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>be introverted in the most extroverted country in the world
>my father was a Chad and wanted me to be one too
>can't get a real job
>can't get into college
BRobots feels time?!
I feel you my man.
My father was an alpha chad, loves football and is always talking about crazy stuff he did when young.
I dislike football, spend all my time in front of a screen, hate parties and barely have friends.
Which state? RS here.
who ruin some dota games already you failed sub-niggers
>>27309625
SP here.
I've forced learnt to like soccer, but I hate how every male has the moral obligation to support any equip.
I honestly think rednecks are by far the worst normies on earth.
>>27309514
What? There awesome.
Huntin an fishen!
Great music with old school values.
Redneck life is best life
>>27309561
>Great music
Trucks and jeans aren't substantial topics for five minute songs.
>>27309561
yeeehaw fire buckshot wildly into trees and play maiden!11
What are your hobbies /r9k/ ?
I am curious, because I literally don't have any. I don't enjoy anything really, I don't even watch anime or play vidya anymore.
Was briefly interested in programming and electronics but that quickly bored me too.
As a result I'm really boring person who cannot hold any decent conversation. I don't even post on 4chan often, I just don't have anything to say.
Pic related, I feel more and more like a Gondola - just observing the world and not participating in it
So, /r9k/ tell me about your hobbies, however weird they might be
Polite bump
Also
>tfw so boring no one even responds to my thread
Such is life of a robot
IKTFB.
>hobbies
I drive...
I also play some vidya but nothing anyone gives a shit about and don't really have anyone to play vidya with anymore anyway so fug it. Never cared much for anime. I'm boring af, too. Hoping to buy my first firearm soon. At least then I could go out to the range. I have experience with firearms and it's kinda fun so yeah, you could look into that. Also would recommend looking into autocross or kart racing.
what sort of vidya did you used to play OP?
also i dont have any hobbies outside of vidya. i tried looking for lists of different hobbies, but most of that shit seems simple and lame.
How do white people deal with having no culture or history?
I don't know, what's your favourite thing invented by a black person?
>>27309446
What do you get out of shitposting on a forum that nothing to do with your pathetic race fantasies, you queer attention-seeking coon faggot?
Seriously just do everyone in your life a favour and kill yourself, shitskin. You won't be missed.
>2014+2
>identifying with race spirit
>will never be free from Archons
>Didn't have any kind of sexual shit since '10
>summer 2013
>a small pimple-like thing appears on the root of my penis
>solid piece of meat, no pimple, looks like a miniature tumor actually
>just ignore it
>2016
>still not fucking gone
>it's actually getting bigger every passing year
What the FUCK is this thing? A wart? Cancer? Please help me bros. I don't want to go to a fucking urolog with my small penis. I even tried DrEd (internet doctors who shell out recipes) but they told me to go to a doctor. Fucking hell.
Genital warts. I had this but my girlfriend didn't (open relationship). Fuck knows now, but it's gone now.
>>27393520
How the fuck did I get a wart without fucking anyone? How to remove it?
Pop it and post pics
Do it for Jesus ressurections sake
>tfw working today in a Hispanic area
Que lo disfrutes amigo
>>27393276
Be careful out there bubs
wew le racism
>be me
>2003
>35 year old man, in the US military
>taken hostage
>have left an 8 year old boy and a wife back home
>I hope my kid grows up well
>be me
>2016
>13 years of living as an hostage
>heard nothing from family
>freed and going back to the US
>land in Fort Worth Airport
>see my wife
>she still looks beautiful, and happy to see me
>her eyes are sad
>"where's Anonson?"
>"oh, well, he did not want to leave the house"
>shocked
>"what do you mean he did not want to leave the house?"
>"he's been... staying in the basement"
>mfw
>we go home
>"honey, we have to stop to buy groceries"
>"what are you talking about, I want to see my son!"
>"please..."
>"no, we have to go now"
>...
>this does not look good
>what the fuck is going on?
>we go home
>as soon as we get in, I hear a horrible scream
>MOMMY MOMMY DID YOU BRING MY TENDIES
>TENDIES TENDIES FOR MY TUMMY
>a 300 pounds, filthy, crusty person comes rising from the basement
>the stench compares with the one in the goatcaves in Iraq
>I look at my wife
>she is looking down
>"I told you we needed to buy groceries"
>he's still my son
>I try and hug him
>he ignores me
>looks at my wife
>MUMMY NO TENDIES FOR MY TUMMY
>he pulls down his pants
>he has a diaper
>POO POO AND PEE PEE GO GO GO
>I am in state of shock
>he starts shitting and peeing all over the floor
>PTSD kicks in
>beat the shit out of him
>he is now quiet
>wife seems happy
>mrw
if that had happened to me i'd have gotten back on the plane and found the nearest goatfucker to take me hostage again
HAHAHA XD MY FRIEND! EPIC EBIN POST! WE ARE GONNA TAKE THIS STRAIGHT TO THE TOP OF R/4CHAN!
OP here, somebody posted it on /r/4chan?
>Brrrrrrrrrrrrbramp
uh....you aren't going to leave anon? i just farted
>bare ass like that
>expecting me to be scared off by a fart
Bitch I'm going balls deep and if you try to BRAAAP again then I'm going in your ass so you can't stink up the place any more
I am so glad I only live with another human for one half of the day
>>27392513
*takes a big whiff*
What meds are you on /r9k/?
100mg Zoloft for anxiety
20mg Inderal for anxiety
1mg Ativan as needed for anxiety
Vyvanse 50mg for adhd
>>27392482
How often do you take 20mg inderal per day, Doesn't it have a short half life? Did you notice improvements after taking it?
>>27392529
Oops meant for OP
Do Middle Eastern girls like White guys?
>>27309046
bumping for interest, but I don't remember reading any reply from any of them on this board ever, there're only roasties....
I'm Yemini and I think white guys are qt.
I'm a lot darker than that girl though and have brown eyes >_>
>>27309046
well, im from jordan and i can tell you that the white arabs are the ones who get most of the attention, and the blond ones always make girls' heads' turn
plus they're always taller than the darker arabs
i'm not sure how girls feel about the non-arab whites though
t. shitskin arab manlet
Christmas lights should be up all year round. Prove me wrong. Pro-tip: You can not
>>27392347
a lot of girls have xmas lights in their room because they think its romantic and disney
>>27392347
xmas lights should not exist, any kind of light source that consumes energy and has no other purpose than looking festive or being colorful for no reason is stupid and people who put lights outside their houses should be shot.
You are wasting energy, it's bright and ugly it adds to visual pollution, instead of taking time and using less and less people just buy more
There's millions of stars to be looked at but no lets buy some more plastic bullshit that lights up and plaster the whole planet with them
i wish death to these people, i sincerely do.
>>27392618
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>mfw seeing other girls that are so much prettier than me
It just hurts so bad; its not fair. I want to be beautiful too.
You'll never pass, you smelly tranny
Are you a femanon? If so, literally impossible. Even a 7/10 guy will see you as pretty just because you have a vagina.
>>27309036
Are you a queerosexual as the first anon concluded?
If so thats a big LMAO from me
How the hell can some guys get approached/asked out/something like that by girls? It even happens many times for some guys!
I'm not even ugly and no girl has ever shown any interest in me, those guys would have to be extremely attractive. I can't even imagine how good they have to look.
>>27392228
>I'm not even ugly
post pic so we can decide
>>27392465
I just look regular in my opinion.
>>27392597
Do you interact with women?
Oldfag robot here.
I don't like the monster this board has become, so peace out guys I am no longer one of you. Even though I'm a legit robot, you guys are just fanatical and have way too much edge.
I also feel like I've outgrown this place as you guys devolve it.
I'll take my robot ass some place else.
This place is no longer about feels, it's about neurotic hate and I don't want to be part of that.
Too many kids here blaming other people for their problems instead of taking a look in the mirror.
>too much edge
Heh see you later.
so who were you again?
>>27392088
One who was here before you.
>There are people in this day and age that want to have kids
Tell me none of you guys want kids, right?
I'm torn between wanting to see my offspring succeed and going and getting a vasectomy before I get married
I know, right? Following your biological imperative is lame. Why would anyone want their genes to live on after them?
>>27309060
>Vasectomy before marriage
Dude. Like 95% of roasties want kids and the remaining 5% are careerist harpies or blue-haired SJWs.
