How the hell do I meet a friend who isn't a boring retard and actually has an interest beyond smoking pot, watching shitty anime, playing video games and listening to music (that's not a fucking hobby, dipshits)?
wow wow wow wow wow Who are you calling a dipshit you fucking frog poster? Browsing R9K and shitposting and fapping to futa porn isn't a hobby either
Join a club based around real hobbies.
>>27351662
>Thinks that whoa is spelled wow
wew lad
Are there any seemingly depressed girls I can find on the internet who recording themselves reading poetry?
>>27351605
dude just look up slam poetry on youtube theres like a ton
or even poems about depression or w/e
>>27351772
The topic of poetry does not exactly matter. But I'm not looking for public performances. What I want is a girl in her low lit bedroom reading poetry in a hopefully fluent manner.
>>27351605
I got a heart attack from seeing the op image
didn't think anyone would ever actually use it
anyways, it's one of those things you just have to look through underviewed videos for. most poetry reading videos are of public performances.
How can I embiggen my dick?
ensmallen the fat around it
steal other mens dick power by sucking them off
Penuma implant
>Mom makes me lovely meal
>Notice she's spiked my brother's meal
>Refuse to eat meal
>Haven't eaten for two days straight.
how did she spike your brother's meal??
I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!
>>27351343
She slipped antipsychotics in them. I saw an empty packet in the bin as I walked past her. He outright refuses to take his medicine.
Yeah I know, we all pretend irl to have girlfriends, but do you do that just when you feel lonely, or is it more common for you?
I pretty much pretend the whole time I'm alone (in my room) that there is either my gf or a normal friend with me and I speak with them in my mind all the time (never loud).
Do you do this, too?
My brother is uncut and I'm cut.
We both banged the same stripper and she said uncut is gross
>>27351396
because murricans are used to it
>>27351396
that's pretty odd anon.
were you in a threesome or something? explain
Are you a slave to trends, /r9k/?
>>27351206
I'm surprised his kids are white.
I guess that's an improvement to how things are atm.
>>27351206
If you are on 4chan you have to say yes.
>>27351232
If you look closely, you'll notice that his kids don't look like him at all. I think they're his wife's kids.
I want a gf but I'm too beta to ask one out. How long do I wait until one comes talk to me?
I'm not a chad or anything, but I look good, go to the gym and can socialize well.
>>27351108
So talk to girls. What's the issue?
>>27351108
Forever probably senpai.
>>27351120
I'm beta and shy around women due to inexperienc and virginity.
Today's REEEEEEE checklist:
>Anyone who isn't a kissless virgin
>Females
>More than one friend that's not online
>Uses social media
>Chad
>Employed
>Mom doesn't hate you
>Has a car
>No piss jugs
>In school
>Doesn't...
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>>27351031
I have most of these but I've been here since 2008 suck my dick premie
forgot to RE
>deez muphuchin nutz!
HA GOT EM
>>27351077
Normie scum. We don't need you here.
Even if you don't agree with him you have to admit he knows the secret to success: he gives exactly zero fucks.
So why don't you try to adopt this attitude? He's been called a racist bigot Hitler by hundreds of SJWs and numales and still gives them no attention, pursuing his ambitions.
Imagine an Eggman tier guy, he's insulted and mocked constantly, but pays no mind to it, smugly ignoring empty words with his mind set only on his objectives. Eventually the people around him start to respect him precisely because of his attitude.
You can do it too...
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He has NPD
I don't think one can induce NPD
>>27350986
I do have his attitude. Feel great. Don't have to deal with trying to impress women and only focus on the stuff you enjoy or are good at. Life is really that simple. Plus you are better than non-virgins and I love to mock them for losing their virginity and purity.
>So why don't you try to adopt this attitude?
Yeah, I'll try so hard to be a wealthy daddy's boy.
who /looks okay from the front but HOLY FUCK godawful from the side/ here
pic immensely unrelated
I do because of my triple chin
feels bad
>>27350723
This has been my main motivation for losing weight. I have a fat jaw/neck area and figure I need to lose at least 20 more pounds to look similar to OP's pic.
my face is asymmetrical, but i have strong features, like a defined jawline and chin, a heavy brow, and a straight nose, so my profile looks better than my face from the front
Why do women get mad when you tell them they can never be lonely?
You think they'd be happy. Instead that's enough and they actually try to say they have it as worse or bad as we do.
Believe me I'd love to have people throwing themselves at me. But women actually try to say that that is hard or that they can still be """"lonely""""
>>27350666
The real problem is that women have a different understanding of what "lonely" is.
When women complain about "loneliness", their complaint is usually that they cannot find "the RIGHT boyfriend", for instance. Or that they can only find one night stands, and not relationships. That, for them, is loneliness, because they've never known any different.
Whereas for men, if we are truly "lonely", it's usually because we can't get ANY attention from the...
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>>27350794
Im sure it is all biologically explainable. No point being angry at biology.
You don't get it man
You just don't fucking get it
Define lonely first.
Having someone never around you right?
Ever had those times where you were around people but still felt just as lonely?
Loneliness isn't some sort of fucking quota where you just need one person.
Instead of feeling despair, you'll only feel resentment at who chooses to be next to you.
You won't be capable of appreciating their company, because they aren't compatible with you.
What difference is there if there's a prevalence of dissatisfaction...
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Im not a virgin, BUT I AM A ROBOT. Prove me wrong
I can't.
Robot never meant non-virgin.
Special snowflake 18 year olds who haven't gotten laid yet have hijacked the term.
>>27350642
Really it depends if you fucked a prostitute or a drunk as fuck whore then you could be but if you got with a girl and had an actual relationship and lost it that way then you would have to have social skills which means you aren't a bot
>>27350642
You've already seen the other side
You can't go back and be a robot
Is there more of a wagecuck than eggy?
Either egg/wagey thread
He reminds me of myself too much. I can't watch it.
>>27350648
I just RP here as a NEET. Tell me about yourself friend.
>>27350604
Have you heard? He was one of the shooters in Brussels
Aye neetfam why don't you make music in your freetime? Since music is subjective you can't fail at it and its a much more productive hobby than watching anime and playing video games all day.
I started 4 months ago and its helped me a lot in improving my everyday life little by little.
https://soundcloud.com/annedrank/intro
Bumping. Feel free to ask any questions you have in music production
>>27350572
because we are neets
>>27350689
So am i senpai. So am i.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/11977121/Women-are-either-bisexual-or-gay-but-never-straight.html
Is it true?
>>27350361
Women don't define sex in the same way that men do
Men focus purely on what they are attracted to and what they will use to get an orgasm
Women think sex is more of an activity to do with people who you're comfortable with
If a man wouldn't cum, balls deep, inside of a specific group of people based on gender, then that's how you tell his sexuality
If a woman is okay with a certain type of person being present, or lying on the bed next to her, while some chad pounds her into the next decade, that's how you tell her sexuality
Sure.
Sexuality is a spectrum.
This is homosexual propaganda that is aimed to moral destroy the fabric of our society.