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How do you know when you've found the one? Is there even such thing?
there is no such thing, so stop deluding the yourself
>>27355376
Low value male or high partner count female detected. I'm sorry you can't attract your ideal mate.
>>27355397
are you really implying high value men find 'the one'?
they go through women like I go through mountain dew and doritios
Is there anyone here decided to turn it all around later in life?
>>27355316
I guess. I'm going to make one last try at therapy and going back to school. If I fail now it's all over and I kill myself.
I am 26 btw.
How do I "turn it around"? All the women now are either married are used up sluts. Many are both.
I tried. Each time it failed, each tiem it felt as though it would be different, and each time I lost everything I'd worked for.
I'm 35, divorced, barely employed, and live with my parents. I have no friends. My family avoids me. I've become unshakably fatalistic. Some people just aren't supposed to be happy.
all i ever wanted was her.... everything else was just a cover up and a distraction all I ever wanted in this shitty life was to have and be with her..... help me guys what should I do.....
>stop wanting what you want
>do a better job of getting what you want
>if neither of the above, learn to cope with the dissonance caused by never being able to have what you want
>>27355278
Or you can wait for something more attractive to pop up in your life
Maybe even seek it out yourself
Find new meaning, I guess (if you believe in such a thing as meaning)
there is no other one theres only one for everyone one for one for everything and everyone I cant just get over her shes the thing I love the most in life..... I want her more than anything.....
What happened to you to make you so bitter?
bad parents, was almost murdered, and heroin addiction
that about sums it up
nothing, then bad things, then a lot more nothing, then some more bad things, followed by plenty of nothing and more bad things
you can see the pattern emerging
>>27355013
Did you voluntarily start heroin? Or was it a matter of corcumstance?
Who here /snitch/
I was the tattle tale in elementary school
The snitch in middle school
The loser in high school
But I always got pleasure in getting chads in trouble, be it with the school, the police or their parent.
Who else here /snitch/
Shit im not telling youll probably rat me out
I was very popular in elementary and middle school, all the little black girls even made a rap remix about me to Big Boi's Kryptonite song. I didn't become a social pariah till I switched school districts and went to High School, that's when I started snitching on the normies toking in the bathroom.
>>27354900
No need to snitch. It was so Fucking obvious. hur dur not doing anything here *awkwardly walk out of a smoking bathroom*
Childhood memories and stories thread.
This may get depressing.
>>27354776
> get the playstation magazine every month
> read it cover to cover at school
> play every game on the demo
> play the net yaroze games and marvel at homemade vidya
> go into VHS rental stores and look in bargain bin for hidden games
> look forward to xmas so i can get a new game
> get tomb raider 2, cant do first level
> get home from school and dad says "i beat the first level"
> get hype as fuck to see the next area
> draw new maps and characters in my sketchbook
spyro, medievil, tony hawk, ff7, tomb raider, gex, syphon filter, croc, soul reaver, crash team racing... this shit was pure magic, words cannot express the sheer awe and excitement i got from vidya.. it was a magical realm to explore with infinite possibilities. a place just for me that i could always get comfy and go to, discovering all kinds of things in every new game. now its just a way to waste time.. just code and polygons made for money..
>>27356280
The tech demo with the dinosaur and the fish.
>>27356280
I wish I never got so critical of video games, I could enjoy the most simple of shit. Stuff I look back on is regarded as like a bad game but at the time I just enjoyed it.
why is suicide so frowned upon by normies?
If someone wants to end to end their own life and has no one depending on them then why can't we respect their decision?
related:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prayopavesa
I dunno; probably religious beliefs in a lot of cases or fear of botching it and living with permanent physical damage.
Suicide is justified under these circumstances:
*You were captured by the enemy in wartime
*You were convicted of a serious crime
*Old age or serious illness/disability
if you want to end your life why tell people about it? just do it, no one cares either way
>>27354604
It's simple
It makes them feel guilty about having a better life than you
How do I stop a girl at work from treating me like her orbiter slave? She keeps dumping her shit on me and considers "thank you" to be sufficient reward for wasting my time. I'm too shy to just tell her to fuck off.
>>27354582
why don't you just say no
>>27354962
She's a girl and sorta cute. It's hard.
>>27354984
You deserve to be used then you retard.
>sister is getting her brains fucked out by chad in the next room
>I remember when we were kids, we used to build snowmen together in the yard
>now I can hear her moans and screams as chad rails her pussy
I don't want this feel
>>27354527
Jump in and tag team her
That's fucked up, glad my sister turned out to be ugly/developed keloids and acne scars on her face like my dad and married the first guy that she ever dated after having lived with him for about a decade.
>>27354527
Boy am I glad I don't have any. This is the one feel I am so glad to never have.
I'm sorry I can't relate OP. I hope you'll be blessed with some sort of luck down the road.
>We'll never go back to a pre-social networks and pre-smartphones era
one day the power's going to go out
>>27354462
/thread, thank you
it just annoys me that I saw a tv show refer to memes as any picture with a caption on it
>now we're going to turn you into a meme
I don't know why this irritated me
imagine a world without cumskins
>>27354319
*A world without religion*
You know there's nothing inherently good about that pic, right OP? Everyone in those buildings could be living in total mental agony and you would never know it by the surface appearance.
Also the entire design reeks of prolific "cumskin" architecture. Your pic is whitey as fuck by design.
>>27354319
But who would make more white girls for me?
>tfw no bullpup bf
>tfw no five-five-sixer and pineapples bf
>>27354318
>bullpup bf
What is this?
>>27354318
>trying to conceptualize bullpup firearm layout with human anatomy
why did you do this to me anon ?
where would my dick be located ?
Or you want a AUG waifu only it's a boy ??
I'm confused
Any bisexual robots?
>tfw rejected by both genders
I find bisexuality and homosexuality repugnant.
>>27354238
And we don't care about you finding us repugnant.
>>27354248
Cared enough to write a post saying you don't care :)
Does anybody know how cannabis interacts with antidepressants?
>smoking weed as an adult
Idiot. Please grow up, granted this entire board is full of manchildren but you don't have to make it worse
>>27353830
I'm on 100mg of Zoloft. I smoke weed every day. Weed feels the same as ever. Antidepressants feel the same as ever.
It differs from each person. But you should be fine, senpai.
>>27353853
Okay mom, any more wisdom to share? Like how many dicks can you fit in your body at once?
I mean you personally
I HAD A MILKSHAKE TODAY
>>27353691
Flavor? How did it taste like?
>>27353691
What flavor was it anon?
>>27353718
>>27353720
IT WAS VANILLA I LIKED IT A LOT THANKS FOR ASKING
