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>met qt grill at uni
>we hang out, seems like she's interested
>"haha anon, me and my boyfriend..."
Dropped. Why girls do that?
>>27372881
They're under the illusion that men and women can be friends and are completely oblivious that the only reason a member of the opposite sex would approach them is for pussy.
>>27372881
That's why you have initiate physical contact as soon as possible. If she's resistant you get the fuck out.
>>27372881
trying to pull you into their orbit
Where are we going tonight, anon?
I'm going home.original desu
Nowhere, thank christ.
Man, the fact that I don't drink is really ruining my life. Two years now as the designated driver at night with a car full of drunk lunatics, it's like every weekend I'm in a surreal nocturnal odyssey like that After Midnight movie.
I'm this close to saying fuck it and becoming an alkie like my parents.
>>27372868
NOWHERE
WE'RE STAYING RIGHT IN THIS BED
All I want is a mommy gf to make the pain go away
>>27372567
>All I want is a mommy gf to make the pain go away
just be a good boy anon!
mommy's dont want little betas like you they want rough and cool 50 year old bikers, idiot
>>27372804
it's true
>be 19
>go on okc and pof
>only ONE out of dozens of older women answer me
>it's a fat woman with big tits who had a kid a year younger than me
>whatever, i'm still looking for a hole to stick my dick in
>she stops responding to my emails
oh well
What do I say now?
Seems like a bad catch and a bit too easy, better end it now or else you will have to deal with the emotional burden of a failed relationship.
Tell her to send you title pics
>I'm having commitment issues already. What's your sister's number?
Who /nofap/ here?
I really thought it was bullshit until I stopped for a few days and really got pulled out of the slump ive been in.
I have way more energy, my mood is much more stable, I feel like I can think clearer and women seem to respond to me much better at work and stuff. In fact its actually gotten kind of weird, I might be over thinking it but it feels like a lot of my female co-workers have just been 'gravitating' towards me, standing around me while im working.
And the funny part is, I just ignore them. My desire for sex has gone up the roof, but my desire for female validation has disappeared completely.
Idk, it might not work for everyone but I think for those people on here who always feel sluggish, drained, and unconfident around women, and find themselves wacking off on the daily to porn, it might be worth trying to stop for a while.
>>27372494
havent fapped in a week. sex drive is kill since taking meds
i dont care, its a chore
>>27372494
i do it for the placebo effect.
/nofap/ is good, but /noporn/ is even better. Porn is cheating the system. Our brains aren't meant to see so many naked women in one life time. It fools us into thinking "Mating? We've done that with a billion woman. Why would I need to put effort into finding another?" and thus so many males claim they cannot find a woman for so many reasons...when really, they are not even trying because their subconscious brain thinks they have banged millions of women.
What if the reason we don't fit into normie society is because we have more neanderthal genes than most people? I got my genome tested and it turns out I am 3.8% Neanderthal. This is why normies think we're ugly and why we think they're fucking whacked out sociopaths, we simply cannot integrate with their Cro-Magnon normie ways.
Neanderbot thread?
2% Neanderthal
Girls like the heavy brow and heavy jaw. No problem
>>27372338
Neanderthals have 0 chin.
>>27372312
Looks like tommy lee jones desu
So I'm pretty certain I got ripped off a few weeks ago, and I'd be a lot more pissed off if I spent more money.
Look at this flaky shit. Does this look like ten bucks of weed to any weed veteran here? Enlighten a newbie, I'd appreciate it.
>>27372308
put something next to it for reference like a bic lighter
if it's half a gram to a gram it's worth 10
if you're only buying 10 bucks worht of weed, you're going to be given the smallest popcorn nugs
>>27372308
lmao get your own scale
>>27372308
probably need some pocket change as a size comparison
other than that, yeah, it looks like an excellent source of daily fiber
Whats up guys, normie here (or chad by your standards)
Any questions you have or advice you want on something then ask away.
Pic related is myself. Don't get salty, I genuinely want to help some of you lost souls out.
>>27372125
>neckbeard
>normie
>>27372138
life doesn't work in memes senpai, stop hiding behind your greentext
>>27372125
When are you going to accept that the only solution to true happiness is to fucking kill yourself? If you are coming to a mongolian pictogram board to brag about your life it is probably shit in the first place. Enjoy your stay, checkout time: NEVER
Well, /r9k/, I think I just lost a gf of 4 years.
My fucking fingers are shaking typing this.
Last night she came home from work and we had sex for probably the last time ever and afterward she thought it would be good to discuss marraige as pillowtalk.
She wants chidlren and it was fucking stupid that we never discussed this before and i told her that I didn't want children because it would encroach on gaming time. I play RPGs 3 times a week, including GMing quite a bit. I WOULD NOT have time for all this if we got married and produced small children. I have a friend who had a kid last year and he ended up quitting our group and now every time I see him HE IS FUCKING DEAD IN THE EYES. I talk to him and his voice is different. I swear to god, the look in his eyes is begging me to kill him and release him from torment. I don't want to end up like that /tg/
My parents are going to be really pissed when they find out, this is the only girl they ever approved of and now they are going to find out I won't be giving them grandchildren and they will probably cut me out of their will and not invite me to thanksgiving dinner anymore.
I can't even type out all the fucking consequences this is going to have. We had a 3 hour argument about this and she told me I'm a fucking Manchild. Well you know what bitch? I AM A MANCHILD AND I AM PROUD OF IT SO YOU CAN FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
I hope she's out fucking one of her work friends right now. I hope I am legitimately beign cucked right now. I fucking hate cuck fetish but I want it now so I have an excuse for HER to be the bad guy because SHE si the one trying to ruin my life. FUCK women and their need to squirt spawn from their holes.
I am really scared right now. Is every woman going to be like this? I am 25 so it is getting to be too late, all my friends are married or in long-term relationships. Am I better off alone?
You don't deserve her. You're a little baby boy and have no business being a father. Do not reproduce, you will never man up. I hope she finds a different shut in guy who is smart and introverted like you, but more mature and masculine.
I was going to say man up but you're too far gone.
>>27371846
I hate women too, but you're getting mad at her for her natural genetic desire for babies.
>>27372261
Stop with that genetic shit, tubby
Lets change things up...GREEN FLAGS about girls!
>very good relationship with her father (polar opposite of daddy issues which means very low amount of mental instability for a woman...her dad might have even fucked her but in a loving way and she enjoyed it, so it wasn't abuse)
>parents are not divorced
>she has a college degree and actually got a decent job with it
>90-100% of her friends are girls
>she can watch a movie without talking once and without pulling out and checking her cellphone once
>she doesn't use facebook, twitter, instagram, or tumblr
>she's not a vegan, and she craves giant burgers and stuff like that yet she is still thin/fit
>no tattoos, no dyed hair
>she believes in God
What are other GREEN flags anons?
>very good relationship with her father (polar opposite of daddy issues which means very low amount of mental instability for a woman...her dad might have even fucked her but in a loving way and she enjoyed it, so it wasn't abuse)
you could have saved that one for last cause after that I assumed it was all bait
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>She is 2D
Only green flag desu
>polar opposite of daddy issues
>her dad might have even fucked her
topkek, stopped reading
You know like 2006?
>4chan newer and less filled with shit posters
>people actually customized their computer theme for fun
>Windows XP(still the best)
>shitty flash cartoons and games we all loved
>no let's plays
>AVGN was the best
>Classic YouTube
>YouTube poops
>no Tumblr
>no Reddit
>life was good on the internet
>no phone posting
Who else's missed the old comfy internet?
Ever since it got mainstream from social networking everything has to look and be all corporate and professional and too much people use it now
>>27300252
>shitty flash cartoons and games we all loved
Robot wars on miniclip.
Fucking balloon duel on whatever site would host it.
Fancy pants adventure.
I can't be despaired or nostalgic if I am dead.
>>27300252
It will be this way again even if Facebook and Youtube would go down since people only wanna use the internet nowadays to profit rather than simply express like those old days
Funny how the modern golden age only existed for 10 years, 97-07. Yet historically the golden ages last centuries or multiple decades.
ITT: things that piss you off
>when an artist thinks he's more valuable/indispensable than a writer
>it's a I'm a self-publisher writer on Amazon who uses a thesaurus and writes anecdotes and he will never be able to pick up a brush and or pencil and create a masterpiece since his fingers are too fat thread
>>27371908
>implying drawing is as vital to culture as literature
Nigga pls.
>>27371709
Don't use pictures of my waifu again please, thanks
Who else remembers being, like 11 and discovering porn for the first time? Only to desperately try to find porn of people your own age. I often wonder if that shit put my parent's computer on some sort of fbi watch list. But we all did it so I'm sure it's pretty common.
send it, thx
>>27371460
I thought I was the only one. By the way, I think I will try to find some cheese pizza on Tor now.
>>27371460
I was 9 and my brother's friend used to invite us over and watch porn with us, I didn't really like it.
>family thinks I'm gay because KH virgin
>decide to make up a fake gf to stop their shit
>keep the lie rolling for months
>sister's wedding coming up in April
>family tells me to bring gf
Wat do, /r9k/? I'm figuring suicide would help, but I'm too scared of death to go through with it.
>>27371393
Tell them that she broke up with you, or vice versa.
>>27371393
Pay a prostitute to come with u
>>27371393
>Pretend that she broke up with you
>start faking depression
>go alone to the wedding
>try to look miserable, but physically presentable
Girls likes when guys feel miserable, so it's a opportunity to meet someone. Did something like that, but was genuinely depressed
>deathly afraid of toxoplasmosis
>mom's cat jumps on her shoulder while she was cooking
>punched my mom's cat
>she's angry at me
>I'll kill bury the cat alive in the backyard soon
Could I interest you in some Daraprim?
>>27371312
>a group of 4 cats constantly shit all over my lawn
>see their disgusting pock marked turds forming a bunch of spots and fungus webs on it
>they don't fucking go away and take ~3 weeks to finally erode or whatever
>considering on just loading my 9mm and shooting those pussies for every fucking life they have
Fuck these disgusting toxoplasmosis vectors, fuck them to hell
>>27371312
Can't you kill the cat before you bury it? It's less cruel.
