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By a freak of nature, all virgins over the age of 20 will be instantly killed somehow, and will continue as a natural part of humanity.
How much better will humanity be?
>>27371242
We'd lose a few research scientists but for the most part it would beWORSEImagine the mass chaos when that many people just suddenly and inexplicably died.
It would get rid of a lot of school shooters, and people who harrass women. Win for everyone!
>>27371259
yeah but we'd have a record of all the losers!
>got long distance bf
>can't meet him cuz I'm a poorfag from the 3rd world
whyyyy
>>27371130
How third world?
>long distance internet relationships
>real relationships
pick one
enjoy being delusional
>>27371160
this. OP wont give a fuck but this.
If we die at the end and there's just nothing forever, then what's the point in living?
I'm not trying to push any of you guys to end it. I'm just saying.
What the fuck is the point?
>>27370880
There's no point except the ones you create of yourself and the set of delusions you subscribe to.
>>27370880
Life has a point while you're alive and only while you're alive.
>>27370960
>>27370996
Lifecucks detected
Hey robros, how feasible is it to lie on a job application? How much can one get away with.
I've been turned away because of having no prior experience, and am wondering if I can just make it up.
Also, job/wagecuck thread I guess.
>>27370837
I've never done it, but if you apply to a non-big-company yeah - pretty easy.
Get ur m8 to be a reference.
You can claim to have worked for some govt organization that won't confirm anything for security reasons. Claim you did some crypto stuff for NSA - they won't be able to verify or disprove it.
>>27370926
I should clarify, I'm 19 and looking for a part time summer job.
>on a mission to become normal
>get facebook
>look through friends feeds
>full of fun parties and happy photos
>slipped back into depression
Why can't I be normal?
Talk to friends then, faggot.
Because you slip into depression after running into a hurdle instead of learning from it and using that knowledge to jump over the next.
>>27370844
But they all know I'm an autist, and they all have their own groups of friends who they go to parties with.
>Sleep on the train with your legs up and panties exposed, someone takes a photo of it
>Send him to jail
>The next day voluntarily upload lingerie pics
>This is fine
Is this serious? Fem-celebs are the most whorish hypocritical scum I've ever seen
>>27370748
One was voluntary the other wasn't. I don't know why I'd try arguing about the importance of this distinction here though. It's not like you actually care.
>>27370822
Voluntary or not, this isn't about the bullshit logic you have in "law", this is just plain retarded.
Do people actually sit like this while shitting?
you're supposed to face the tank
I'm on the shitter right now gunna try this the other way alright moving now
Moving. Alright. Wow this is awesome! I just got that last bit out gunna spread the cheeks feels good man hnnnnng there's a little bit that doesn't to go. I'm just gunna wipe and call it a day. Nope here we go. Feels so good. This is a nice perspective too. Alright gotta wipe
Thank you OP I will try this more often
>>27370477
You're not supposed to do either. You're supposed to squat in the street.
Anyone else spread their cheeks really tightly and sit on the bowl so your cheeks are basically held open when you shit?
If humans are supposed to 'go forth and multiply', then what is the end game?
If humans and their offspring go on to inhabit the entire universe, then what?
stop thinking you fag
The end game is a utopia where robots do all the work. Too bad some faggot engineet is gonna go too far and robots will take over.
>>27370247
That IS the end game.
The only thing we are "supposed" to do as far as nature is concerned is survive long enough to fuck and spawn. That's literally it. Just a cycle of born, survive, fuck, spawn, repeat.
According to all available information, that's our only "goal" if you want to assign a goal to our existence.
There is one requirement to get a gf in this world.
No it's not to be rich
No it's not to be Chad
No it's not have a big dick of muscles
It's to have a group friends.
All you need is a group of friends.
And that's where I'm shit out of luck
>>27370236
Almost every woman I've gotten in the past 13 months was from cold approach pick-up .
>>27370236
I've had a solid group of friends for years and I'm still a kissless virgin.
I'm not even hideous. I've been told by girls that I'm attractive. I just can't do anything with them.
Might as well end it.
>>27370236
I'm a 20 year old kissless virgin.
I have a big group of 15 friends and another group of 5 friends. I'm pretty popular within those.
So even if you had a group of friends, it wouldn't help at all because we're all ugly anyway or our personalities suck.
Blackbots welcome
However, no:
>I'm a special snowflake because I'm not ghetto
Faggots. You're not special for not being trash.
How do you feel about being your race? Where the black fembots at?
>>27299038
Just fucked another bitch and watched a documentary about how honkeys are dying of heroin.
No wonder there's more whores here today.
YO TYRONE!
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9QHHXwaNuA
denzel curry is coming the fuck up
Daily reminder that friendship is what you should value the most.
>>27369907
Too bad 99% of men aren't worth it.
>>27370056
Get out and stay out roastie whore
I'd prefer a gf
Here is my dog. He is my only friend.
He looks nice. I assume he's a shar pei or however the fuck you spell that.
Cute doge, whats his name famalam?
>>27369729
Good horse
My school is hosting a dodgeball tournament and they are having an anonymous vote for the team names. What should I put in?
Dodge THESE Balls
The Mighty Cucks
Is this at UMD Op?
i cant stop eating. i keep getting fatter and fatter. i just cant stop
>/fit/ and you'll bulk like a natural
all you gotta do is bee yourself
just get stung by bees
its the weightloss secret doctors don't want you to know
At least you're not 6 foot 1 and 130 pounds. My wrists are so skinny it's embarrassing
What happens after you lose your virginity? Do you get more confident?
>>27369157
If you fuck one women it is like you fucked all of them
No. If you're a fuck up robot and you lose your virginity via a prostitute or something like that, nothing will change.
If you gain confidence because you've fucked a hole, you should kill yourself.
>>27369165
This isn't entirely true, especially if you have a shit tier experience with one and a God tier with another. I think if you have a god tier experience, it's actually detrimental because you'll constantly be seeking that afterward.
