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Is hank hill right in this image?
>>27365011
Hank Hill is never right. He's an uptight douchebag who needs to unclench his anus.
>>27365024
walk into traffic
Yes. Well donefags grew up eating leather boots.
Convince me that women are not worth it
Even if you get the most loving, sweetest gf, she will still lie to you constantly. It's been proven in numerous studies, women more often than men, see nothing wrong with lying, especially if they are positive lies, i.e.
>you're the biggest I've been with :)
>you're perfect!
>you're so handsome!
Women are softer creatures. They are much less diverse than men when it comes to intelligent. Basically, most women have the exact same personality, whether they show it on the surface or not- manipulating whore. In the olden days, this was reigned in through traditional marriages and slutshaming inherent to the culture. Now, it is seen as the height of liberation to sleep around.
I'm rambling now. I'll sum up women by explaining all of my relationships I've ever had with women:
>mother- raging alcoholic, abusive, literally did not care about me
>7th grade crush- told me she liked me and kept me as a beta orbiter for a year, before telling me she actually hated me
>9th grade crush- same situation
>10th grade crush- "best friends", she said, wouldn't even give me her phone number and laughed when I asked after 5 months of being "best friends" in her words
>gf from 17-19- constantly lied about many things to me, could feel her lying, always talked about her ex boyfriends, would constantly talk about things I asked her not to talk about, emotionally manipulative and tried to break up my decade long relationship with my one friend, she cucked me
>friend's gf- she got really close to me for some reason, texted me all the time, eventually tried to get me to send nudes despite dating my friend for over a year, after I told her off and told my friend, she broke up with him and told him he did not matter to her at all, and said the same thing to me
Women are liars and manipulators. If things seem good between you two, expect something awful soon.
I don't have to convince you f a m.
You'll get a girl and she'll convince you for me.
Just be smart and don't get her pregnant. Don't get too attached either, it'll hurt more when she leaves if you do.
>>27365140
This 2bh OP.
>tfw what kids more than anything but that means having a woman in my life
>man complains about slutty women
>proceeds to watch 3DPD porn, pay for prostitutes and/or have casual sex/friends with benefits
>wah wah tfw no gf even though I'm a manwhore
Guys who do this are pathetic and no better than sluts, you're part of the problem. Not even a feminist so don't give me that bullshit.
Saying that men are designed to have sex with multiple women is an outdated concept from when we lived in grass huts.
I don't hold anything against slut. Watching porn isn't the same as having sex. And I wish I could have a healthy sex life.
>>27364895
>Porn
Not sex
>Pay hookers
But women don't have to! How is that fair ??
>casual sex/fwb
That's not easy to obtain compared to women
The people with no GFs aren't manwhores, they're virgin losers.
The guys who have tons of casual sex can get a GF whenever they want; They're self-confident and attractive.
Who /can'tmakefriends/ here?
I really want frients and want to belong, but every time I do, I end up autistically REEEEing at the normies and making and ass out of myself. If that doesn't happen, I'll just get bored with the community and start making havoc or /mischief/ until I get kicked out.
Is there a cure for autism?
>>27364786
Take every frame a painting off this picture.
>>27364822
You can tell just from the name that it's lame as fuck though
>Richard Dawkins
>Sargon the Cuck
>theAmazingBananna
>TYT
>in the same breath as trump and /pol/
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskWomen/comments/3dp0bz/asian_women_of_askwomen_how_do_you_feel_about/
asian women and black men should go perfectly together.
I mean they both get easily offended at stupid shit, mostly race related.
speaking of which they are both the most hypersexualized groups among eachother.
also they're massive hypocrites about who they date.
Both are irrelevant.
Whites > shit skins and yellow bellies.
chinks mostly stick with chinks if they're purebred & native to chink countries.
assimilated chinks/half breeds tend to fuck more white men.
>>27364814
Its the opposite you dumb fuck.
In Asia white men get laid easy.
In the west, feminism and pc culture makes it more difficult for a white guy to get laid unless he's rich.
Why haven't you bought that onahole yet, /r9k/?
>>27364731
one doesn't simply buy lewd things on the internet when one lives with one's parents
>>27364785
Do you parents open your mail? Why?
Where do you buy one? Can you get a good one for 50 bucks?
Is wearing plain colored t-shirts autistic?
I just bought a bunch because I'm moving somewhere warm, and most of the stuff I have now is long sleeve. I've got some white, grey, and red
By the way I'm going to wear them anyway because I hate advertising for companies when I walk around, I was just curious if you guys think it looks or will be percieved by normalfags as autistic
no, plain t shirts are fine
graphic tees are autistic and are for teenagers
You'll fit in with the masses.
It's the opposite of autistic you autistic fuck.
Like you said, wearing giant corporate advertisements on your clothes is autistic.
What do you think of her? Honestly.
>>27364279
Pedro, we all love Emma, but you gotta stop spamming these.
>>27364300
Just kidding senpai, post the ones of her in the bikini.
Seriously. Tell me what your thoughts are on this.
>no job
>no car
>no gf
>no hobbies
Why are you such a fucking loser? Why haven't you killed yourself yet?
nice picture nice thread
Holy shit.
I thought the guy's head and shoulder were a butt and I was very confused for a minute or two
Damnit. Fuck this sexual symbolism shit.
>>27364112
>>27364131
HOLY FUCK i just realized what was happening in this photo
It's a bald guy kissing a baby
W O W
O
W
this is my last resort but holy fuck i'm lonely as fuck
>tfw no BPD/OCD fembot gf to watch obscure anime and play co-op games with
if this doesnt work i'm out
I got a reply to this exact post format in a fembot feels thread but we never traded contact info
You didn't trade info because that was a man and there are no fembots.
Unless you have lots of money in that case girls can be lonely here's my amazon wishlist :) Thanks for supporting a fellow r9kbot heehee :)
>>27364102
fuck off to >>>/soc/ nigger
i hope you get catfished and the ensuing shame drives you to an early grave
>>27364149
i'm bi so i dont care by this point yo
ALSO I LIKE GOOD MUSIC WE CAN TALK ABOUT MUSIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epC9mrMrINs
>>27364189
/soc/ has the worst taste in the world
What do you do to help stave off the urge to cash out early? I'll be surprised if I make it to my next birthday.
tfw no urges
>>27364001
it truly is about variety
simply rise early on the morrow, and walk around town with naught but your thoughts, and watch the sun rise and the other humans wake and the moon fade from the newly brightened sky and you will realize that you are not as awful as you believe, and people are not as awful as you believe, and remember that we must be here for a purpose, some goal to achieve, and there have been millions here before us and there will be millions after and you are a part of all the interconnected beauty of the earth and the stars simply by existing
you must make a future for yourself, without the things you feel that you want, because materialism is the death of all things, the final phase of men and empires. rise above the sadness you wallow in, the sadness that pervades your existence because you don't have the things you think you want
what you have not has not killed you yet
do not allow it to be your end
It would be embarrassing to lose a fight against myself
My dad is marrying this fat fuck. Wtffffff.
>>27363988
What's your dad look like, though?
>>27363998
Like a normal person. He should be able to do better imo
>>27363988
You know that people can dox you right?
>Hehehhe! Look I have a PENIS! HAHAHHAH
>OoOooo anon.. W-what's growing in your pants?
>Oh my God, you disgusting dirty fucking sissy! It's a boner!!
>Hmmm... I bet you would love for me to have a penis.. wouldn't you anon?
>Tell me... Let's hypothetically say I do indeed have a penis, describe what I SHOULD do to you...
>tfw no bratty gf with a penis to do whatever she wants to me
dat look of penis envy tho, she really does wish she had a penis.
>>27363953
Im lost are you implying trap or pegging
>getting back 5200 on my tax returns
Mr. Shekelstein is being kind to me today
What is a tax return?
Forgive my NEETslime ignorance
Are they literally just giving you back money that you already gave them?
Why did you have to give it to them in the first place?
It doesn't make any sense...
>>27363709
It's my first year filing it so I'm not completely sure either but I think you're right
>>27363686
prove to me ur a robot, how the fuck is anyone getting 5200 back for tax returns
I currently have 2 likes on my latest Instagram post. Fuck normie social media
>>27363564
Join the dark side pham
>>27363564
I bet its a blurry picture of either a mediocre food dish or some half finished project that you're never actually going to complete
>>27363564
>has an instagram
>cant even say the word normalfag
>calls others "normies"
