>23 years old
>khv high school dropout NEET
>spend days and nights in front of my PC playing games and watching anime
>only come out for food and beer
>never leave the house
>parents get worried about me
>try to confront me about my lifestyle
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>>27353685
You could probably sue them for that lie.or you could fix your life
>>27353737
I tried to fix my life once upon a time, by putting in a few job applications online. I didn't get any replies. I can't blame them, I have no work experience and no education. Who would want to hire me?
I went through the same shit. Take my advice, be a good little boy around the house. I clean the yard, kitchen, apply for the odd job (doesn't matter because they won't hire us anyway) and it keeps me on good terms with the folks. That's really all you need to do
does anyone else think sex without love is meaningless?
Your mum finds meaning from her work.
love even is meaningless
No, on this board of childish romantics with unbelievably fantastical and fictional views of what sex and women are, you are the only one to think that.
You should also avoid doing anything sexual with anyone until you are sure they are your soul mate for life and that they would never ever ever leave you or hurt you or anything, because otherwise you will become a cuck and something something feminism.
I inherited two blocks of 14 flats (apartments) a few years ago. It's fully managed and I literally have to do no work at all. The income after repairs, management fees, and legal fees is ~15,000 pounds a month. This figure can fluctuate quite a lot and some months it is a lot lower. The flats themselves are worth several million however selling them is difficult due to freehold issues.
Anyway the point is I'm a NEET who suddenly became rich. I have no friends or family, no hobbies, no goals and no aspirations. I was used to scrimping by on benefits and stealing...
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NEET apartments
>>27353453
Rent them out you dope, consult a real estate company about renting and you might not even have to work again in your life.
>>27353477
They're already rented out and it's all managed by the agent.
Yandere general; return of the fallen ones edition: If jesus can do it, so can you.
General topics:
> Funposting, Feelposting, Shitposting.
> Yandere Stories and Q&A.
> Relationship advice by Dr. Feel.
Additional Resources:
> General Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/0B1TQuYb
> Dating / Community site FAQ: http://pastebin.com/uAVi8RjT
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>>27353340
If you wanted to revive these threads you should honestly just rid of all the links, since all the off site stuff is what eventually killed these threads.
But despite that, it is kinda nice to see a yandere thread again, for some reason. I kinda missed the special sort of shitposting this place had.
>>27353375
I agree completely. Yet, leaving them out caused a giant shitstorm of *what should be in the topic and what is a cause of the shit*
It's the greater of two evils.
How have you been doing?
>>27353340
Is there a skype group for that?
Can we just talk and say nice things about each other in this thread?
>>27353049
Yes, I'll start off by saying you're a cool guy for making this thread. I hope it fulfills its purpose
>>27353069
Thanks anon, I Wanted to hear that for a long time. You're a pretty cool guy too
>>27353111
Thanks man. Did you make that OP pic?
Black bots, how does your autism usually manifest itself?
I'm not that far gone, I haven't watched anime or played any game that wasn't sports related in over a decade now (early 20s) but sometimes when I'm playing 2k I'll do my own commentary or act out storylines vocally.
I think this is more of a result of loneliness than it is autism though.
>>27353047
I have social anxiety. I'm fine one-on-one for the most part, but it gets worse as more people are involved.
I also take everything pretty seriously, I tend to correct people a lot and I have a difficult time telling when people are making jokes.
I mostly play vidya in my free time
Social anxiety. Can't handle conversations. I read books and play music. It's pretty funny seeing whites talking about robots when we are the true robots.
Our genes are shit
Our brethren is shit
>inb4 big dick
>inb4 ghtto chicks
a 4,7 inches dick and a despise to the niggers who make our race become the ultimate meme
>how women break up
>>27352968
A woman is never alone when she breaks up with you. She 100% has another guy lined up already.
>>27352968
They let you find out they are already fucking someone else so you have two choices.
Accept she doesn't care about you but stay with her as a cuck.
Accept she doesn't care about you and move on.
They are quite pro at this shit, if I was a woman I would be proud of my lack of morals.
Need more like this to be quite honest familia, don't stop dumping till I stop pumping
Sexual/lewd activity as a kid thread?
>be like 15
>History class or something
>Sat alone on a table next to this chubby girl
>sitting with legs pretty spread apart, mine is right up against hers
>Start rubbing hers with mine
>she asks me if I could move my leg
>I move it away
>Few minutes later start slightly rubbing the side of her leg with one of my fingers
>she doesn't notice/say anything
>Move on to using my whole hand
>Getting lower on her leg and further back
>eventually reach her arse and squeeze it
>She says stop, but quietly and in a way where I know she doesn't mean it
>Every few minutes give her a squeeze on the butt
>stops complaining
>begin rubbing the inside of her thighs with my hand
>even slip my hand up her skirt and lightly rub through her underwear
>never do this again
>never mention this again to her or anybody
>>27352497
go the fuck back to /b/, fucking piece of shit
>>27352504
Shit, sorry for trying to bring some original content to this board and have a fun thread
when I was around 16 some kid kept rubbing his leg against mine. That's probably the closest to sex I'll ever get.
why was she born like this and I wasn't?
>born a dude
>only want to be a cute girl
if there is a god he's an angry one
Why some people die minutes before being born but you and I are here?
>you will never be as pretty as danielle
Sex is really overrated
I want to also so few questions
Should i wear a condom?
Should i fap same day or day before?
Should i drink alcohol before?
Is this possible that she will refuse to have sex with me?
How do i make this less ankward?
>>27352433
PLEASE tell me you did not pay more than eighty bucks max. That should be plenty for 1 hour.
>>27352433
Sex is only great if it's with someone you care about.
Bitter, forever alone, probably fat, KV, 33 year old virgin female complains about nobody wanting her:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/the-establishment/im-33-and-have-never-been-kissed_b_9492508.html
Pic unrelated, just some tits for you.
>>27352386
>probably fat
read like a book
theestablishment dot co/author/joi-weaver/
Sounds like an actual fembot
Not the whores who post here because they havn't had Chad dick in a few weeks.
>steps for a girl being considered moderately attractive
1. don't be fat
2. ???
>steps for men to be considered moderately attractive
1. fit gym body
2. good job
3. must be out going and confident
4. at least a 6" dick
5. must have interesting hobbies
Post things you do that you don't think others do ITT
I go to my local university and sit in on the huge lecture classes just for entertainment. I'm not even a student, I just enjoy learning new things. I leave when ever I want and usually go into random classes. No one has ever said anything and if there was an instance I'd run out. I do this maybe 2 days a week
I wonder if this still makes me a NEET
>>27351917
so fukken brave
all lectures are public
there's like a million of them but whenever a thread comes up my mind goes blank
That's awesome, I wanted to do this when I was in school, but never had time and the unis were quite far. But kudos for actually going and doing it. Did you ever have to answer a question in the lecture?
Everything in life is determined by your genetics, mother's hormone levels while pregnant, and upbringing
>>27351782
The ultimate projection for being a lazy piece of shit.
>>27351898
>you're ugly because you are lazy
>>27351898
The ultimate just world delusion.
Why do normies love politics so much? Literally everywhere I turn people can't stop talking about how great bernie or trump are or how terrible the other is
I just want off this fucking ride
>>27351708
Look up "virtue signalling".
Somewhere over the past 5 years it became cool to be left-wing, and socially unacceptable to disagree with socialism/feminism/egalitarianism.
As a result, every normie is posting daily on Facebook about "EVIL TRUMP", "EVIL CONSERVATIVES", "LOOK AT HOW ANGRY THIS SEXIST/RACIST/ANIMAL ABUSIVE THING MAKES ME".
Gone are the days when an election could come and pass and you could not even pay attention. Now you have to tweet daily about how Bernie Sanders is the second coming of Christ or else you're a "heartless right-winger".
>>27351779
Why do I feel like you're trying to sell me something
Clapistani culture actively encourages people to spout unsolicited opinions, no matter how inane, no matter how contextually unwelcome. It's a legitimized form of autism.
>>27351779
Don't pretend right wingers are above virtue signalling. They too write just as many idiotic comments about the Muslim Kenyan anti-white racist who's introducing Islamic gommunism in public schools.
>Most women are average or below average. >Very few women are exceptionally attractive unless you happen to be in a place where they'd be concentrated (Invite Only events or Drake's House Party or something)
>Most women do not exercise at all
>Most women are either flat out obese, fat, chubby, overweight or minimum skinnyfat with unflattering bodies naked.
>Most women still expect to date top tier David Gandy level guys
My question...
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male desperation
They're so narcissistic that if they imagine themselves as less than they actually are, they induce a narcissistic injury upon themselves
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissistic_rage_and_narcissistic_injury
>>27351678
They see a fatter version of what they want, but then go on facebook and say "Even though I'm a disgusting pig, I want attention"
And then people give them attention while telling them that they aren't a disgusting pig
And it doesn't actually matter if they are or aren't actually a disgusting pig because then they will go out and expect people to treat them nicely just for being female
And then people do, they hold doors open and chairs out, they talk more quietly to them, and...
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