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There was just a manlet thread on poll and I was a Canadian anon talking to an American anon. The thread was deleted by mods but I wanted to continue it. Manlet anon with hear palpitations come talk to me
>>27346233
>poll
holy fuck I'm stoned boys
>>27346233
Damn now I want a cute tall chubby gf.
>>27346258
>not having a cute tall chubby gf
haha nerd
>/r9k/ keeps telling you to get a therapist
>tfw you don't want the shame of telling a therapist your shitty problems
>tfw you just want a friend
Does anyone want to be my friend?
Perhaps. Post a means of contact.
>>27348700
>doesn't want shame of telling a person his problems who does it for a living
Your happy to bitch and baww on here.
>>27348700
You're the tranny that was abused by your mom?
Go to a therapist.I would be your friend but your story makes me uncomfortable, it breaks the happy incest mom x son vanilla doujins I like.
For how long can you keep sane with only online interactions?
Forever. The only time I feel bad or worried is when IRL stuff intrudes on my life
idk I think I could have gone forever. The thing is I realized that I cant sustain myself forever just sitting in front of a computer.
>>27347772
As long as I get sexual release from strangers on the internet, I'll be fine.
Normies ruin everything. I am shaking with anger.
>I run 10 miles every other day
>I start my run at 5am so I don't see anybody I am not a normie attention whore.
>I run from my house to the beach, the length of the beach and back to my house without stopping.
> Running peacefully listening to my tunes
>All of a sudden Chad sprints by me on the beach.
>I think nothing of it but think its strange since I am usually the only one on the beach at thist time.
>Chad literally runs a quarter of the beach then runs back to pass me again.
>Think it's strange that he isrunning short distances, just to pass me.
> Chad runs a quarter of the beach then passes me again.
> Is he showing off? He is literally running a short distance not even the whole length of the beach.
> All of a sudden his normie Stacie girlfriend sprints past me. Yelling something.
> I have finished running at a steady pace and sprint past her since she is not going that fast, she yells insults at me.
> I sprint to the end of the beach and turn back to see she turned back halfway and now their gone.
> Why do normies ruin everything? This is one of the few things I enjoy, I have not felt such rage in a long time. I am reconsidering running.
> Why do normies always have to prove that they are better than their peers?
>>27347735
i literally dont understnd what you mean
how can they pass you multiple times?
>>27347754
They're going back and forth you autist.
>>27347754
By running back and forth a short distance.
I'm pretty fucked up you guys. I don't know what's wrong with me.
>Be me, 21 virgin
>Using the whisper app on my phone
>A girl wants a hook up near by.
>things work out and I'm nervous
>Go over to her place which is a 45 minute walk
>get there and it's awkward right from the start
>she is easy 250 pounds but fuck it, wanna lose it
>no idea how to start, she just leads after half an hour of just sitting by each other not talking and watching tv
>go to the bedroom, lights off
>I can hear her breathing cause how tired she is moving around
>panties and bra off
>wants me to go down on her
The stench I can only describe as 3 month old tuna, Thank Christ the lights are off so I had no idea what I was looking at
>she squirts and soaks my face
"tee hee, you're good"
>I'm dying to leave
>she tries to give me a bj and I can't get it up thank the lord
>she forces me to put on a condom anyway
>doesn't work out
>we just "cuddle" for what seems like hours and all I can hear is her heavy breathing and smell 3 month old tuna
>finally decide to put clothes on
>put jeans on and we try to find the condom I put on
>take a step on her bed and my pants rip from my buckle to my knee
after that I just said we should do it again, then left and never spoke about it again. I'm still gagging from the experience. If I had any doubt I was gay it has all but been washed away. MFW after the whole experience.
Gay sex best sex
>>27347624
could be worse desu you manage it well
You're going to love sucking your first clean delicious dick. It's infinitely better in every way to a vagina. Even the cleanest vagina smells and tastes like disgusting rotting fish. Boypussy is also delicious and way more hygienic
I find that earplugs are a great solution to anxiety. Not being able to hear anything really calms me down a ton.
If you're not up to anything but just lying around, adding a blindfold helps even more, but obviously you can't surf the web if you can't see or hear anything.
Seriously, give it a shot.
>>27347259
You should take it a step further and put on an armbinder and maybe a few straps. I can help you if you want.
>>27347281
Seems a little sketchy anon...
OP here
snap
I am hearing things and i can't tell if I'm hearing them through the earphones or they're noises my brain is tricking me into thinking I'm hearing
but I don't want to take them out because if I do everything is going to be way too loud and give me a panic attack
mom just pulled up in the driveway with mcdonalds
best feel in the world
mom will never pull up in the driveway again...
>tfw we're getting Burger King tonight
>tfw you missed out on prime teen pussy
What's the point in even trying anymore?
>>27346834
>What's the point in even trying anymore?
Bannerlord. Stay strong, brother. Life is worth living.
>tfw 31
>tfw banging 18 year old with daddy issues
Even to the Chads who scored prime-pussy, what are they doing now? masturbating to the memory?
HOW THE FUCK IS SOMEONE WITH SOCIAL ANXIETY SUPPOSED TO GET A JOB
xanax and klonopin
fake it until you make it.
When Im in a social setting I get nervous and anxious of what I say, but I've done only retail and Hotel front desk jobs. Literally the job is dealing with people.
I hate people, each fucking customer and guest. I want to fucking kick them all in the teeth.
>>27346779
Social Anxiety is not a real thing
Everyone is nervous when talking to new people just man up
ROBOTS IM HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS
WHY, OUT OF POTENTIALLY TRILLIONS OF PLANETS WITH LIFE WAS I PUT ON EARTH
WHAT THE FUCK IS REALITY
WHAT THE FUCK IS ALL OF THIS
good luck because it never goes away
>>27346697
I can't even comprehend why I actually exist...why do you exist?
>>27346683
>WHY, OUT OF POTENTIALLY TRILLIONS OF PLANETS WITH LIFE WAS I PUT ON EARTH
What ever planet you're on you'd be asking the same question.
>WHAT THE FUCK IS REALITY
>WHAT THE FUCK IS ALL OF THIS
No one really knows.
Welcome robots to the first ever /r9kinstitute/ thread. The goal of these threads will be to create and discuss our own social theories and paradigms relating to Chads, Stacys, Normies, Robots, and other nomenclature.
>Agenda Number 1: Definitions
Any theoretical discussion is completely defunct without apt and exhaustive definitions of our terms
Let's start from the bottom up and define the:
>Robot
>t. kym
You're never going to get a consistent or commonly accepted definition of a robot, anon. Don't even try.
Trying to define it causes this stupid identity politics bullshit which ruins the board.
>no, i'm the standard for robot!
>no, I am!
many people here are very proud of the robot label for some reason, and anything that isn't exactly them, is not a robot. So just give up and move on to defining something else.
>>27346301
>Let's start from the bottom up and define the: >Robot
1. a filter on /r9k/ that doesn't do anything useful
2. a piece of human waste that shitposts on /r9k/
FUCK SLEEP
>all these things you want to do
>you will never have enough time to do them because your body needs to do nothing for 1/3 of your day
!!!!!!!!
>sleeping more than 5 hours
fucking hermit
one day in the future I hope they look back on us and are just fucking astounded that we needed to sleep 8-10 hours every single fucking day.
If we can't even overcome this stupid biological need then humanity doesn't deserve existence.
>>27346038
Enjoy your gains
Can they fix micropenis?
it's not micro, it's mini
What are the measurements on that?
>>27345975
>>27345980
9cm I think but a lot of people ask me is that hard so I might have problems getting fully erect.
ITT things that helped you through depression.
I'll start.
Fuck the haters. Maroon 5 is great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR2QIJdtgiU
I've fallen so far into it that the only way I can help myself cope with it is to hurt myself emotionally. I've found this song, along with the smell of her perfume mixed with freshly cut grass to be the most painful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrkeWsQZNyU
does anyone else here suffer from /ugly gf/ ?
>>27345776
Post more ugly bitches trying to look hot.
>>27345832
peepepoopoo reee meme le robot is kill
>/b/ said my gf looks like a boy
She has a sweet soul.
