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I just want someone to pay for minor expenses in my amazon wishlist, is that too much to ask?
>>27328191
It is literally too much to ask
show your tits on snapchat or something
I'm trying to find a way to see $1000+ deposits in my savings account too, but unfortunately I'm a man so I have to use my brain to accomplish this.
>>27328206
But /r9k/ told me free attention and favors automatically come with being a female.
>Starting first job after being NEET for years today at 4PM
>Currently 8:30 and have been constipated since about thursday
>Have been off and on sick since thursday
>Thursday was the day I got the job
>tfw your diagnosed social anxiety is physically acting up or this is a terrible coincidence
>Tfw feel like absolute shit
Life isn't fair. I try so hard to get a job and my body wants to stop me from it
>>27328053
You are the worst of humanity. Such weakness.
>>27328053
That ass, jesus kill me.
>>27328053
Take a fucking laxative you absolute moron.
Honestly what is wrong with you people?
>I have a job and am now so afraid I haven't been able to shit for five days
I hope to Christ this is satire, for your sake. Fucking pathetic.
>tfw no more active place to listen to sad tunes with your robuds
What happened to plug.dj, what happened to dubsmash
Where'd you all go bros.
I'll be waiting if anyone here's PlsB's call
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/r9k_144864452908587
Don't forget about me robots
Bumping, c'mon we can discuss no gf and listen to tunes
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU YOU'RE ALL TALKING ABOUT COCKS AND KEKS AND ROASTIES AND I JUST WANT SOME ROBOTS TO CHILL WITH ME WHILE I DRINK TO LISTEN TO SOME TUNES WITH FUCKING JOIN THE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOM REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DO IT DO IT, DO IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>tfw it finally hit me
>turning 22 in a few weeks
>didn't finish high-school
>No job
>no friends
>no nothing
>just hit me I'm litrelly lonely and only ever communicate with my family and never anyone else
>everyone my age have good jobs, majority finished university, majority have girlfriends, friends, go to parties on the weekend and clubs
>all my cousins have social-lives and the works
>my only text messages on my mobile are from my provider and for my welfare
>I sit on 4chan and browse all day
>been lifting weights for the past couple of months and seeing gains but i'm starting to not care anymore and want to give up
i dont like this feel, i want out.
I'm literally the same except I make like 20-30k a month from my inheritance.
>>27328033
So what you're saying is money buys happiness?
>>27328047
Well I'll probably still kill myself but it helps
what do you think about the attacks
#RefugeesWelcome
#NotAllMuslims
>>27328007
>what do you think about the attacks
That extremism sucks. Despite /pol/ no doubt rushing to blame genetics as part of their master plan to promote race wars, the problem is cultural and ideological, not genetic. Humans of any racial background can be prone to the same cultural indoctrination leading them to acts of extremism, because that's just human psychology.It's funny, because /pol/lacks' ideologies coincide with Islamist extremism more than they care to admit. (Terrorists want to instigate genocide; /pol/ wants to instigate genocide. Enough said.)
At the moment, the Muslim world is strongly influenced by fundamentalist religious figures being directly involved in state affairs. This has produced a very sectarian mindset; although it wasn't always this way. There was actually a point in history (i.e. the Islamic Golden Age) when Muslims were more intellectually, philosophically and culturally curious, and were responsible for spreading literacy to other parts of the world.
>>27328590
>Edgy 16y old boy from reddit who has no clue about anything but falls for the /pol/ trolls
>thinks he is funny while making unfunny jokes the whole time
I bet you think you are smarter than most people
Given the opportunity, would you have sex with a cute transsexual from /lgbt/?
Nah, I would fuck a cute one from /a/.
This qt 3.14 was an ugly man.
pump n dump
they are not real women
I'm so fed up with women.
Laughing girls.jpg it's all they do. You just can't win. Look away and act indifferent when passing women on the street and they find that attractive, dominant. Look at them and try to flirt and they make the sound of a dying sheep, then burst out laughing with their friend the moment you are out of earshot.
Fuck them. Bitches are all the same. Fucking whores. Only out for themselves. Couldn't give a shit about any non Chad under 6'3. Humanity is literally shit and ruined because of cold heartless women who parade around as pretty princesses all the damn time. Fuck their little lizard brains they need to go extinct.
But why do you care
also
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fuck you i hate everything
>>27327810
women get attention and affection for doing nothing
That's why I care. It's bullshit.
You guys should be glad you never had teenage love.
I had sex with a 15 year old perfect 10 who had the most tasty innie pussy i have ever tasted.
It's impossible to go back now. Most girls gross me out with their roasties and sagging tits.
Dunno man but I'm just posting in this thread to say I unironically love roasties
I actually know that feel. When I was 16 I got a 10/10 absolutely amazing gf that would play videogames with me and have sex everyday. I'm 22 now and broke up with her 5 years ago and I've not so much as had one female friend since. Literally nothing compares and I'm unwilling to downgrade as women get uglier, bitchier and more demanding. I still dream about that girl every other night, and while I got over her years ago, I'm unable to find any other women to be comparable in attractiveness.
I may never have another gf again because I am not rich or attractive, I cannot have standards as high as I do. It was pure luck, nothing else.
>had sex with perfect chick
>BUT IM THE VICTIM
Fuck you. The rest of us are here because we can't even get the roastie that grosses you out.
Get out of here you unrepentant norman.
Kind of a fucked up situation last night. My gf (been dating 4 months) asked a few days ago if I wanted to watch porn while we fucked. I said sure.
My dick is 4" and kind of thin. It fucking sucks. I've been with 3 girls before and none of them have said anything mean or insulting, but I'm still self-conscious about it and just wish it was an inch or two bigger.
Anyway, I searched for porn videos that had normal sized dicks, like 4 to 6 inches. Just so I wouldn't feel anxious while we watched.
Last night she asked if I brought the porn, and I gave it to her on a USB drive. She put it on her laptop, but then she also loaded videos of her own. This was unexpected -- I thought she only wanted me to bring videos. I didn't even know she watched porn or had any.
Every video of hers featured a ripped muscle-head guy with a 9" dick. Most were clips of these guys super-aggressively fucking a girl doggystyle. I tried not to let it bother me. I tried to fuck her doggystyle like in the videos, but it just wasn't happening. My dick always slips out after 4-5 thrusts.
Finally I just finger-fucked her while she watched the videos, and after maybe 10min she had the most powerful orgasm I've seen since we started dating. For 30sec after, she just kept going 'oh my god that was so hot'.
At the time I just rolled with it and thought it was pretty hot myself, and she did return the favor by getting me off. But the moment I came, I was just overwhelmed by humiliation. I literally watched her lust over other guys big cocks for 40min. She probably would've sucked their cocks and drank their cum. She gave me a handjob, looked uninterested and couldn't run to the bathroom fast enough to wipe my spurts of cum off her fingers.
She went to sleep 5 hours ago, I'm sitting in her living room wide awake just feeling like total shit. Is this how it's always going to be, just feeling inferior in every sexual experience? Fuck.
>>27327655
fresh, excellent bait. 8.5/10
>>27327663
Call it whatever you want. Obviously I'm not proud of this. I'm just hoping someone else can relate, or at least tell me I'm not doomed to a life of never satisfying a woman.
I've always gone with 'missionary with her legs above her head' as my go-to position, since girls often say it makes it feel bigger and fills them up more. Anyone else have tips or suggestions.
Life sucks either way. The look of pain I got last time I was about to smash my gf is still making me feel bad days later. Porn lies, big dicks hurt and aren't that great.
What is up with all the superior White men throwing away their genes? White men with Blacks are not common, Asian women are a bigger thing. But the most common is not race related. It is tall White men choosing short White women. They willingly throw away their genetic superiority. I get that all fun things come in small packages. But sex is not everything. You need to make a son. Would you like a short son?
>>27327467
Because we've evolved beyond the point where we needed several strong boys to grow into men to help take care of the family. Because for the first time in human history, we can choose to fuck whoever/whatever we please. We're not limited to the local girl, we can travel, find someone htat suits us and go from there.
But this is /r9k/, so because fuck you that's why.
>tfw6'3"
>tfw want a tall son
>>27327516
But don't you want a tall strong White son. A son that will get all the girls like you did? A son that will have an easier time getting a promotion?
Is a small fun girl to swing around during sex worth your gene pool?
Question for people who have been in a relationship: do you have sex with your gf every night? Is that the normal frequency?
It varies. I've been in relationships where we'd fuck mutiple times a day and other where it was once or week, or even less often.
>>27327402
Usually twice a week. It's usually every other night when you first get involved with someone. I'm at the point in my current relationship where she lives with me so it's only on nights when we go out, which is usually twice a week. It can be a little more or a little less on weird weeks though.
We had sex less than once a week. At first she said it was because she had a low libido. Turns out she just wasn't attracted to me.
If I basically quit my first job without my 2 weeks that I worked for for 9 months can I mention it in my next job if its very relevant experience? retail jobs if it matters.
>>27327395
You can, but they'll inquire why you didn't give your two weeks and it will likely be something of a handicap going forward if you can't give a reasonable explanation. They'll wonder if you won't do it to them, as well.
>>27327578
so its better to not just leave a blank? what if the reason was incompetent management and hostile work enviroment?
>>27327606
You might need to explain how it was hostile/why they were incompetent. But I would leave it on, if they ask why you left, just explain.
Is being born ugly and living a life of uncontrollable self-destruction basically the equivalent of going to "hell.". To reproduce is to be immortal. Failing to do so means the end of your unimaginably long line of descendants. To go to the earth in a sort of speak. This has never been about pleasure or to win favors with our kind. Passing on who we are indefinitely is the purpose of everything. So why is it most of us never do anything to change our broken paths. A lot of people say they found god through good deeds and other such nonsense. If you want to find god you need only to turn your gaze back, inwards. What I mean by that of course is the reason why you even exist today. How you managed to beat an infinite birthing phase where it was all random dumb luck. All your ancestors and you yourself won the lottery of life. It's all undeniably incredible. Miraculous, even. So why have our minds abandoned the true meaning of life. We all want happiness.. It's not as if some of us don't. So why don't we do something about it. Why are our own minds holding us back.
30 k/h/v. Living with my parents. Unemployed, overweight and a slew of other physical and mental debilitating attributions.
My story is as such. I'm white but not "white" (think fertile crescent old civilization). I was marginalized in my western society due to misplaced associations. That made early developmental stages something I missed out on entirely. I gained weight due to lack of social interactions, physical activity and a food culture at home. And yes because later in life it quelled the pain. The longer it went on the more it became me. My downfall started at 6 years old. I'm now terrified of death and all that I have to regret.
I'd love to hear your stories. I know mine was lackluster but I feel I wall of texted enough.
You sure like to blame everyone but yourself.
For example: you gained weight because you actively chose to stuff your fucking face, not because of a "lack of social interactions".
Stop lying to yourself. Take control of your life.
>>27327278
Wrong board filthy normiescum
>>27327278
You don't "actively" make any decisions at that young of an age. You do what is offered up to you and as you grow it becomes you. I had neo nazi's in their 20s threatening my life over trying to go to the local park when I was young. I had friends my age who couldn't talk to me anymore because of my heritage becoming known. I'm sure you have similar life experiences? It didn't stop there either. It carried over through schooling. Hell even the teachers took part, but yeah I had full control...
The irony is my post was as far away from finger-pointing as possible. It's just that no matter how bad you have it the moment you tell them you're overweight, you're the problem... lol
So what do you, robots, think of Stefan 'not an argument' Molyneux ?
>>27327189
I really liked his book Culture of Critique and how it exposed the kikes for the societal parasites that they are
>>27327223
it was a very good read.
my general take on him is that's he's a pretty decent guy, he fights for something he really belives in, and I can respect that.
>>27327245
He's certainly impassioned, while I don't agree with everything he debates, or all of his points, he certainly has earned my respect in that regard.
Overall though, I find him hard to stand, much like Russel Brand before him, I saw some intellectual insight, then saw it for what it was. I don't really see the point in listening to him too regularly. He pretty much re-treads the same topics more than the Indy 500 re-treads the race track.
I want some serious self-loathing in this thread. Tell me the intimate details of how far you've fallen. I want to cringe so hard that my skin falls in a big clump on the floor. I'll start by telling you about my morning so far. It's pretty degenerate and disgusting, so don't read if that's not your thing.
>it's 5 am and I haven't slept all night
>tweaking really hard on meth, can feel like I'm starting to crash
>when you crash on stims, you get insane munchies
>nothing in the pantry or fridge
>only have like a dollar and some change since I spend all my money on drugs
>dig through all the empty food boxes in my room for crumbs, but it's not enough to fill my belly
>go to the 24-hr pharmacy and grab some shitty candy filled with high fructose corn syrup and hydrogenated oils
>took advantage of the five finger discount special they were offering
>shuffled out the exit looking anxious and wobbly as fuck
>walking home, pass by a trolley stop
>fucking dying for a cig, haven't had a smoke in like three days and my cravings haven't gotten any better
>using my noodle, hypothesize that there could be half-smoked cigs around the stop since the trolley might've come before riders could finish smoking
>get on my hands and knees searching for butts
>finally found one, it's been stepped on and it's covered in dirt but there's still like a quarter of a cig left on it
>light it up and smoke it, coughing and choking once I get a whiff of that thing
>tastes like a mixture of flatulence and dirty street orphans
>it feels awesome and I get an amazing rush from it, but I can't enjoy it too much because I'm so ashamed of myself
>start fucking bawling as I walk the rest of the way home
>passersby keep as much distance as possible from me, trying to ignore the crying meth addict stumbling down the sidewalk in dirty unwashed clothes
>get home, blow my nose and suck up my tears, and post this thread
I've had worse days, but I'm still feeling pretty shitty about myself today.
you need help anon. is there no one that could help you? where you from?
That's pretty low, OP.
Why don't you use some of that meth energy to make some fucking money. Even mechanical turk or something would be the kind of repetitive task a tweaker might enjoy.
Is there more like that picture?
Even though it's not for physical pleasure, it's lewd and I like to see it.
