different unless you're actually going out and doing shit, learning skills, doing things you're proud of. And I'm not bashing NEETs either, like maybe that's they you want to do with your life. There's a lot you could get done with all that time, good for you if you can make it work.
But me, it's my dream to be engineering airplanes and spaceships. I fucking cream my pants looking over cross-cut blueprints for space shuttles and jet planes. Some days I get huge bursts of motivation where I'm studying aerodynamics and statistical mechanics for hours and hours, just for fun. That's my fucking passion, that's what I want to do with my life. But I'm straying from my dream, I failed this semester because I'm a drug addict fuck-up (as you can see I'm tweaked out rn). I'm not going to be happy with myself until I get back on that road.
