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What makes you irrationally angry?
For me, its whenever I see someone use O_o unironically
When i realize i'm a nigger.
When I'm in a classroom and one person starts talking then the chain reaction starts where everyone starts talking louder and louder and I can see the teacher is visibly upset. Man I have to work to keep myself from raging
>>27342722
I don't like vocals in music and I can't explain why. The genre I hate most would be "guy holding a guitar breathing out words in a high-pitched voice".
Totally down for instrumental music, doesn't matter if dubstep or classic but if it is anything other than purely sounds I just get ticks.
The exception is when the voice is used like an instrument but don't recite a poem while playing instruments in the background like wtf
WHO THE FUCK IS UP? REAL NIGGA HOURS NOW. GET IN HERE.
HIT DAT LYK BUTTON SENPAI
NIGGA I LIVE FOR REAL NIGGA HOURS
WHO TF UP???
>>27342397
Real robot hours smash that MF like button senpai
the Internet is designed to make everyone feel as inadequate and insecure as possible
>>27342395
broad generalization of such a massive thing
>>27342395
the Internet is designed
Not really. It grew on its own pretty organically for the most part.
>>27342421
>>27342421
Internet shills out in full force today
>work in a computer repair shop
>elderly women are a large part of our clientele
>all miserable, sad and lonely
>most are widows
>kids grown up living their own lives
>one lady comes in every couple days just to have someone to talk to
Only young women have it easy.
Fuck her OP. don't be a faggot, grab that granny.
>>27342346
>have the same exact strife men do in their later years
>except they had an easier and coddled upbringing of being spoon fed by desperate provider cucks
Umm senpai are you retarded desu
>>27342346
>tfw 22 years old
>body is not a teenager's but not a grown women's yet
>boobs perky
>no wrinkles
>prime years of health
Feels good man
How do I make a girl cum?
I have been with 5 women and as far as I can tell, none of them have cum. I only had sex with one of them. I did oral on 3 of them. Rest is just fingering.
Am I missing something key? Am I just not good at it?
Any experienced robots want to chime in
inb4 why do you care about a womans pleasure
>>27342317
2 fingers in
'come hither' motion to hit g spot
tongue on the clit
presto!
don't be an idiot and bite anywhere down there and that should work
>>27342317
>>>/adv/
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/soc/
Robots don't have sex.
Fuck off
>>27342357
I've done that solid for like 10 minutes, nothing.
This girl is a virgin and she says she hasn't ever masturbated. Does that change anything
I'm having a drink again and I'm about to watch some anime.
But, I wanted to say something again tonight my fellow Anon, Robot...Phamalam.
What I wanted to say, to remind you of, was that I accept you. That's right. I accept you. I don't care what you've done, what you think you've done, or any of that.
Your life, all of our lives, are...well they're stories.
That's right, they're stories. Experiences that flow together, that duck and weave, swoop and dance to create who you are. Who we all are.
And I'd read your story.
When it's all done and over, and trust me it will end because all stories come to an end, I'll read yours.
I'll even sit down with you and read it with you if you want.
Don't worry. You can cry and I'll probably cry with you...just like how we'll laugh together and I'll show you just how silly you've been; like all those times you were worried about 'this' or 'that' and you blew it up, catastrophized it.
I'll smile, pat you on the back and together we'll read the whole story...and then maybe we'll head off into another world and make another one.
Or maybe you can lie back and rest for a while if you're still tired. And you know, get that good sleep you've always wanted.
Also,
Thread Music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxnqSTzq6-w&list=RDDPz_lkRJPq8&index=3
Enjoy
dude r u wasted or what lmao
>>27342355
Just a little bit, but it feels good Pham
Anyone else have the smelly butt issue?
>>27342144
Yes, especially after waking up. I like the smell.
Degenerates.
Both of you.
Shave your ass-hair moron
>your entire life's worth depends on your appearance and only your appearance
>no one cares about how you do at school or how nice you are or anything else about you
>you're ugly and people don't like looking at your physical abomination of a face
>every man wants to fuck you and then see you dead, every woman just straight up mocks you
>you will never live a normal life, no matter how hard you try or what you do
Ugly men will never know this feel. They just become doctors or dentists and live life on easy mode. Meanwhile, ugly girls are laughed at and mocked for our entire existence. Why live?
>>27342112
Kill yourself whore, you aren't welcome here
>>>/soc/
>>27342181
r9k is the only thing i have left, you will never take it from me, failedchad
>>27342112
Being average isn't that great either because guys just use you to get to your hot friends
>tfw just learned Jimmi Hendrix was black yesterday.
I was genuinely surprised.
>>27341973
This is too bad to even be a bait.
>>27342627
I'm genuinely serious
I always thought he was white and never saw a picture of him until last night
>>27342821
holy shit anon
its ok. i thought the phrase 'taking an L' was referring to an elevated train
post snapchats. We all send dick pics. Post results
>doesn't even have his in the OP
gj
Dom-beaudry
>>27341886
I dont have snapchat, how about I just post my dick here?
What did the normals learn from this man's crusade? Did they learn nothing at all?
Will more crusades have to happen before their eyes are forced open?
>>27341829
>yfw normies still don't understand the meaning of his abandoning the sorority house
>tfw normies are too stupid to understand the subtle hints to his true message that are scattered throughout the videos
>tfw the normie media that does understand the message will forever dismiss it as conspiracy or crazy talk.
We're living in dark times.
>>27341829
He failed.
Normie don't learn. They choose what to believe.
And Elliott is a dumbass.
>>27342313
Care to expand?
>failing college
>want to kill myself
There is alternative options here bud.
You know who else dropped out of college?
>>27342021
>thinking that dropping out of college will make you a smart billionaire
Come on anon
Tell me what album always cheers you up when you're down
>>27341738
BRRRRRRREEEEEAAAAAAKKKKKK MY BOOOODDYYYY HOLD MY BONES HOLD MY BONES
Something about this album just instantly takes me back to that weird period between high school and my first year of college where everything was new and full of mystery and hope.
Whenever I feel down, I go drive the backroads in the mountains and scream along with the lyrics. It's pretty cathartic for me.The only part that sucks is I very rarely speak so whenever I do this I end up losing my voice for like an entire day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ywgn7x5XSUE
pretty original comment right here imo
>Where do you live?
>Where do you want to live?
Arizona
Somewhere not hot
>America
>Somewhere decent
>>27341758
try moving to france, i hear they're having a beta uprising over there.
>>27341706
Oregon, I want to live in Austin Texas or Ireland
ITT: Random facts about yourself
I'll start
>Don't know how to tie my shoelaces, never learned how.
>Extremely afraid of heights
>Biggest fear is one day we'll finish every drop of drinking water
>Didn't cry in moms funeral, cried when pupper died
Shamefur self bump
Not giving up on this
Page 7 already?
