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ITT: It's 2005
50 Cent > Kanye West.
9/11 happened 4 years ago.
>>27337538
is this guy great or what? glad we elected him to another term.
>>27337616
Not cool man
Rock agains Bush man!!
I'm still rockin this months after it came out
This is peshmerga. Do you Support them?
>>27337244
they kill isis and turks but i repeat myself
yes
r9kurd checking in, of course. Biji Kurdistan.
Bamping with pics of YPG and YPJ fighters
>tfw have had this crush for 2 fucking years now
Will it ever end?
>>27337167
its not a crush anymore. thats love. it will not end.
>tfw going on 5 years for me
>>27337198
If only I could know if she had a bf or something it could end.
I have almost no contact with her and shes a ghost on the Internet.
The very few things I know about her fits very well into my fantasies about her, if I knew more then maybe I'd see that she's not so nice irl as in my fantasies but everything I see makes me think we'd have a very good time together.
There's no chance at all that she'll ever be my gf, nowadays i don't see her at the usual place and even if I did she's not very social so it would take very much to be able to get contact with her.
How are people successful with this and Tinder? Almost every girl on them is uninteresting as fuck, pretty much every profile is "im going to college for so and so blah blah blah, im not like the other girls, list of generic normie tv shows/music, and finally netflix is my favorite hobby!"
On top of that, if I manage to get them to message back, I just find myself awkwardly asking questions to keep the conversation going and then it usually fizzles out.
How do you guys do it?
>tried online dating literally for years
>only got replies from bots
>>27337208
Really? How'd you manage that? It's not that hard to get girls to respond, the real problem is most of them are vapid as fuck.
These sites are for women to get sex/orbiters whenever they want.
Who /wants to go traveling/ here?
thinking about backpacking europe with 1 month Eurail pass.
anyone else down
I want to do it too but don't have money.
It would be very nice going around seeing all the cool countries in Europe.
>using Europbekistan strain services
kek
>>27337147
We should get jobs and then go do it.
I envision us stop;ping in some small village and moving in with our hot euro gfs
At starbucks alone, what do /r9k/?
>>27336900
Ask out the arab girl
>>27336900
nicedubs
order a london fog latte, theyre bretty gud and you'll look sophisticated
Loudly express your feelings about god but in sand nigger speak.
>Tfw you realize all popular American music since the 70s is CIA reprogramming
>>27336858
>CIA reprogramming
what?
>>27336872
You know who runs the CIA
>>27336896
What about mkultra? is it still running?
Can we have a normie meme thread? I love drake btw
>>27336856
Here's a dank I've recovered from the net
Why wouldn't you make this on b or s4s instead?
You'd have more fun and you would ruin anything for anyone else.
this is a normie meme
the only reason I haven't killed myself is because of my own cowardice
how do I get over it so I can finally die?
Pay someone else to kill you.
>go on darknet
>put a hit out on yourself
Maybe your suffering needs to increase or maybe some drug could make you braver/more impulsive/ more decisive.
Maybe if you're tripping balls all the time you'll be crazier and kill yourself.
How do we purge /r9k/ of racists?
>>27336599
I will not rest until every last white devil has been exterminated.
Anti-racism is communism.
keel de white man
drink de devil's blood to purge de evil from de eart
I JUST SAW SOME BIRDS DOING BIRD STUFF
Can you start using a trip so I can filter you?
>>27336429
CAN YOU START BEING NICE
>>27336415
What kind of bird stuff?
>"I really like spending time with you Anon. I know you're someone who appreciates his own company and I really appreciate the fact you're letting me get to know you. I hate to think of you being alone for all these years, I just wish there had been a way for us to meet earlier! Well anyway, I'm going to get an early night ready for tomorrow. Goodnight Anon, I love you a lot."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssmEMtE9YxM ]
>"Shh, it's okay. I understand. Believe it or not Anon but you and I are similar in a lot of ways. I know what it's like to be convinced you're incapable of being loved by anybody. I know how scary it is to panic about the idea of being alone for the rest of your life. Believe it or not but before I met you I was thinking the exactly the same thing. Which is why I'm so glad we did meet, and that whatever flaws we both have we're both willing to overlook them and appreciate each other for who we are. I really do care about you a lot Anon. I'm not sure if I'm good at making that obvious but I try my best."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwoK9RGuOdU ]
>"Anon you have to have more confidence in yourself. If you keep living the way you are, keeping people at a distance and pushing them away when they want to get close, you're going to end up a very lonely guy and people are going to stop trying with you. You have a lot to offer people. I know you wear this stern, serious front to prevent people from hurting you but I also know that behind it there's someone who is really worth getting to know. I like you a lot Anon. I've only known you for a short time but I can tell you're someone who I'd like to have in my life for a long time. But if you keep pushing me away then eventually I'm going to tell myself you really don't want me around."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO-eAldJmA8 ]
>>27336360
Goddamnit, not this thread again.
Stop making me hope.
This is a thread for ugly femanons to share their experiences! Boys and Staceys are NOT allowed!
Feel free to talk about your experiences with
>men
>your family
>attractive women
>coworkers, teachers, etc
Any ugly girls in Seattle?
>>27336361
Just a disclaimer: no one wants to be your gf, thirsty robots.
>>27336382
So you have an ugly personality to match your appearance. Interesting
Who /defective human being/ here?
>Spend 30 minutes every morning trying to make my hair look decent.
>Tidy up my clothes every 2 minutes.
>Look at my reflexion in every car/shop window I walk by.
>Can't sit in a public place without feeling like everybody's staring at me.
>Evertime someone around me laughs I think they're laughing at me.
>Cant look anybody in the eyes for more than 5 seconds without feeling embarassed and looking away, this goes for everybody from my crush to my college professor.
> Have had a facebook/Twitter account since 2008 and never posted a single photo of myself.
>Havent been to the beach since I was like 8 despite living near the sea because I'd have to take my shirt off, also I'm 21 and I can't swim.
>The last text message I got that wasnt my mom was 8 months ago.
>Obiously never ben close to a girl in a romantic way.
>Want to go to the gym but cant cuz too afraid people will make fun of me.
>Love winter because I can wear a coat and cover myself, hate summer for the opposite reason.
>Over think and plan every single thing I do, from the way I sit to what I say to the way I place my hands so people think I'm"normal".
>Every time people try and talk to me I sperg out and make the whole thing as awkward as I can, then I'll keep thinking about it day and night for weeks imagining how it should have gone.
>Cant watch those scene in movies/TV where the awkward guy tries to ask a girl out (like that scene in Whiplash) without feeling massive schadenfreude and either yell and cover my eyes or leave the room completely.
I really just want to die desu.
>plan routes for walking around people before I reach them
anyone else?
>>27336340
>envision in my mind where everything in the store is before I go in so I can get in and out as quick as I can and not get lost/overwhelmed
>>27336278
I know some of those feels bro
Especially the sitting in public one
>>27336278
>>Love winter because I can wear a coat and cover myself, hate summer for the opposite reason.
Same here.
>only ate 700 calories today
Good for you anon. I hope they were hearty calories and not just 700 cal of junk food. Don't cave in before you go to bed!
i dont have any money so i have only eaten like a plate of spaghetti per day for two weeks
i have no idea why people think its hard to diet. i dont feel hungry at all but maybe its my depression that makes me less hungry i dunno
>>27336074
Should we post what we've consumed today?
>three / four cups of coffee
>shitty fishsticks
>pina colada smoothie
