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My life is horrible. I lift weights, I read books, I'm trying to get a good degree, I'm a good person. But my life sucks.
I'm ugly, I'm unintelligent and my life just sucks. I came to realization recently that this is it - this is my life. Not what I wanted, not how I imagined it. What's the point anymore? I sincerely think about killing myself every single day, I wish I could just go to sleep and not wake up anymore.
Look on the bright sides, you could have aids, you could have cancer.
You could be living in a third world country.
You say your life sucks but it's all relative, compared to my life yours is probably better, I dropped out and will never have a degree, my job prospects are lower, etc.
Think about this shit.
>>27333488
>you could have aids, you could have cancer.
I wish I did
>You could be living in a third world country.
I used to. Then I moved to another country where I worked for a couple of years and now I'm studying here.
Just because your life sucks, it doesn't make my life better. What's the point anymore? We'll never experience teenage love, we'll never get a second chance, we'll never be young again. I'll never have friends again, I'll never see my family again, I'll never date a teenage girl who'll lose her virignity to me and feel genuine love.
I'll always be an ugly loser and the best I can hope for is some slut getting tired of Chad and settling for me.
What's the point anymore?
>>27333528
What's the point anymore?
I don't get it. You have a mediocre life, so what? So does at least 95% of people I know.
Post your age and gender, if you're a virgin yourself/sexual partner count, if you want your partner to be one, and why/why not.
Age/Gender
>20 M
Partner count
>Virgin
Do you want your partner to be a virgin?
>Yes
Why or why not?
I want someone who values waiting for the right person and who won't give it up easily. Basically someone I intend to marry, and I'd hope they would be happy we both waited.
too old
virgin
no
it would be nice if one of us knew what the fuck we were doing
21 M
2
Absolutely. If you fuck any grill who isn't a virgin, you are literally getting cucked.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/16084184/
>>27334694
This but I'm 19. I'd be a normie if I had friends that went out but I'm restricted due to the fact that I am only capable of making friends with either gamers or people that share my ethnicity
just got my "disability"bux cheque for 900$ in mail :D yay went out to buy shit.
Rate my haul.
also what else should i spend it on?
maybe hookers later.
Nice haul my disabled friendo.
>>27333269
rude.
i'm only pretending to be mentally disabled so i dont have to wageslave.
fuckin leech white trash
This thread is for your original anime ideas. I'll start.
>set in a post-apocalyptic world where rural Japan is home to travelling gangs of survivors
>all of them are lolis
>when the gangs come across each other, they engage in combat
>using rubber bullets and plastic swords
>the losers are molested by the winners, in graphic detail
>the lolis are enslaved by the winners as sex slaves
>every once in a while an uprising happens, where the lolis molest their molesters and take command of them
>eventually a superior loli army is formed, with a loli shogun at its command
>she wages an assault on fortress tokyo, where the remnants of the government are located
>all of the government is lolis
>the survivors overthrow the government and make love to them on camera
>roll credits
That's mine, what's yours?
>>27333100
>edo Japan
>main character is a warrior daimyo
>sudden zombie apocalypse that spreads throughout the entire country swiftly
>5-7 clans close their borders and keep them under watch etc. etc.
>follow as they fight the undead and other clans for survival
I've wanted to see this for a very long time..
A 14 year old high school student gets powers and beats all the bad guys while getting the girl with no effort.
>>27333100
>set in modern Japan
>poos
>wees
>farts
>bum bums
>big cums
Any robotrippers here? What was your first time robotripping like? Do not be afraid of going into detail, I'm keeping this thread bookmarked/tabbed all day.
>>27333063
idk about the first time but yesterday i tripped and stubbed my toe on my metal bed frame hurt real bad 0/10
>>27333063
I've never robotripped but ketamine and mxe were great and supposedly similar. No sense of body. I felt like I was in a dream, floating through a forest.
>>27333063
Uneventful, I fell asleep. Had some sick dreams though.
Fembots:
-Mentally ill
-promiscous
-incapable of distinguishing between love and sexual attention meaning they'll hop onto a dick whenever they feel alone
-attention whores
-will cheat at the drop of a hat
Stacies>fembots
always
>>27333058
I kinda agree here. I know it's kinda impossible for a robot to get a Stacy but if he got one, chances are she would be a better wife than a fembot.
And the sole reason as you stated is the mentally ill part. They have nothing to prove and are secure about themselves, they are stable people so a Stacy would know what is acceptable and what is not in a relationship.
>>27333058
I'm schizophrenic and all I want is a mentally ill gf to comfort
>>27333058
Agreed. Girls must go after Chad for similar reasons.
So who's next? My bet is on The Netherlands
>>27332928
Sweden or Denmark
Probably Turkey again 2bh
sweden
weird new captchas eh
>Why are you so quiet, anon?
>You aren't intimidated by older women, are you?
This is your one shot at getting a mature granny gf. Answer wisely.
Boy, Cindy Lou Who did NOT age gracefully
every time she swallows the load of a neet virgin, her forehead extends a few milimeters
>>27331751
"Meps! There is nothing distressing me. Let us cease communication and proceed to consume mass quantities."
https://discord.gg/0skizhuqfOgSqjzt
Chads, Stacies, roasts, orbiters, spammers not allowed.
Come join us if you are lonely or want to train being social. Everyone here is a robot, no normies allowed.
Also, cumfaggot not allowed.
>>27331690
What guarantee do I have that there are no normies?
>>27332554
There may be some in hiding, indeed. However, once they oust themselves, they are promptly removed.
What the fuck is it with girls viewing my profile but not responding. Like, if I break it down, let's say I message 10 girls. 5 will look at my profile but not reply, 3 will message but it doesn't go anywhere and 2 will completely ignore me. What the hell am I doing wrong? How're you boys holding up?
>>27331688
Come on bots, we used to have these threads all the time.
>>27331688
I haven't even messaged anyone. I guess you're doing better than me.
>>27331688
they probably found something in your profile they didn't like (height, smoking, whatever), but at least they think your face is okay/good
Nostalrius not working for other people as well? V doesn't respond.
>>27331636
What level are you OP?
>>27331838
It's working again. I'm level 24 and 22 :D you play nostalrius?
>>27331973
Yeah, I'm a total nab though just a warning. I'm playing on my level 6 Paladin Dwarf right now.
>Man, man, man, man, man
Why are the biggest villains always men? Why are they so fucking evil?
>>27331619
But anon
Hitler did nothing wrong
You're not a cock-sucking jew, are you?
>inb4 /pol/
What makes you think that? Women in power are just as bad, they have just rarely been in power. Their evil works in different ways. The ones that have been in power were obsessed with younger women, and queens of old would hang young virgin girls above them and shower in their blood everyday.
>>27331619
Women dont have the drive to do anything noteworthy
Does Brazzers browse 4chan, robots?
Yes thats old as fuck
One of their writers browses /tv/
Fuck I remember that
It was pretty funny
How hung do I have to be to be a NEET? I've escaped the shackles of wageslavery and I'm already becoming more enlightened by learning a new instrument, writing poetry, and creating art. But I need to know what the cutoff point is for being a hung NEET. I have a feeling 8.25" is just about average and just won't cut it. Please help...
7.5"x5.5" is the official robot penis length. If you're less than that you cannot be a robot.
>>27331492
>If you're less than that
you mean more
small penis = robot
big penis = chad
>>27331492
I thought anything under 7" is micropenis territory...
#feelthebern
fags
>tfw you realize "the bern" is nothing but an excuse for a lot of idealistic people to feel connected to each other, but you just spent $60 on a sweatshirt
>tfw this board is full of retarded kids who have never voted and never will vote, have no life experience beyond high school but think anyone gives a shit about anything they think or believe
>>27331231
They felt the "Bern" in Brussels.
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