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Is it weird to friends with a 15 year old gril if I'm 22?
Unless you wanna fuck her, no.
>>27325641
The age of consent where she lives is 16 but I still feel uncomfortable
>>27325641
>Unless you wanna fuck her, no.
and even then, not so weird, but likely illegal depending on where you are
Discuss your favorite hot sauces of all types.
Pic related is mine. Great flavor, perfect heat level for me.
Bumping.
I can't be the only hot sauce lover here.
I need some more hot sauce, the last I bought was Cholula and it's almost empty
>>27325537
cholula is the best
sriracha is ok
tobasco is good with breakfast type foods
tapatio is absolute shit
nothing else is worth mentioning
>tfw waiting for a guy to ask you out
>outright tell him you like him
>he says he does tok but he's too scared
wtf
have you tried being less scary?
>>27325073
Post pics of yourself. Maybe he is scared of your ugly face
>>27325073
or maybe you are a cthulu demon.
>be me
>be 18
>be socially awkward
>have delusions
>never been diagnosed but probably have some mental disorder
>seeing a therapist
>be a white nationalist surrounded by mexicans in southern mexifornia
>never had a girl friend
>struggle talking to girls
>hardly any white women around
>never had a friend that is a girl
>don't talk to anyone in my college classes as they all seem to be degenerates
>be alone
>go from class to home without speaking
>do nothing for fun but play WoW and Dirty Bomb
>surprisingly I am slightly underweight despite never exercising
>feel like shit each day
>sleep for 11+ hours at a time
>nothing to wake up for
Is there hope for me?
>pic is not me but is slightly related
you should prolly lift weights and stop being a bitch. you're really young.
>>27325009
What is lifting weights going to do?
>>27324986
> white nationalist
Beggars can't be choosers faggot, either drop the laughable white supremacy shit or die a pathetic virgin
Who else /weird habits/?
>if I'm singing/rapping a song (by myself ofc) I will cound rather than say lyrics, and stretch out the pronunciation of the number to fit with the beat
>When driving I cound the white lines that divide lanes in a specific order
>If I do one thing I always have to do the opposite (do this alot with my teeth, just bite down by the molars. For example, I will do left right right left then right left left right then to switch it up I will do left right right right left then right left left left right or right left right then left right left if I wanna do it quickly)
>With any words, songs, TV, random conversation, I will do the initials of the words. For example if the sentence is "I don't go outside because I have no friends or tfw no gf" I will condense it to "idgobihnfotfwng" and then I will try to pronounce the new word I just invented
>Randomly tense up my neck for no reason a lot of the time to the point it hurts but I keep doing it
>Just do random sperg stuff for no reason like sperg out or walk like a retard idk why
>>27324970
>if I'm singing/rapping a song (by myself ofc) I will cound rather than say lyrics, and stretch out the pronunciation of the number to fit with the beat
You are not alone.
I'll contribute one thing for now:
>I sometimes count syllables when hearing people talk on TV
>>27324970
Yes
>Routinely try to beatbox. Can't beatbox for shit so it just sounds like a variety of farts
>Sing the same song over and over while dancing around the room. Parents are used to this behavior and just ignore me
>Pace back and forth a lot
When I'm alone and remember something embarrassing that I did or that happened to me, I say "Fuck you [my name]" out loud
This happens several times a day
does anyone else have an /ugly gf/ here?
rape migger ass balls
>>27324900
>>27324725
both of the these girls are 8/10 or better
>>27324725
she looks like justin bieber. she's still pretty though.
Who else /never had a friend/?
>tfw can't connect with people
>tfw spent my life just drifting between random groups of people
>talk with then and orbit heavily before just fading out or getting kicked out
>at most lasts a year or two
>tfw I'll never experience true friendship or camaraderie
>>27324677
that's what happens when you are raised in some isolated autistic environment and not allowed to go outside.
>>27324807
That's exactly how I was raised
Never allowed a birthday party, couldn't ever go to someone's house, never allowed outside the backyard
Fuck
>>27324826
Ever heard of the Behavioral Sink or learned helplessness?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z760XNy4VM
shit's crazy
so i should live for myself and my own happiness while im still alive in this temporary life
...so I might as well do it sooner than later
so i give up on anything meaningful
So i should wageslave until i can afford a $13,000 sex doll
>Female standup comedian walks on stage
>"So...I'm on my period at the moment."
>*audience laughs*
>"That's right! BLOOD came out of my fucking VAGINA!"
>*audience erupts in thunderous applause and hysterical laughter*
>>27324260
It's a shame, because there are some really good female comedians out there that never have real success because only the meme comedians get attention.
Fuck Amy Schumer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNKZ9ycIdlY
DUDE SHOES LMAO
>>27324260
link or didn't happen.
never mind, 2/10 for the story.
We have no excuse, asianbros
>>27324235
He seems significantly older than her, he probably has money.
>just be wealthy!
Won't be hard since you're asian, doesn't mean she'll ever genuinely love you. Asian men carry the same cross as short men, truly.
>>27324261
he is a movie star
>tfw there aren't feel on /r9k/ anymore
>just normalfags shitposting
>you just posted feel
Op is a fag.
They don't sleep on the beach anymore anon
>>27324291
l don't understand what you mean.
Can we have a /smoking/ thread
>I smoke pic related
sometimes Marlboro Black 100's too
>inb4 smoking kill you
Everyone fucking knows
i love cigs until i experienced the after effect. had to quit, still miss them though, especially in the early morning.
>>27324027
does black paper taste better or....
like the fuck
>>27324052
Not OP, but it does look cool, and isn't that the whole point?
Does anybody /live with siblings/?
>be me, barely 22
>mom dies
>19 year old sister can't pay bills
>moves in to my apartment
>fast foward 3 years
>basically my psuedo-wife
>I wake up to go to my wagecuck job, she makes me breakfast, packs me lunch, does my laundry and etc
>blows up my phone when I'm out with my buddies, worried about me and uncomfortable being alone at night
She's my only family and I care about her but I really wish she'd get a bf or something
Why don't you marry her OP?
>>27324016
Is she hot?
Oregano
>>27324016
make her give you the succ
>tfw I wasn't born a brown little girl
>tfw will never have other brown little girl friends to go swimming with
>tfw no warm climate to live in
>tfw can't feel pretty about wearing dresses designed for cute little brown girls
>tfw stuck as a hairy manlet born into a frozen wasteland form which I can never leave
This fucks me up so much. Maybe, if God is real, when I die and go to heaven I can be some sad latina woman's daughter she never had...
>>27323949
>>tfw no warm climate to live in
I honestly feel bad for you guys who grew up in cold climates. My childhood would have been so much less fun if I couldn't go to the beach or the pool almost every day.
>>27323968
I've only ever been swimming in indoor pools with too much chlorine. Hurt my eyes and smelled kinda like chemicals and piss. Was not a pleasant experience. I wish there were warm beaches around here.
Am I the only one who feels this strange depression?
What was the name of your childhood crush?
How far did you go with her?
Her name is Carey. I wrote her a note in sixth grade, don't even remember what I wrote but I do remember she told me I wasn't her type and I was embarrassed about it the remainder of my school years from then on. Avoided her as best I could.
Michelle.
I am a robot so i didn't go anywhere with her.
Chelsea, nowhere.
