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Just bought a $15 skateboard from a homeless woman. AMA I guess.
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How does it feel to own a stolen skateboard. And how much crack did she buy?
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>>27376531
How did it cost?.
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>homeless woman
Explain to me in 5 words or less why did you not offer her 2 bucks for a handy

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Why do women lie?
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>>27376466
Subpar IQ plebs with an exaggerated sense of wisdom and self-importance exist.

More at 11.
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Because people let them. Pathetic on both sides really
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>>27376466
They don't really care about anything but their appearance. She wants to be seen as a cultured, informed woman who knows all about the world. She could give a shit less about world events, all that matters is people's perception of her, because that is the entirely of how she perceives herself.

I'll concede that everyone requires validation to some extent. But people who live fulfilled lives and have actual hobbies seem to need a lot less than vacuous females like the on in the OP.

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Why do I get with men? I love my current boyfriend but I realized how much he costs. I'm posting fit for, paying for rent, paying for gas to drive us around, helping him pay off his credit card debt

I just want to be free, but I don't want to break his heart

I just want to buy cute clothes and eat tasty food.
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Did you actually start dating a robot or something?
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You need to have a serious talk with him. Tell him he needs to start pulling his weight or else you can't handle it anymore.
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>>27376355

Then don't you stupid bitch, let your pointless desk jockey job keep you warm at night

>Anon, how come I never see you with a girlfriend?
>Are you gay?
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>ask someone if they're gay
>they get super offended for no reason
lol wtf
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>>27376087
Like every straight guy ever?
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>Your FACE is gay!
And then I would run away

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How's your day robots? Mine is pretty good so far.

>woke up, tried to put on a dress shirt for a client project and ripped it right in half
>meeting gets canceled because roads are frozen into giant sheets of black ice
>drive my ass to school to tutor some scrub, barely survive ice planet hoth
>scrub doesn't show
>get paid $22 an hour to shitpost on 4chan, drink free coffee and eat a substandard hamburger
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>woke up
>got washed up
>ate apple and coffee
>posted here
>walked to take a shit
>posted here
>pet the cat
>slow day today
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I'm living at home with my parents waiting for August to come so I can go to grad school. I'm taking an online class but I can only submit three lessons a week, and I already submitted three. There's nothing for me to do that's productive so I'm just sitting here shitposting and doing nothing.
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>Woke up
>Stayed in bed for 40 minutes, not comfy, but rather just unmotivated
>Took a shower
>Still smelled like balls
>Masturbated
>Made a sandwich
>Played Civ for an hour or so
>Ate dinner and watched the latest Vikings episode-- It's shit
>Drank a shitton of carbonated water

Doing worse than normal, despite taking a shower.

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Hey r9k, I'm the OP of

>>27362657

I sat beside a friend of mine today who is friends with this girl, and the girl sat with us as well. I said that I wanted to sit beside him so I changed seats and put myself on his left and she sat beside him on his right. She said some words to me when she came in but I didn't pick them up. When the lecture finished, I said goodbye to the guy and told him to have a good weekend but I didn't say anything to the girl and then bolted out of there.

I wanted to talk to her but I ended up not acknowledging that she was even there. I felt bad about it but I just left and now I'm in the library typing this. I wanted to make up but I didn't even talk to her.

What the hell is wrong with me? I want to talk to her again so badly but I just feel like I can't even look at her.
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>>27375991
Hey /r9k/, please help me out
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>>27375991
She's mad at you for ruffling her hair? You did nothing wrong. She was probably more surprised that you did that more than anything else. Don't apologize. That's weakness. If she really wants to end your friendship over you RUFFLING her HAIR, then she wasn't much of a friend to begin with, right?
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>>27376262
>Don't apologize

I don't really want to but at the same time I don't really know how to talk to her without bringing it up.

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Would you fuck a black chick?
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No No

No

No No

RAVIOLI
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>>27375986
I would try but I don't have BWC
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I live in fucking Oregon

There are tons of healthy young black nigger women around and I would only date them for less than 6 months before I leave ship since they're fucking shit people as a race to begin with

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>tfw i'm lonely and i have absolutely no one to talk to and i'm a khv and i wanna have a qt robot bf but everyone on here hates women and tells me to get the fuck off their board ;_;
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>>27304021
Is it wrong that I assume that all fembots are landwhales? Because that's the only way I can imagine a non-disabled adult woman being a khv
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>roastie

Get the fuck off our board for the nth time already damn!

REEE! REEE! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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>>27304021
Post pic and location and we will put our applications in.

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Who else /shitty childhood/ here?
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I don't think anyone ends up here with a good childhood
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Had a pretty good childhood(0-12) overall, which is in razor sharp contrast to my incredibly miserable adolescence and adulthood.
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had money and went places but parents were idiots and abusive. Screamed/fought each other constantly and psychologically and physically intimidated us. My sisters are both completely insane and dating drug dealers which I'd assume is the female equivalent of being a robot.

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Are Eastern women really that much different than White women?
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>>27303748
Photos like that in the west get featured on the major feminism front pages and criticized as sexist and degradatory of womyns' image. Does this happen in Asia? I leave the judgement to you.
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The only thing I know for sure is that they are Cuter.
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>>27303748
>>27303802
>>27303866

can we trade women?

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Does friendzone exist?
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yea why? were you not sure or something?
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>>27302453
A girl sent this to post to me.
The girl I was talking to either couldn't define it beyond "A fictional belief of boys and girls..." though.
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>>27302549
what's not to get? you don't honestly expect that a girl owes you anything just because you're kind to her or treat them like you should any other human being, do you? especially sex of all things

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How do I make myself emotionally numb?
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take antidepressants

bloxxxxx
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>>27375814
Do antidepressants kill all emotions?
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>>27375787

Spend few more years around here.
Never fails.

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What's up /r9k/

I want my girlfriend to get fucked by another guy, but I'm not interested in being there when it happens. Does this make me a cuck?

From what I understand, cucks either watch or prep the bull. I do get turned on by the idea of her getting plowed by another dude, but I don't want to be physically present. So where do I fall in terms of definition?
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Who the fuck cares what a Korean Virginity discussion forum thinks of you? Seriously?
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>>27375745
A cuckold by any other name
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>>27375745
you're a cuck you faggot

>you'll regret it if you do this

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Any femanons out there with a server? I want to play with girls
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>>27375599
>not hosting your own server
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>>27375599
Are you a girl? Original
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>>27375611
I've tried on 4 different occasions and im too stupid to figure it out. There's also an issue with that I have 2 routers and that apparently excludes me from having a server too.

>>27375664
Im a dude that's sick of sausage festing

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Post women chimping out or getting put back in place.

Iron man numbers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFQK5eF_puo

Crazy ex #1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPrcMfRePvs

Crazy ex #2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-HNHBBvBn8

Wife having tantrum: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEPoO08IMog

Ex wife abusing husband: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toz-JgqhI94

Psycho ex girlfriend: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWpecs_Q5_c

Angry mexican ex: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAPTUsRRpcE

Crazy black ex: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJUUbqQdRu8

Crazy ex#3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoiyagAzdhQ
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>>27301552
Why so spiteful towards women?
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Le women getting rekt xD
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>>27301552
dude mums gonna flip lmao xDDD

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