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>tfw anime saved my life
>dropped out of college in my early 20s
>just worked a full-time shitty wagecuck job so I could afford to buy enough weed to help me forget that I work a shitty wagecuck job while my ex-friends have careers and wives
>this goes on for 9 years, already depressed back then
>new owners
>get fired from job
>weed guy stops dealing
>ultimate depression
>piss bottling
>nothing to do but sleep and shitpost on 4chan
>day in and day out the same old purgatory
>seriously start thinking about which way to end it all
>eventually start watching anime on a whim after I got bored of watching the same youtube videos over and over again and though I may as well see what anime was about before I somersault off a bridge
>always stayed away from anime because of the stigma and tried to be a normie
>some moeblob, some underage "high school" panty nonsense, mostly funny
>get into drama anime
>get into action anime
>get into cross-genre animes
>lots of NEET-themed or NEET-relatable animes
>realize that there's hundreds of thousands if not millions of people like me
>realize that anime is wonderful and amazing, therefore life is wonderful and amazing
>realize what I want to do with my life
>clean up my self and my room, throw the piss bottles out, get another job, get my teeth fixed and go get a check-up at the doctor's, start working out, depression is a distant memory
>if my life was an anime, I would watch it
Have you accepted your Lord and Savior Anime?
Yeah senpai I like that no no biyoree one its grate.
Japanese have a marvelous culture.
Anime is hit or miss. There's alot of stupid drivel out there, but it can also be extremely and uniquely good and intelligent.
if i had the passion to be a animator i'd definitely do it tbhwy
but to make money i'd go into 3d animation since that seems to be where the money is at these days.
Fembots have you ever or would you ever dye your hair?
>fembots
We need to just make this a banable offense. I'm so fucking tired of this kiddy /soc/ chat shit
pink hair is left better short desu
When I was little I wanted blue hair because my favorite sailor scout had blue hair.
As an adult though, not really. It would look weird and I don't really have any interest in it.
Which is the worst board and why is it /mu/?
/mu/'s not too bad, my bote is /fit/
/fa/ all the way
/mu/ is ok but it's really boring with all its generals
>parents had 54,096th fight in car
>father wont give mum $500 because she's a fucking lunatic
>mum and brother find letter my dads account is negative after working for a month
>( past tense )brother gave father a ride to get 150 bux for motor
>motor is still sitting in backyard
>brother thinks he got drugs
>father isn't coming home
>recorded my mother throwing things at the wall and me
>brother is showing mum where they went
>once again they'll eyeball me to pick a side and whichever I choose has no good end
tldr: dad lied about saving for apartment/storage and my mother blew what money he gave her as usual and expects me to wagecuck, give her all my money so I can be her new whipping post
I'm fucking tired of this life. There's so much more shit that has happened I couldn't fit in one thread.
>>27380289
Women are your superior shit lord, now get at least 2 jobs.
Your mother deserves it for existing.
save your money until you have enough to move out. Now tell your parents you lost your job. Move into your new place and enjoy being alone.
I should mention he fixed her car on a restraining order twice last month knowing mum WOULD call the cops to be a spiteful cunt.
My mother raised me alone ruining my life in the process, psychopath deserves a beating.
My father was always in and out because of her but never cared to be a parent. Always had shady excuses to things but generally we got along.
>Sorry, I don't date guys who share similar interests with me.
>I'm only into sporty, muscular hip hop kinda guys
Why are girls, especially "alternative" girls into guys who have almost nothing in common?
Protip: this happens way beyond high school
>>27380186
Because they're not actually interested in "alt" things, they just like the image because it shows chad how easy she is.
>>27380186
Because pretty much everyone prefers someone who is at least somewhat into sports and no one with a brain cares about a potential partner's prefered music genres. There are more important things.
>>27380186
Because they know being "alternative" is stupid and want a man to save them
Female companion robots are now available.
Still has a long way to go pham. I'm eagerly waiting for the time when females become obsolete.
I'm already saving up for a husbando bot. Anticipating that they'll cost more than a car when good ones come out.
>>27306323
This one talks to you and does simple routine tasks.
When you say still has a long way to go, what exactly do you think has a long way to go? You want the waifubot for companionship, well here you go.
>ran out of smokes
poor tobacco cuck ran out of his death sticks! i feel so sorry that you're currently unable to continue committing suicide.
So go get some more? Do you only have CVS near you or something?
>>27306326
What lead you to this?
is it pronounced
>Aye-non
or
>uh-non
i say aye-non
>>27380177
>not ah-non
kek
An-own
uh-non-ih-muss
therefore
uh-non
Post your face when a chick this hot looks at you this way
>>27380138
PLEASE DONT LOOK AT ME
look away quickly, and avoid any future eye contact.jpg
I just smirk and know I'm in there.
does anyone have experience on this?
im from a culture that practices this, should i tell my parents do get things rolling?
>>27305731
what culture might that be ?
picture looks like a morrocan wowen.
you know that women dont do tottoos on faces , its an old ignorant tradition. when people were atheists or something crazy in those days.
>>27305731
I think you should.
Look at western culture, marriages based on attraction and everything is shit.
I don't know which culture you are from but sometimes they let you have a voice too, if you can do that, you're pretty much set.
>>27305731
Just tell them you want a wife and they'll start that shit up immediately they probably have like 5 in mind already, just find the hottest richest one
If we're all lonely and have no friends why don't we be friends with each other?
Because we hate each other
I like having no friends more than I like having friends
The problem is I dislike both to some degree
the only thing r9k hates more than themselves is eachother
>Receptionist comes into the surgery
>Claims that the increasing numbers of death certificates are hard to keep track of
>Wants me to give her a computer to use on reception
>Give her a lethal dose of morphine instead
>>27380030
On January 13th 2004, the ship set sail for the final time.
>>27380030
>obese "man" is dragged into the lobby by his parents
>continues to scream about "tendies" and "REEEE"
>parents beg me to give him the medication to get better
>give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
all i want in life is a lethal dose of morphine
Does anyone here still #feelthebern or have you given up hope?
>>27379947
American politics are a fucking joke. I just support trump because pissing whiny liberals off is hilarious
Bernie will never win the democratic election, unless something magical happens. It will be Clinton vs Trump, aka a nightmare scenario. If that is the case, I'm actually gonna go for trump, really dislike Clinton.
HOW IS HILLARY BEATING HIM
I DON'T GET IT
HE'S WAY BETTER
Anyone know some good ways to release anger?
I've had an unusually shitty day and I'm fucking pissed. Better to release my anger on something productive than on people.
Try pushups or exercise in general anon
It's great!
If not eat a bunch of ice cream
It's wonderful!
If those 2 don't work I just cut myself
Its weird
Have fun friend
Complain on here or play a RTS or fast paced FPS and yell and bitch a lot during it
>>27380295
Oh man this before I used to cut
Just fucking played battlefield bad company 2
Volume all the way up with the sniper
Absolute sex
>tfw you're 18 and really want to fuck women aged 40-60
done it and it's great
>want to fuck 35-50 year olds
>want to date 18-25 year olds
Fuck me up f.a.m
Well, do it then. They want to fuck you too.
