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I have a crush on a Muslim girl even though I deeply despise Muslims.
What does this say about me?
>>27348495
it means you're a massive cuck
>>27348495
Go to her house at night, beckon her to her balcony, and profess your love.
Race traitor, cuck, Sweden yes, etc.
If I water down my semen and give the jizzwater mix to my houseplant will it slowly alter the organism?
I feel like if this actually worked someone had done it already so can any sciencebots please rate how stupid this idea is out of 10? It's not like I have anything better to do I could document the experiment like a real science man.
Also should I pursue a degree in biology
It is literally the stupidest thing I've read all day.
>>27348478
I have a feeling the proteins in your semen would not be good for the plant
but an actual biofag should answer
also /sci/ is a great place for questions like this ask there
>>27348478
Do it and post results here everyday. We can all share in your progress and maybe send in sperm.
>get on the cab to get home after a night out
>see this
what do you do?
>>27348413
Take me home please
>>27348500
how is she supposed to know where your home is, mongo?
>>27348506
Please mommy I want home now please
guess why i'm angry today.
>>27348305
You heard the Wii U is being discontinued and you literally bought a console with no games.
>>27348325
That pisses me off so bad. Why do they need to make another nintendo game system? I just fucking bought this one!!!
>>27348325
Wasn't that rumour confirmed fake?
>One chance at life
>You start balding in your 20s
Guy on left has 3head.
Some people are born with hairlines like right, or mature into them after puberty but before balding proper starts.
Some people go bald early. Either way, suck it up.
>>27348252
seriously, most of my family goes bald and they are still good looking. i'm losing my hair and i don't give a shit. if i did i could just use rogaine.
i wish people would quit making these stupid memes, everyone hates themselves here enough as it is.
>>27348252
>Some people are born with hairlines like right
Kek, life must suck for "some people"
>tfw cut my long hair that I had been growing since some time last year
>instant soul crushing regret
Someone hold me
>>27347928
I feel you, kinda. Been growing mine for 5 years but it's still not even shoulder length because I usually end up (reluctantly) cutting it a bit for one reason or another.
>>27347928
>Grown mine out for one or two years
>Mom got me a job
>Shorten it just a little, or so I thought
>Tfw four inches gone and now it looks girly as fuck
IKTFB. Now I keep it in a ponytail at all times because it looks fucking gaaaaaaaaay with it down now. Kill me.
holy shit i can empathize, fuuuck that feels awful
i've been growing mine again for a year so far though :3
I can see how frustrated you are now that you're getting cucked by the 1% and fighting useless wars in the Middle East.
A wise man once said you need to take the power back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APmUWC8S1_M
I hope you fly the red flag high
>>27347662
My family moved here to get away from socialism. And it doesn't work, human nature, power corrupts, limited resources, etc., etc.
>>27348566
*wrong pic
fuck off original comment bot
>>27347662
How would giving the State more power be taking the power back?
How do i become /monk/ and not care about women anymore?
what did you just do? Watch 7 years in tibet?
go to a buddhist temple and ask to be taught what its like and means to be a buddhist. If they accept you and you're not some fat ass weaboo then you can become an awesome wizard monk
walk through a desert
start off by meditating
So I have been illegally concealed carrying a firearm in Ohio anytime I go outside. I was hoping you fellow robots could give me some info.
I am a neet living on Ssi and disability. I got shot in a driveby last July. My question is would I be able to get a Ccw in Ohio knowing all that? If not, is there any way I could lie about it and not be found out? All that you need in Ohio is to take a gun course and submit an application to the local sheriff. I saw a psychiatrist and she said I had antisocial personality disorder but in order to treat me she marked it down as depression. She put me on mood stabalizers and antidepressants. I stopped taking it all and stopped seeing her about 5 months ago. Could I feasibly lie about my mental health without the sheriff digging into it?
Any advice is appreciated. I live in niggerland and have already been shot. I really don't want to leave the house without a gun but I want to do it legally.
Move out of niggerland
>>27347313
take the course and say that your depression is cured IF ASKED ABOUT IT. I highly doubt it will get looked into as much as you are thinking it will. That and everyone and their mom has depression on their record
>>27347313
you have to be 21 to get a CCW. If you can buy a firearm, you'll be GTG as far as getting the license.
/k/ would have more info for you on this
>anti-wageslave threads are made by wageslaves
>anti-neet threads are made by neets
Why?
You couldn't know this, given that you can't be a NEET and a wageslave at the same time, you faggot.
because the grass is always greener on the other side!!!
>>27347188
Life is depressing if you're not a happily married person in your 50's without kids or in that phase before you and your so have kids and you both miraculous ly have money.
Would you date a girl with a feminine benis?
>>27347082
Only one that self harmed and loved methamphetamines.
No. She needs to have the ability to fuck my ass
>>27347082
yeah of course why wouldnt I
What would you do in his situation /r9k/? would you break it off or get over it?
She thinks she wants to marry him after only 4 months, and she keeps lying to him.
He deserves better.
Name one thing the girl in that post did wrong.
>>27347068
she is trying to marry some beta dude that she will cheat on.
thats what she is doing wrong.
Oh god I want to die
>swallow a bunch of air to fart a lot later on because I like stinky farts
>begin farting
>suddenly have to shit
>the shit flies out my ass like a cork and splatters against the side of the toilet bowl
>smells like fucking hell unleashed and not the good type of stink but it stinks like chemicals
>keep farting and it smells like that
>my stomach hurts like fucking hell
Can you actually swallow air to make yourself fart?
Wouldn't the farts not smell like much in that case?
how do you swallow air?
I can just only breathe.
>walking home from the store
>at crosswalk, standing behind some young girl
>she lets out anaudible fart
>i'm day dreaming, not paying attention
>without thinking about it, take deep breath and make audible "mmmmm" sound
>girl looks back at me with a disgusted look
>mfw
JUST
Why are guys these days getting these kind of haircuts?
You know, all clean cut and shit. It seems pretty fucking gay.
They're more obsessed over their hair than girls.
rate my hair r9k
>>27347226
I reckon you should either cut it short or grow it long.
At least he doesn't have long hair; long hair on men is so pathetic it makes me cringe.
Who /fat/ here?
How long have you been overweight and how do you deal with it?
always been pretty overweight. I only have fat in my stomach so i can hide it pretty well but its meant I've never worn just a T-shirt in literal years.
Since I was 9 or 10, my mom used to cook me anything I wanted, of course my child mind asked for french fries all the time (loved and still absolutely loving them) so I got fat, and still fat today.
I can only embrace it, not deal with it and be ok with it
chubby boys please post pics
