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Who /low-iq/ here?
I feel extremely slow, as if my IQ is 80-90. 100s at best.
who /superior IQ but procrastinater/ here?
>148 iq
>struggled from high school to graduation
I'm garbage, complete shit, I have no skills and am a complete waste of resources. Shit IQ, unattractive, no social ability, and I am of a low tier race. Is it my duty to suicide for the sake of everyone else?
>>27357691
yeah fuck that, senpai. if the rest off society wants you gone, it's their responsibility to take the trash out
Yes, but you could also dedicate your life to serving the rest of humanity. For example, become a garbage man or plumber. Or join the army.
I used to think like that OP.
I convinced myself that suicide was the most altruistic thing a person could do because you'd stop consuming resources and no longer be a drain on society.
I've seen a lot of shit in my life and decided instead of ending up a suicide statistic to use all that bitterness and make it into ambition to make the world a better place so people wouldn't have to endure the pain I did.
It might not be right now, it might not be in the immediate future, but if you have the willpower to do something with your life, odds are it's possible.
More than likely you live in a first world country, you clearly have access to a computer and are self-aware enough to hate yourself, why not use your life to improve others, if you're at least going to be miserable forever?
Even if it's as menial as volunteer work or if you suddenly do a 180 in your life and go cure cancer and world hunger or something.
You see this on a bumper sticker on a car. What do you automatically think about the driver?
He is a decent human being
>>27357651
He has a deep seated pride in his state.
goes muddin' and has a gun collection
i'm not much of a redneck but it doesn't trigger me, they are usually cool people to hang out with
On day 3 of a coke binge
How much danger am I in? I inject daily.
Also drug thread.
Drugs didn't get me here but they sure wanna keep me.
On a 2 day meth binge here. Tired af, tbqh. You're probably not in too much danger, but you might wanna take a power nap or something.
ive had some adderall today, but i dont think that compares to days long meth or coke binges
Man, how did you get guys even get into that hardcore shit? The thought is crazy to me, like you just heard about it and thought "Yeah, that's that shit I want right there. I gotta get in on that action." And now here you are.
why do pasties turn me on more than seeing actual bare nipples
GIVE ME HER NAME GIVE ME HER NAME GIVE ME HER NAME
Well pasties are pretty hot tho
same reason short skirts, bikinis, and tight clothes are sexy. because they give you an idea as to what is going on without fully disclosing leaving it to your imagination to fill in the final details thus it being perfect fitting most of the time.
Where are you supposed to put your arm when you're taking a photo with a girl? Around her shoulder? On her waist?
depends on how they're positioned, but around the waist is better
>>27357355
Either just don't be a puss about it. If you do it awkwardly it'll be awkward
>>27357355
That's an autistic question but anyway, as anon above me said it depends on position and your relationship with the girl in question.
Anything goes other than hoverhand, really. If you're that insecure don't even try to fake otherwise, just have a photo with no physical contact.
What race/sex are you and what are you, liberal/conservative/whatever?
>>27357290
black/male
conservative but not racist alt right tier outside disliking islam
>>27357290
Somali male.
Daaljecal/Social Demokratia
I'm a plastic faarax and have millions of flags and maps of rightful Somali clay.
>>27357322
Know how I know your an urkel?
Brown male , right wing or something
I want hugs.
Most people don't have souls.
This is a condition called being a "philosophical zombie".They are indistinguishable from a normal human being except in that they lack consciousness.They don't know they are zombies and will behave as a normal person.
They can be anyone. Anywhere.
But they're just animated flesh.
When they die,it all just fades into black.The very few who are sentiently percieval are souls with human bodies as hosts.
These are truly alive but encapsulated in their host bodies.
They are the ones who can and will experience theafterlife.
You can't tell which one you are untilyou die.
It's a dark world out there.Trust no one.
Souls don't exist and neither does the afterlife
>>27357762
What hurts when you feel alone then?
You can tell who isn't one because they usually feel uncomfortable in a world that feels foreign to them
Everyone else acts like what goes on around here is totally normal and not strange at all
Post your original content here, lads. I am looking for some homebrewed memery.
I made this earlier today.
This commmment is original.
AGDQ may may
>>27357392
i like it
i made this earlier
>the only time he reads a book is when it's required reading for class
>he dressed up in a fursuit or worn something furry related when seeing Zootopia
>he always has to point out a typo
>he has a shirt that reads "Killgrave made me do it"
>he unironically likes his hot dogs with ketchup
>the only time he eats vegetables is when eating outside food
>he's intimidated by taller women
>when trying out new foods he smells it before taking a very tiny nibble
>he gets his mannerisms from videogames, tv shows, and anime
>when out in public, he sings to himself
>his top 5 wishes involve wanting to be saved from himself and overcoming his guilt complex
>he's shy about his nudity and sexuality
>he refuses to trim or shave his facial and body hair
>he fantasizes about being a hero, but when presented by a chance to be a hero he chickens out. Even in his dreams where he has a chance to do something heroic, he chickens out
>he believes relationships have to have a dom and a submissive
This is really terrible bait
>>27357095
Do you spend your time making "red flags"?...
>>27357095
>he ironically likes his hot dogs with ketchup
>he spends his time making asinine lists on /r9k/
itt: fat feels
>be fat
>decide today's the day I start being healthy
>decide to go for a walk. Plot path that is 5.5 miles long
>2 miles in ass starts bleeding
>3 miles in ass bleeding so bad I stop at a mexican food place to wipe. Feel bad for the only reason I stop in is to wipe blood out of my ass so I stay for lunch.
>Mile 4 ass is bloody again
>Stop at Sonic to wipe, order a milk shake
>Mile 5.5, finally home and wipe more blood from my ass. Blood all over my boxers. Gonna have to trash them so I don't have to explain to my mom why there is blood all over them.
>feels fat, man
>wake up
>remember I'm not fat
>"damn that feels good"
>go about my day
>be fat
>jogs
>goes home and see blood
>actually just period blood
>>27357076
bleeding out of your ass is maybe a very good reason to go to the doctor
Why don't you support gamergate? Don't you want to keep women out of video games?
>>27356933
if gamergate were about keeping women out of video games it would be worth supporting desu
>>27356933
Because those are two different things, undercover roastie.
>supporting literal terrorists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM7kw2YP-rY
In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only >tfw no gf.
It is the 41st millennium, MGTOW'd and the women only reside in the warp.
Now that the women are gone the men have decided that dirt bike races and video game tournaments were the best way to settle disputes.
And no matter who won at the end of the event they all shared cold beer chicken wings and laughs.
so gender cleansing when?
>tfw ywn be a true robot
Why is it that so many robots love 40k? Shit is awful
>>27356724
fuck you heretic
>BLAM
So this guy said he was getting abused by his step sister. He would have to lick her feet literally all day and lick her ass all day., because of her blackmailing him.
I don't know if what he's saying is real but here is a set of pictures of his "step sister".
>>27356549
>lick her feet literally all day
Sounds pretty fuckin' nice desu.
Bamp.
I think i've seen pictures of her on /b/
Abuse? More like, heaven.
What does /pol/ think of Black Lives Matter? Both the movement and the ideology that sprouted it
Try to contain your racism please
>>27356527
How the fuck do people mistake the board they post a thread onto?
>the ideology
Black lives matter as much as anyone else's, sure whatever, I think most people can agree on this I rarely meet even a white supremacist who does not believe that a person found guilty of the outright murder or assault of an innocent black person doesn't deserve to face consequences.
>the movement
Terrible, just absolutely terrible and its mostly as a result of the lower dredges of black American culture. On one hand you have black and white intellectuals making solid arguments backing the ideology and on the other hand you have thugs using it as an excuse to harm people and their property.
As a result most people are turned off by it and does more harm than good. Also I'm sure the whole "if you disagree with me you're racist" and blatantly ignoring the outstanding majority of blacks who are murdered doesn't do any favors to BLM
Black lives most certainly do not matter.
If we still kept the violent monkeys in check, life would be much better.
