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Bruxelles confirmed as new meme capital of fun?
>>27327593
ITT:spicy fresh memes
>>27327605
Let the memes hit the floor
For honor and memes
1. Are you a mechanical being
2. Do you like humans with no penises
Thighs should be moderately fat not muscly
>>27327588
1. there is no humanity behind these eyes
2. my phallus module would enjoy a self-lubricating docking station
If Mikoto Kusanagi has taught me anything, the answer is definitely yes.
Robots, I slapped a girl's ass. Don't know if I will survive the week.
Also social retard general.
>guy from uni drags you to party
>know maybe three people there
>my feet hurt, I wanna go home etc
>need to expand my coal supply line in Factorio
>nothing to do but drink
>feel kinda buzzed, hang out in kitchen
>talk to some guys about whatever
>this girl from my one class is also buzzed, recognizes me
>she joins the talk
>I give up my chair to go piss
>come back, she took the chair, refuses to get up
>can't tell if this is supposed to be cute or flirty or whatever
>when suddenly
>autism.exe
>jacktorrance.bat
>grab her arm, tell her to get up
>slap her five across the ass with gusto
>dis MAH chair
>she looks at me half-mad half-crying
>immediately regret it but can't break character now
>tell her it can't be that bad what with all that buffering she got
>what the fuck am i saying
>her brain is still stuck between yelling and crying
>the other guys in the kitchen are faggots like me so nobody does anything
>try to transition into humor
>i mean what is the deal, with girls taking all our chairs?
>god is dead
Will the Gestapo kick my teeth in? I don't think she has a bf or anything but unless I drop all of my classes immediately we'll run into each other again
I didn't sleep all night
>>27327508
You're fine, no one will remember or care if they were drunk.
This is more retardation, but.
>still live with parents
>mom says something about not shitting on the toilet, blahblah
>Notlistening.png
>night falls, go and take a shit
>awyis
>big bombs dropping
>realize while wiping that i shouldn't be shitting here
>what should i do?
>idea.png
>get on my knees and start to dig out my shit nuggets from the toilet and wrap them in toilet paper
>was going to drag them outside and throw them away
>mom walks in on me digging shit out of the toilet
>blankly stares while i drop spaghetti and shit
>afterwards tells me she meant it'd just be uncomfortable for me to sit on the seat
>nevernoticedanything.png
>now mom looks at me funny when i go and take a shit
>>27327547
What the fuck were you thinking? I don't understand.
Come cut some trees with me in World 301
Get fucked by china
I will later desu family
>>27327430
S-Sorry. I just wanted to have fun cutting some trees or something with other robots
How do I know if she's interested in me?
I feel close enough to her to ask her out comfortably but I can't tell if I've been friendzoned or not
just ask her senpai.
it will be a lot worse two years from now when you only have a couple months left together and she has a kid and you confess your feelings and it turned out she liked you all along and neither of you know what to do and you can't sleep and consume more cigarettes than food. trust me.
>>27327304
I live on a uni campus too, and I've only got a year before I leave, she has like 3, thing is I don't want to seem like a thirsty fucktard if I get rejected
I already smoke more than I eat though
You don't?
You just kinda take the shot. Miss or hit
No shot is a miss btw sempai
baka
(Question is only for those who aren't already female)
>>27327194
there would be something in my cunt 24/7
About as often at I do presently.>Never
It just doesn't work the way your little simplistic mind thinks it works.
>4chan mods can read all your posts
>they probably hate you
>>27327170
Nah, we don't, not most people. Not me at least.
>>27327583
>>27327170
Wait, we're not anonymous to the mods!?
>>27327922
no, they can see our ip's, posts made etc.. nothing is anonymous about this board.
>islamic beta uprising is finally happening
Fucking muslims, peaches of shit should be killed.
>>27326831
Take a good look at the picture.
He was ONE OF US
>>27326835
circle which one, not seeing it
Good morning, wagecuck. I know, it's 10 after six and you want to sleep in. But remember, you love contributing to society and making your parents oroud of you. So get up and get moving.
Another day, another dollar.
>>27326811
Good morning fellow neet. It's night time here and I'm lying in bed thinking about the next 365 wonderful sleep-ins I've got coming my way.
please tell how one becomes a NEET
>>27326898
by living with your parents
being able to live off of neetbux is a meme, especially if you've never had a job
>what the fuck
>who smells like shit in here
>my god open the door
>pretend i can smell it too
>lunch time go toilet
>pull down pants and briefs in one of the toilet stalls
>skid marks all over them
>put on an old pair that were lying on the floor
>someone notices a smell
>hesitate to fake react
>everyone stares
>>27326745
they knew it was you
>>27326772
going to need citation.
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
...I have to shit
>>27326679
I don't like farts
>>27326693
Yeah well I don't like YOU, bub
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
Ahhh~
I'm a time traveler from 2052.
Ask me anything.
Continuing from yesterday.
was john titor legit?
>>27326650
what is the state of the enviornment in the near future
>>27326650
How did you learn to use 4chan?
>be Belgian
>cuck yourself to death
Yet I will be called literally Hitler if I say anything remotely negative about the religion of peace.
You can either stand up for what you believe in or live a life of cowardice and self-hatred.
Half of my family won't speak to me because I told my brother I was voting for Trump. Fuck them.
Allah boom boom
>>27326591
I'm turkish and I hate my race.
I would give everything I have to have been born as a German man from a middle class aryan family but nothing I can do to change that
Even though we are probably ideological enemies and would dislike each other out of racial problems, stay strong, fellow brobot. Don't let disgusting liberals shape your thoughts
American Tourist Toby Reynolds has been identified as a key suspect in the recent attacks on Belgium. Authorities are telling citizens to report any information that could lead to his capture. They warn that he should be considered armed and dangerous.
http://www.cnn.com/2016/03/22/europe/brussels-explosions/index.html
Who can stop this madman?
>>27326474
this will never not be funny.
>>27326474
Can't you troll another tripfag?
Eggy's been through enough...
My dad took his life yesterday. He was ultra-depressed, so I'm not surprised, but it still feels like shit. Post your parent/relative suicide story, or just general dead people feels. If you don't have much of that, make me laugh.
Pic related: my dad's contact pic on my phone
Had a friend's mom kill herself while he was at snowboard camp - while his father and sister were away from the house for swimming camp. She made a week's worth of meals for them all to be ready-to-bake upon their return.
Friend moved way the fuck away like a month later.
>>27326385
Holy shit I'm sorry man.... I'm an aspie autist so I find animals to be my brethren.. When I lost my cats and dog I literally changed as a person, forever. I can't even fathom the loss of a parent. Not suggesting you do but that'll be the day I probably end it.
dad died of cancer at 17
friends dad an hero over relapse anal cancer
its been hard
Im 21 and shit still sucks
