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I'm in need of a beta orbiter. /r9k/ told me as long as I have a vagina, he'll appear.
Where is he?
Your shit personality supersedes your vagina. Time to actually work for something for once in your miserable life.
I'll orbit if you're qt
>>27336929
Will you buy me stuff?
Saw this on here yesterday. Anyone have similar small challenges that any neckbeard can do?
>Also, roll
>>27336560
roll
w5454w4wm
>>27336560
I did one yesterday, I'll roll again and post proof if possible
>>27336560
rolling
d4nk
>that feel when you have no girlfriend
It's a difficult feel, possible the worst
>>27336388
tfw no gf
what a feel, a classic
>>27336414
whattafeel
>>27336414
it's like a fine vintage
>2016
>Not owning a firearm to fend off the hordes in the coming resource wars brought on by climate change.
>Not training small arms and repair to 99in real life and playing Fallout 4 instead.
What are you doing anon!?
Troy can you please give me back my Yugo type 66 sks that you basically stole from me?
Thanks bud.
My Chinese complete type 56 needs his white bitch back.
Choad
Friendly reminder that climate change is a political narrative, not a scientific fact.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkdbSxyXftc
Other than this cool gun, robot. Why not go out and shoot it from time to time?
Saving the future you stupid knob
How important is math ability in computer science and engineering?
If I'm mediocre at math should I still go for it?
What kind of job in the engineering/computer field should I consider if I'm bad at math anyway?
Also STEM threadi-if you want
if you go into software engineering instead of computer science you probably won't have to do as much advanced math
at most schools you'll at least have to take all of calculus either way, and possibly something like a probability, discrete mathematics, and/or theory of computation class
>>27336287
It's one of the more math-intensive degrees.
if you're bad at math i would recommend taking something like an IT course if it's available, or systems administration, which is less focused on code and more on managing servers and other hardware
There is this degenerate transgender "women" that posts pics of him on reddit that also has a twitch account.
He/She is streaming right now with two other degenerates.
Name on twitch:
/trapknight
Just some guys playing video games.
why are you so salty anon?
Who cares. Post more pics, I'm trying to fap.
>>27336262
fuck damn that's a hottie, got more or sauce?
>tfw want 100 robots to cum inside me
>>27336151
How about one robot 100 times?
>>27336151
Orgy meet up thread?
ewwww... Imagine being the 100th guy.
Nothing but robocum on your dick.
>yfw picked last for everything.
How do I start not giving a fuck?
>>27335879
Say to yourself that the opinions of others are not worth your time.
>>27335919
It's one thing to say that, and quite another thing entirely to believe it.
>>27335992
Say it long enough and you will start to believe it.
Think about it and rationalize it.
It will manifest itself as truth in your mind
What are /r9k/'s thoughts on MGTOW?
>>27335840
The right strategy but anyone who actually needs to announce that they're doing this is a fag
>>27335859
/thread
Well that was quick. Well done. Pack it up folks.
>>27335859
> implying anyone talks about it IRL
After I cum I lose interest in pretty much everything especially women
How will I ever be a productive member of society?
Well yes, most people in society fall asleep, wake up and do not do it in the morning.
Don't cum
>>27335747
I've always thought that was just a meme
>>27335758
It's the only thing that gives me any type of feeling
>start working part time job
>usually work in the mornings but sometimes in the afternoon, sometimes at night
>work mostly 4 hours and maybe 5-6 hours on one day
>can barely stay awake when I get home
>need to drink energy drinks in order to perform other activities
Is working draining my mana?
>>27335692
no, it's the chronic masturbation
>>27336514
I don't masturbate often
probably once in a couple of months
>>27336693
take some vitamin and mineral supplements then.
the energy drinks are only a nasty short term gratification. you need to nurture the body, then you'll have more energy.
>m-muh genetics
>w-why q-quit eating d-doritos and s-start l-lifting
>it w-won't f-fix m-muh f-face
>anything t-that isn't instant r-results is t-too h-hard
It looks like his lips got bigger
You fucking idiot. That guy obviously had good genetics all along, his face was just hidden behind all the fat.
>>27335446
Those aren't the same people.
Why haven't you picked up that onahole yet, /r9k/?
>>27335212I live with my family that consist of 7 members including me and I do not even have a room of my own. I will probably get one as soon as I get an apartment room.
Do onaholes work like shoes in that they get worn out the longer you've used them? If so should I get a size smaller than what actually fits my penis?
>>27335290
It's going to wear out regardless eventually. If you take good care of it, it should last you a while
>>27335290
if you get a too small one it will just tear faster. They don't last forever but they are pretty durable silicone
HOW DO I GET A GOD DAMN GF.
I'M A FUCKING AUTISTIC ASS COMPUTER SCIENCE MAJOR, AND THERE ARE LITERALLY NEVER ANY GIRLS IN MY CLASSES.
>>27335132
when you are around 30 if you get lucky you'll find a gf. Women your age and younger are "finding themselves." Which means getting drunk, having sex, partying, drugs with Chads until they get bored of it and decide to calm down and settle for beta bux.
>>27335163
Just FUCKING STOP.
If these god damn memes are this fucking true, then I'm going to blow my god damn brains out with shot gun.
I JUST WANT A FUCKING GF.
Why can't there be a single girl who could like me know instead of 10 years from now when she just wants to use me for money.
FUCK THIS SHIT.
First bloke who commented has a fukt view of women. Although as a computer science student you're probably going to have to put in more effort into meeting girls. Also there seems to a common thing on this board where guys will reject a girl over the very slightest flaw, can't be doing that, no girl is perfect, but good ones will get better as you get to know them.
Is there anything worse than normies in love? They just seem to be oblivious to those around them. Sometimes I swear they even go out of their way to rub it into other people's noses.
What's exactly happening here?
I bet the woman is huge #RefugeesWelcome advocate
and that she and her Chad have an adopted Syrian man posing as a 12 year old living in their apartment
and that the guy on the floor is a robot who has never known love
and that he doesn't give a shit about any of this political crap
and that the last thing he saw was a couple who helped bring this pointless miserable death upon him flaunting their love, something he never had and now never will in front of him
What the fuck is up with Europeans?
When 9/11 and the Boston Bombings happened Americans were everywhere trying to help in some way.
Here, those 2 are kissing and completely ignoring the wounded man on the floor.
