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R9K I DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT COMPUTERS BUT NEEDED A NEW LAPTOP SO I BOUGHT THIS USED ONE. IT'S LIKE THE BIGGEST PURCHASE I MAKE EVERY 2-3 YEARS. I KNOW ALL YOU GUYS ARE COMPUTER PROGRAMMERS AND ENGINEERS SO I WANTED TO ASK YOU
>bought used laptop for $500
>Intel Core i7 4700MQ 2.4GHz (Turbo up to 3.4GHz)
>Display: 15.6" 1920x1080
>Graphics: Dual NVIDIA GeForce GT 750M SLI
>Memory: 16GB DDR3 1600MHz RAM
>Storage: 240GB M.2 SSD + 1TB 7200RPM HDD
>Ultrabay
>Wireless: 802.11ac WiFi + Bluetooth 4.0
>Backlit Keyboard
>2x USB 3.0, 1x USB 2.0
>Windows 8.1
>weighs like 6 pounds
DID I DO A GOOD JOB OR DID I FUCK UP
>>27383499
looks like you bought one with a broken caps lock
It's better than most $500 laptops by a large margin.
For gaming though the 750m is a subpar card, even two of them is just merely okay. You might struggle with new games at 1080p without knocking down the settings a bit.
Yeah that's pretty good for a laptop, just change to win7 after a full reset to make sure his trash doesn't screw you up.
Or win10, still less of a buggy mess than 8.1.
27 khv
Has anybody here ever seen real life boobs? Please, explain in detail.
>>27383424
I've seen/played with them. They're soft and squishy. You'll play with them a lot the first time you get access to a pair. After that they're still cool but you'll probably be more into the pussy. You can suck or bite the nipples and they firm up and she goes crazy. If she's on top of you it's really nice to bury your face between them.
>>27383424
>tfw obsessed with breasts
>tfw want to hire an escort with huge boobs and have her give me a titjob
>tfw too shy and introverted to even attempt something like that
>tfw big fat tiddies never ever
They're 3 headed monsters from space that have been sent to Earth to control the mass and bring apocalypse on this forsaken planet. Don't be fooled by pictures...
Seriously are that mentaly challenged? What the fuck do you think they're like
>you wiIl never have a girlfriend
>>27382991
>>you wiIl never have a girlfriend
It's a good feel tbqh
>you will die alone with nobody caring about you and in a painful agony
>>27383260
go away underage
>>27383324
iwtfkp
Why live? Can someone just pray for me? Give me some hope, Anon.
You have all of eternity to be dead but only so long to be alive
>>27382752
this
no matter what you will always die, even if the most fucked up life possible happens to you you will just die anyway, so no need to rush it
>>27382717
I will literally pray for you bro. Is there anything specific you want me to pray about?
Who /pet/ here?
>tfw my dog is my best friend
my dog is dying his head is always tilted to one side he can barely walk straight he can't even see his food when he eats so he's always really hungry
i'm gonna cry like a little bitch when i lose him :c
I love my cat more than humans.
My owner only let's me use 4chan for an hour at a time.
You literally cant be a robot unless you live in Kansas.
>new england doesn't count
Poe and Lovecraft couldn't have been wrong.
Leavenworth here
Also known backwards as WorthLeaven
I've never been to Kansas. I assume it's all corn fields and tornadoes. I'm more curious how you can't be a robot living there
Literally the worst pain in the world. I'm ready to kill myself.
You know that's a form of herpes, right.
>had braces as a teen
>got in a fight one time
>punched in face
>the inside of my lip is bashed into the metal brackets and wire of the braces
>have ONE LONG, SOLID CANKER SORE STRETCHING NEARLY THE ENTIRE LENGTH OF MY LIP for nearly 2 weeks
you're a bitch
>>27382247
way to get herpes without having sex you beta faggot
Fembots why don't you just date robots?
>>27307404
The same reason robots don't date fembots.
It's like magnetism. They're the same, so they repulse each other.
Because Chad is always available. Chad has 30+ sexual partners. They don't need us, Chad compensates for all the robot virgins. That is why no women give us robots the time of day.
>>27307404
I fell in love with one and we were both unstable which drove us to break up. Still love him to bits but we're disasters for each other.
People on this board are damaged. It doesn't make for good relationships.
They want to take me to a psych ward, help me please
You're gonna have to greentext it, senpai.
>>27382271
I peed on my phone while I was angry, because I didn't want to answer it. It was fine for few months but now ppl ring my doorbell all the time
Been to 3 so far. They are honestly not bad. I just sat in my room with come coffee reading all day or watching tv.
Hello robots
I want to have a gf or friends but I'm too shy and 18 already
How to do? I'm afraid from being loenly and virgin the rest of my life
Have I a chance?
whenever you meet someone at school you want to be friends with, litterally just talk to them. be yourself, and if youre not theyll know.
if youre being yourself and you say some autistic shit, they'll just think youre a weird dude. Instead of that anti-social autist who nobody wants to be near ever.
>>27307453
>be yourself
I want fucking normies to leave
>>27307453
being yourself is pathetic man, only faggots do this
All the friends I had on here in 2009-11 are gone. They didn't leave any info for me to find them behind. The very few people still there are so elitist and edgy I can't take it. I wish I could go back and do things over again. I would've asked for their Skype or anything, I have no friends now. Online I can't seem to make them last, why was it easier in the past? What have I lost?
>>27382210
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/18041544/
Reminds me of this thread. Probably my favorite one.
I know your pain.
>>27383111
Will there ever be another chance?
>>27382210https://discord.gg/0uLZL9iKc23lcv8S
Just came back home from my first day of wagekekery
>mfw
Thats a joke right? People aren't meant to spend 5 days every week doing that, right?
Right?
idk, how is it different from playing video games all day? its a little more boring to look at documents and sign your name everywhere, but these days you can spend half the time on your phone anyway.
>>27307180
I used to play vidya all day and it was far more soul crushing than working 9-5 in a job I hate. Luckily now I have a job I like where I can express myself in different ways everyday. Wagekeking is like rolling the dice
this whole
>wagecuck
meme is the worst. you guys are just rotting away in your basement living off shitty handouts while normal people make actual money.
How do you go from being a lazy, failure of a human bean to a comfy, financially safe, educated robot?
u jus b urself of course!
>>27307123
Take up online courses, focus on IT related shit, get certified, apply for jobs, ????, profit
>>27307143
god damnit
>>27307203
Why IT? Also, I've been applying for jobs all year, I haven't got a single call back.
What are some robot-approved cities in the US that are:
>Safe (little or no niggers or Mexicans)
>Very clean
>Look very new (as in "wow, nearly every building in this city looks like it was just built - no rust, grime, or dirtiness on anything.")
None of them. Every urban area is packed with minorities.
>>27381903
>just built
You want a city of the same glass box architecture?
>>27381903
>>27381926
>whites still think they can be robots
Who /cuck/ here?
>tfw you fap to the thought of your oneitis getting fucked by someone you hate
I'm starting to become afraid of what I might do when I actually get a gf. How do I make it stop?
you have no chance of getting a gf mate. So dont even bother asking this question you virgin cuck
Justin Trudeau is what happens when you let women vote.
I'm getting cucked irl senpai
>agree to have an open relationship with my gf
>both agree we're not into one night stands but would get it on with friends with benefits
>I get to fuck all the sluts I know but would never date
>figure she will just want to fuck her exes she is still friends with who are impossible to be intimidated by as they are all anorexic emo types
>she actually starts seeing this lesbian girl we know who I used to be friendzoned by or dykezoned or whatever
>get insecure about them spending so much time together and worry that homosexual relationships might be closer emotionally than straight ones as you dont have to deal with the gender barrier
>know I'm better in bed than all her tiny bitch boy beta exes but she tells me about how much hot lesbian sex she has while trying to turn me on during dirty talk
>worry maybe homosexual sex is better than straight sex too since obviously they know their way around each others bodies better
>feel double cucked since I wish this other girl was straight so I could have dated her when we used to hang out all the time
>cant say shit as she's only been with one other person and I've been with 4
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