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>three times as attractive as those two sluts who keep posting here
>they get paid to exist
>I don't
How is this fair? Just because they have vaginas? I don't even understand. Those Erica/Eliza cunts are ugly as shit. It doesn't make sense.
>>27314791
Young girls are the most valued type of humans. You're a narcissistic, insecure excuse of a nigger. In what world are you more valuable than them?
pic related is you? i'll pay you to be my cyber bf
>>27315069
They're infinitely more narcisstic than myself, and my facial structure is far superior than their own. I'm not saying that I AM valued more, but I SHOULD be valued more than a bunch of greasy faced, flatchested, bug-eyed whores.
what kind of doctor checks you for autism?
I tend to remember all kinds of extreme details about things I like, even from the past feels like some kind of OCD (but it's not).
I get super resourceful and knowledgeable when I have troubles with a PC, application, TV and can't really stop until I find a solution.
And my social interactions are not average. Learned really late to do small talk and I am oblivious about normie flirting.
I believe that my anxiety troubles has caused me to be like this but reading all those autism stories in here I think I might have some form.
What kind of tests do they do to you? And what happens if they tell you are mildly autistic?
you should have been tested during one of your annual penis inspection days. the nurse would've told you if you had it.
>>27314799
i am not even american. or cut.
>>27314799
This. Most of the spuds found out they were spuds during gym back when I was in school
Complete the sentence:
What doesn't kill you...
Hurts a lot
>>27314749
Makes you suffer until you die anyway.
>>27314749
cucks you 5ever
You're not a real robot if you aren't a single mom. Being a single mom and trying to date is literally life on nightmare mode.
1: it was your choice
2: it means someone chose to stick their dick in you
3: you have heaps of sympathy from society + welfare
>>27314856
>It was my choice to have my bf leave me
anon I don't understand you.
Why have you been pushing the single-mom meme, these past days?
>tfw you will never have a timid beta bf who reluctantly agrees to let you tie him to a chair and dress him up like a girl so you can then invite your girl friends over to embarrass him with you and watch him get all hot and flustered over it
It hurts my heart desu.
>>27314432
first
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>>27314483
second
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>>27314432
You are not a girl. Why do you feel the need to drag this board down even further?
What's his best song?
>Hardmode: Not mentioning Kyoto
>>27314251
I like them all
but probably hoover
>>27314251
>Wiggers
Thank god I'm not an americoon
Pathetic faggots
>>27314698
DUDE IRONIC RAPPERS LMAO
>tfw day drinking and refusing to fix my problems
>>27313809
its weird but i don't get any pleasure or relief from drinking anymore so I've just stopped. and i used to drink 6 cans every night. dont know what happened
totally epic bro!
as soon as I have a can I feel like utter shit and the realisation I'm doing nothing about my problems except putting them off until tomorrow makes me depressed as fuck.
still drink err day :^^)
I've reached the age where the hangover overrides any potential pleasure I get from drinking.
So I have to be seriously in pain to justify drinking myself stupid.
I'm drinking tonight.
and I'm pretty excited. I've always wanted to be a father and this is as close as I'm gonna get.
who else a /dad/ here?
"why are we so poor dad?"
"why did the dog die dad?"
"will i ever see grandma again?"
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU BRING ME INTO YOUR SHITY LIFE!
>>27313702
did you get cucked? lol
My girlfriend is about to have her baby too (She just sent me this picture I'm so excited).
Her previous bf dumped her when she was five months pregnant. I stepped up to the plate and decided I'm going to raise this kid because that's what REAL MEN DO.
>meet qt female
>find out she has a tattoo
>360 quickscoped into the recycle bin
Who else here?
I am here present on this board but I don't agree with the central thesis of your post that females with tattoos belong in garbage cans, no.
cool, more for me then
>>27313633
cucklmao
Having a roommate without a job is the worst. I work 50hr/wk (wageslave cuck etc) and never have the place to myself. Last week I was super ill, had paid leave and wanted to chill at my pad and unwind for the first time in months but he was home every single day.
Seems like all he does is sleep and make elaborate meals in the kitchen that use every single pan and dish while whistling and playing loud music. We don't even have internet or tv
This is the third time I've had a roommate like this. They always have a job at first but then slowly stop working and end up buggin the shit out of me. How do people like this afford rent? I don't know how he makes it work desu
I'm around ppl 24/7 and just want some time alone. I wouldnt even mind if he were a neet shutin like some of you guys, the problem is that he's normal and likes to talk
>He's normal and likes to talk
Fuck. I wouldn't be able to put up with that.
>>27313377
If he's home all day just have him clean and cook for you like he's already doing. Then if he talks too much just put your cock in his mouth. Good times ahead my man, all the benefits of a house wife without the negatives.
>>27313377
>We don't have internet
how are you posting this?
Are you at an internet cafe? are you using public wifi?
So a week ago I made a thread because a squirrel had gotten into the house.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXUUr4v_nWg&feature=youtu.be
For the past week it's been crawling in, running into the kitchen and eating anything if it's left out for more than 15 minutes. I got a cake and it ate it.
The landlord tried to rent out the basement to Air B&B guests and they had to leave and get a refund because of the squirrel shit in the kitchen. Now the landlord is evicting me, while the squirrel is having sex in the attic, loudly.
The landlord had to take down the Air B&B listing, and I have to look and find a new place which is stressful as fuck.
The squirrel woke me up at 4:50 AM, and I wasn't able to fall asleep because of how loud it was in the attic.
the squirrel cucked you from your house
>>27313403
FUCKING SQUIRRELS GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>So anon, since you're obviously not bringing home a girlfriend anytime soon, when are you going to bring a boyfriend to dinner?
>>27313276
if you havent had the "are you gay" talk youre literally not a robot
I had the are you gay talk in high school. Never since though even though I never had a gf.
>>27313326
>not having parents that are so emotionally distant and sexually repressed that you have literally never even discussed anything related to romance or sex with them
step your dysfunction up son
>"So, How are you doing with girls?"
>when a family member asks this
There's no way to win. If you answer honestly you'll give it away, if you avoid the question it will be obvious.
>granddad tries to give you advice on girls that worked for his generation in the fucking 40's or 50's or something
yeah I'll put it to practice
>"I still remember my first kiss. What was yours like?"
>>27313243
It was with a black tranny at a rave party.
Are there any ugly and mentally ill girls on /r9k/ that wanna start a Skype group to maybe support each other?
Life is tough being an uggo and knowing that you're gonna be all alone while Staceys left and right are getting married and having babies to faithful husbands.
>>27313067
>tfw you are the only ugly girl on /r9k/
Say it isn't so...
>>27313067
I have no friends or such so count me in but I'm not really that ugly... Kik Maybe?
>tfw no ugly girl skype group
Who else /handsome autist/ here
>25 year old hhkv
>tfw girls initially show interest in you, trying to flirt with you
>unable to talk back to them in a non boring/autistic way
>once girls find out about my non-existent personality they drop me like a hot potato
>always so close, yet so far away
>people here seriously believe in the ''looks are everything'' meme
>have been cucked by guys who are manlets uglier and borderline mentally retarded, just because they were able to talk (not even about interesting things, just talk about nothing and creating conversations out of thin air)
Its a special kind of feel my friend, some advice talk about off the wall shit like space, science and the state of the human condition, girls will think you are aloof and deep dont even have to speak much just the occasional scentence and they eat it up. Eccentric hot weirdo is the way to go.
source: same boat but has been laid a few times.
>anon my friend thinks youre hot and wants to know if i give you her number if youll text her
>dude why dont you just get a gf? it's not like youre bad look
>trust me, youre definitely attractive enough to fuck girls from tinder
>why don't you just talk to girls?
>just go to parties dude, they'll be all over you
>how could you not have the confidence to ask someone out man, you're so good-looking
who /intense all-consuming fear of rejection/ here?
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