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>the only time he reads a book is when it's required reading for class
>he dressed up in a fursuit or worn something furry related when seeing Zootopia
>he always has to point out a typo
>he has a shirt that reads "Killgrave made me do it"
>he unironically likes his hot dogs with ketchup
>the only time he eats vegetables is when eating outside food
>he's intimidated by taller women
>when trying out new foods he smells it before taking a very tiny nibble
>he gets his mannerisms from videogames, tv shows, and anime
>when out in public, he sings to himself
>his top 5 wishes involve wanting to be saved from himself and overcoming his guilt complex
>he's shy about his nudity and sexuality
>he refuses to trim or shave his facial and body hair
>he fantasizes about being a hero, but when presented by a chance to be a hero he chickens out. Even in his dreams where he has a chance to do something heroic, he chickens out
>he believes relationships have to have a dom and a submissive
This is really terrible bait
>>27357095
Do you spend your time making "red flags"?...
>>27357095
>he ironically likes his hot dogs with ketchup
>he spends his time making asinine lists on /r9k/
>he thinks Canadians actually say 'aboot'
>he thinks Australians actually sound like some cartoon caricature
>he thinks English people have poor dental care
>>27357095
i'd say that your whole post is a redflag but i dont want to be responsible for triggering you
>>27357095
what the fuck else are you going to put on a hotdog you retard?
>>27357372
no, ketchup is cool, just as long as you do it ironically
>>27357095
Red flags for women:
>she makes red flags for men posts on 4chan
>>27357095
I'd take it seriously if you're at least 6/10
I guess my only red flag is:
>he's intimidated by taller women
>when trying out new foods he smells it before taking a very tiny nibble
>when trying out new foods he smells it before taking a very tiny nibble
>when trying out new foods he smells it before taking a very tiny nibble
BITCH THIS IS CALLED HOW TO SURVIVE THE WILD
>>27357095
this is true though
>his top 5 wishes involve wanting to be saved from himself and overcoming his guilt complex
that one hit really close to home. gosh :(
>>27357241
So basically if he's right?
>he lifts
>>27357095
>I'm upset about my ex and here's a list of things about him
Why were you dating a furry?
>>27357481
>>he dressed up in a fursuit or worn something furry related when seeing Zootopia
Wat.
>>27357095
I don't think you know what a 'red flag' is
That last one is true though. Also why is fursuiting ok for you when not watching zootopia?
>he urinates immediately after ejaculation
>>27357533
>>>he dressed up in a fursuit or worn something furry related when seeing Zootopia
What?
>>27357095
lol i truly believe all these to be true and im not OP.
>>27357482
Just why
Originarudesudesuka
>>27357372
onions. shrimp. pickles.
whatever you want
I'm just gonna be honest right now, i get my mannerisms from tv shows and movies. How to overcome this ? I feel like a shitty person rn. I can't even socialize i'm too self conscious
>>27357710
Record yourself on video and see how cringey it is.
>>27357095
>tfw i sing to myself in public
i gotta walk to a beat baby
>>27357738
And how to get mannerisms the right way without socializing ?
I have none of those traits.
Kik?
>>27357095
>he's intimidated by taller women
Awkward lankcunt detected
A girl is over 5'10 is like the female version of a manlet
>>27357095
You're either referring to young teenage boys or severely autistic adults
Also
>hates pets
>it's a guy that raps at the bus stop
>>27357461
yeah men who take precautions and dont act recklessly and foolishly are obviously betas right?
>>27357634
literally the only people who lift are wanna-be chads whose main goal is to fuck as many girls as possible with reckless abandon towards the emotional damage they cause
>muh self-improvement
wrong. this is a phrase uttered to diminish the cognitive dissonance surrounding the narcissistic pursuit of becoming more desirable to other
>>27357506
the best response and the only real question in one post?
I think I love you fampai
>>27357867
What if i have the same motivation but instead of working out, i run ?
>>27357867
I don't lift but I'm going to tell you right now that people do actually engage in activities for reasons beyond the surface level reasons you might see. If I said that people only played video games because they needed an escape, that'd be wrong. People do things for a plethora of good reasons.
Self-improvement is a thing and a real desire a lot of people have. Just because you greentexted the opposing argument doesn't mean you're automatically right.
>>27357555
checked but
I actually do this
is it really not normal?
pls help
>>27357937
its normal, don't worry. Its a common thing that has a lot to do with your bladder regaining the usage of the urethra and its just convenient for your body to urinate right away.
don't let the roasties and trolls scare you
When living with female roommates he freaks out over them walking around the house naked or farting. Also, he acts disgusted when a girl pees or shit with the bathroom door open.
>he makes a big deal about seeing a girl's nipples pierce through her top
>that feel when I eat everything plain
Plain pizza, plain hot dogs, plain sandwiches
I do like cheese though
>>27357372
Mustard you homo.
What is the best way to get mannerism without socializing ?
>>27357095
All of these are true especially the first and last ones.
>Has no interest in literature, and probably culture at all.
>Doesn't understand the concept of sex without someone in the role of "sub"
>>27358770
I felt the same way when I was 6.
>>27358843
Notice me please senpai
>>27357095
I am good to go on all of those except the dom/submissive. I wouldn't even want to deal with a female who is dom because life is going to be shit with her inability to make good decisions and be successful. The sub is easier, she can just ride along with me on the success train. And that bitch better be a sub because this train doesn't have brakes.
>>27359142
That's just overcoming self consciousness with more self consciousness
>He's been VAC banned
>more than five people they genuinely consider to be friends
>does not care about health and fitness
>nail biter
>commie
>hates dogs
>prefers cats to dogs
>goes out of way to racemix
>paints finger nails
>likes moeshit
>does not have good dental hygiene
>bad hygiene in general
>hoarder
>scared of bugs
>obsessed with cars
>nu male
>alcoholic
>piercings
>likes the Beatles
>more than a quarter French
>French Canadian
>Canadian
>hates the out doors
>picks at scabs
>has food allergies
>fell for high test meme
>Likes whedon
>is promiscuous
>was raised by single mother
>buddhist
>has a booger wall
>cuts nails into points
>metal head
>enjoys the work of kevin smith
>pretends to be afraid of clowns to make jokes about it with other normies
>>27360155
Oh, forgot a few
>coasts off accomplishments of ancestors
>pothead
>lazy
>>27357372
Chili, onion, cheese etc
>>27357372
sauerkraut, duh
>>27357710
You don't need to, this roastie is cray.
>okay with eating chickens, pork, beef, and fish, but refuses to eat deer, rabbit, cat, dog
If you have a strong ego then you will love these threads.
>>27357095
>the only time he reads a book is when it's required reading for class
I read everyday.
>he dressed up in a fursuit or worn something furry related when seeing Zootopia
No, didn't see that movie and I am not a furry
>he always has to point out a typo
I correct myself if it is incomprehensible, but otherwise I get what people are trying to say.
>he has a shirt that reads "Killgrave made me do it"
No I don't know what killgrave is.
>he unironically likes his hot dogs with ketchup
That's disgusting, hotdogs are good with mustard, onions, and relish.
>the only time he eats vegetables is when eating outside food
I usually eat a lot of brocolli and spinach for my vegetable intake.
>he's intimidated by taller women
No
>when trying out new foods he smells it before taking a very tiny nibble
You should smell your food as it is a part of enjoying it.
>he gets his mannerisms from videogames, tv shows, and anime
No, I think I used to though. At a certain point you start to see how silly the mannerisms are compared to real life. That's why I find it hard to enjoy TV shows and videogames anymore.
>when out in public, he sings to himself
No
>his top 5 wishes involve wanting to be saved from himself and overcoming his guilt complex
That would be a dreary life lacking all ambition.
>he's shy about his nudity and sexuality
No I lift and my body is pretty normal looking, I think it is good.
>he refuses to trim or shave his facial and body hair
I shave my face and trim my pubes
>he fantasizes about being a hero, but when presented by a chance to be a hero he chickens out. Even in his dreams where he has a chance to do something heroic, he chickens out
Stress does not enter the equation for me personally. I don't want to be a hero, just what I have to do in any given situation
>he believes relationships have to have a dom and a submissive
Not in a weird BDSM way, but a man is naturally more dominant.
>he doesn't notice my new haircut
>>27360155
>more than five people they genuinely consider to be friends
I have none, just people I think are important and family.
>does not care about health and fitness
I do care, that's why I lift and eat veges
>nail biter
not really
>commie
I am anti-authoritarian
>hates dogs
no
>prefers cats to dogs
Some cats are pretty cool
>goes out of way to racemix
No, white pride
>paints finger nails
no
>likes moeshit
I don't know what that is
>does not have good dental hygiene
I brush
>bad hygiene in general
I shower
>hoarder
I throw away a lot of things at once.
>scared of bugs
kind of bugs
>obsessed with cars
no
>nu male
no
>alcoholic
Prone to it, so I don't drink
>piercings
no
>>27361549
>likes the Beatles
I used to when I was a kid
>more than a quarter French
Scandinavian and Irish mostly.
>French Canadian
>Canadian
no
>hates the out doors
Outdoors is so overwhelming sometimes I have to go back inside.
>picks at scabs
let them heal
>has food allergies
No
>fell for high test meme
no
>Likes whedon
He looks like a fag
>is promiscuous
Virgin
>was raised by single mother
No
>buddhist
I read a good book which went into it. It made sense but it's not really my thing.
>has a booger wall
No I use a napkin when I have to pick or blow my nose.
>cuts nails into points
I cut my nails normally...
>metal head
Never
>enjoys the work of kevin smith
I watched Clerks and did not find it funny at all
>pretends to be afraid of clowns to make jokes about it with other normies
I'm not afraid of clowns.
>>27360204
>coasts off accomplishments of ancestors
No I don't have shit
>pothead
You wouldn't be able to tell that I smoke marijuana regularly.
>lazy
Yes
>>27361188
from what I've heard carnivore meat just tastes downright nasty
>>27357372
Mustard, you childish faggot
these threads are so fucking depressing
>>27357095
>the only time he reads a book is when it's required reading for class
True, not even then do I read it
>he dressed up in a fursuit or worn something furry related when seeing Zootopia
Nah
>he always has to point out a typo
Nah
>he has a shirt that reads "Killgrave made me do it"
Nah
>he unironically likes his hot dogs with ketchup
Nah
>the only time he eats vegetables is when eating outside food
Nah
>he's intimidated by taller women
Nah
>when trying out new foods he smells it before taking a very tiny nibble
I can't try new foods
>he gets his mannerisms from videogames, tv shows, and anime
Nah
>when out in public, he sings to himself
Nah
>his top 5 wishes involve wanting to be saved from himself and overcoming his guilt complex
Nah
>he's shy about his nudity and sexuality
Nah
>he refuses to trim or shave his facial and body hair
Nah
>he fantasizes about being a hero, but when presented by a chance to be a hero he chickens out. Even in his dreams where he has a chance to do something heroic, he chickens out
Nah
>he believes relationships have to have a dom and a submissive
Nah
>>27361188
Deer is god tier
One of my biggest green flags has recently become one of my biggest red flags.
>he's fashionable, dresses nicely
Don't know if it's just the guys I've met recently but there's this awful trend of guys dressing up nicely who care more about their looks than anything else. The sort of guy who takes 30 minutes to get dressed, etc.
Nothing wrong with taking pride in your appearance, but it's like dating a girl.
>>27361188
What a faggot you are. Im fine with eating rabbit and deer because theyre invasive massively multiplying populations of wild non domesticated animals. And I eat beef pork and chicken because that shit is mass produced and easy access. But eating a dog or cat is just fucked up. Theyre too intelligent and theyre predatory animals so they taste like shit anyways. They are literal companion animals.
>>27362011
>Theyre too intelligent
You know deer and pigs are smarter than dogs/cats.
Pigs are actually very clever.
>>27361903
It takes me 15 minutes to get ready, if a guy takes longer than I do, theyre the one with the vagina in the relationship.
>>27362055
Pigs taste delicious and theyve been bred for centuries to be eaten.
And no. Deer arent smart. You just threw that in there. If youve been near deer, youd know
>>27357095
>he unironically likes his hot dogs with ketchup
enjoy being alone for the rest of your life you autistic piece of shit.
>>27357095
I don't meet any of these. Is that good?
>>27362093
>Deer arent smart
Deer are as smart as horses. Which for an animal, is pretty smart.
>doesn't express interest in bettering himself
biggest red flag desu
>won't delete his social media upon request
>has a bad relationship with his mother
>doesn't like/abuses animals
>regularly spends alone time with other women
Wouldn't date a guy with any of these red flags.
>>27362127
They are the hoofed retards of the woods.
>>27362093
and dogs/cats can be tasty and bred for food while also being bred for pets
It's like refusing to buy canned tuna that isn't dolphin safe. Sure dolphins are cute, but tuna are being overfished and each species will have a big impact on the ecosystem if endangered.
>>27357095
>he smokes weed
>he plays video games
>>27357095
>he unironically likes his hot dogs with ketchup
I like em with relish, on my dick you go, NOW!
>>27357372
Relish, and onions. Drink casually with mountain dew or sprite. Better be a fucking polish dog....
Minor corrections
Dom and sub are something from fetish communities. They are optional roleplaying, not assumed to always be the case.
The whole hero thing makes no sense.
Humming occassionally is too fringe to be a red flag.
Ketchup on hotsogs is a good pleb indicator however keep in mind that hotsogs themselves are shit.
>>27357801
So.. Literally every model is an equivalent of a manlet
>>27357372
sauerkraut and spicy mustard
>>27357372
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz84GKxy7b0
>>27361549
>>27361563
Wow, other than having some points deducted for being Irish and a stoner, you're pretty good.
Would post green flags, to see whether or not you're great, but eh.
gj anon
Why the fuck do people care about condiments so much? Hot dogs are just a tube of reject meat, why does it matter if someone puts ketchup on it?
>>27357095
>he's intimidated by taller women
Yeah, I would definitely feel uncomfortable dating a woman taller than 6'3. Chances are she'd have more testosterone pumping through her body than me.
This, duh. I find its a bit cleansing.
>>27357937
no, youre supposed to at least pull out first
>>27357095
listen, cunt, /r9k/ isn't the place for you to whine about how your ex 'done you wrong' no one gives a fuck. Everyone has shitty things to say about their ex, as do all of your ex's about you. I'm sure you're a boring, whining, sniveling, ugly cunt anyway.
>>27357095
>am none of these
Oh, fuck. Is this a good thing?
>>27362538
Thanks, I happen to think I am great. Or more precisely that I have potential to be great.
>>27357867
Spot the non-lifting mangina. We see you and your skinnyfat frame, beta boy.
>>27357867
Hey, buddy, you're wrong, and probably quite stupid. I am a Chad and I lift and I've fucked more girls than you could imagine, but, I know plenty of guys who lift all the time and can lift much more than me, and they do it for other reasons. I'm in the military and I lift to get strong for my job, because I don't want to die due to being a weak faggot. Not only this, but I know plenty of guys who get as much pussy as I do, and don't really lift at all. They just play sports and eat right and have good genes.
Women are fucking retarded and don't understand muscle at all, except for the few who seriously lift (1% of them). Lifting to impress women is futile. I could stop lifting tomorrow and still fuck a plethora of pussy for the next decade, but, no, you'll see me in the gym tomorrow. Why? To be strong, for my job, and also so that I could knock you the fuck out if I had to, not to impress vaginas that don't even understand what muscle is or how it works.
You're probably one of those guys who think women are our intellectual equals, aren't you?
>>27362439
what actually is this shit? I know plenty of people who regularly hum and sing because...
they are singers (they're musicians who's life is about music and they make a living in musically related ways)...
this thread is beyond retarded
>>27357372
I take my hotdogs with mustard only, and my hamburgers with ketchup only. Never mix the condiments.
>>27357095
>fantasize about freezing time and raping people, destroying buildings with my mind
>not on the red flag list
>normal
>check
>nope
>nope
>nope
>check
>nope
>nope
>nope
>nope
>nope
>check
>check
>nope
>check
>nope
33% ain't too bad, right?
>>27360155
>more than five people they genuinely consider to be friends
no
>does not care about health and fitness
I care
>nail biter
no
>commie
no
>hates dogs
no
>prefers cats to dogs
ye
>goes out of way to racemix
no
>paints finger nails
ye
>likes moeshit
no
>does not have good dental hygiene
no
>bad hygiene in general
no
>hoarder
ye
>scared of bugs
no
>obsessed with cars
no
>nu male
what
>alcoholic
no
>piercings
no
>likes the Beatles
no
>more than a quarter French
no
>French Canadian
no
>Canadian
no
>hates the out doors
no
>picks at scabs
ye
>has food allergies
no
>fell for high test meme
what
>Likes whedon
no
>is promiscuous
no
>was raised by single mother
no
>buddhist
no
>has a booger wall
no
>cuts nails into points
no
>metal head
no
>enjoys the work of kevin smith
no
>pretends to be afraid of clowns to make jokes about it with other normies
no:^)
Guys who trim their body hairs are manchildren.
>>27364271
>likes cats
>paints nails
What are you, some kind of trap?
>>27357241
>Hedley and Wyche
>big book of British smiles
>>27357836
More like attention whores or people with emptyness
>>27357095
I'd be intimidated by a taller woman, but I'm 6'5 and amazons are scary
Do men past college age really behave this way? Christ the world is pathetic
>>27357482
>i hate my body and/or don't play sports
Why live senpai?
>>27357937
You should urinate after to clear out the remaining cum. Especially if you're going in raw and want a second round
>>27364399
no nothing like that
That's some shitty bait OP, I can't remember the last time I didn't set off any of that many red flags.
>>27357095
>tfw no matter how insane you make a red flag some anon will meet it
>>27361188
I'd eat all of those familam
>>27362154
>won't delete his social media upon request
that's pretty controlling m80
>>27365383
Social media posts are archived by the government so it's best to delete whatever you have now before the government is able to
>>27362154
Weird red flags, but I'd do it
>>27360155
>more than five people they genuinely consider to be friends
no
>does not care about health and fitness
yes
>nail biter
no
>commie
no
>hates dogs
yes
>prefers cats to dogs
yes
>goes out of way to racemix
no
>paints finger nails
no wtf
>likes moeshit
wtf is that
>does not have good dental hygiene
false
>bad hygiene in general
false
>hoarder
no
>scared of bugs
no
>obsessed with cars
meow <3
>nu male
fuck off
>alcoholic
no
>piercings
no
>likes the Beatles
no
>more than a quarter French
...
>French Canadian
tabarnak
>Canadian
fuck off you racist bastard
>hates the out doors
yes
>picks at scabs
no
>has food allergies
no
>fell for high test meme
no
>Likes whedon
no
>is promiscuous
no
>was raised by single mother
no
>buddhist
no
>has a booger wall
??
>cuts nails into points
no
>metal head
no
>enjoys the work of kevin smith
no
>pretends to be afraid of clowns to make jokes about it with other normies
that's a thing now?
>>27365506
>hates dog
but y m8
>>27365506
Of course, a lazy dog hater would be French
>that's a thing now?
It always has been, normalfaggots love to go on and on about how much they hate clowns,because they're supposedly scary. But they clearly aren't, they just like to pretend to be scared of them because it's the "big thing"
>>27365666
Big thing to who? I've literally never heard of this.
>>27365581
I don't want kids for the same person I don't want pets. I don't want a financial burden. I don't want another reason to have to apologize for my existence. I don't want to keep worrying about my dog barking too loud or biting others or pooping in other people's property.
>>27365684
Ah, afraid of responsibility. What a red flag.
>>27357442
Tall women are so fucking hot
>>27365682
Maybe you're just lucky, but normies love hating clowns so much.
Mention a clown, and it immediately invokes disgust.
For no reason whatsoever.
>>27365694
>can't go to restaurants anymore because kids can't keep quiet
>taking dog out for a walk is always a risk because it might bite someone
>>27365717
Maybe they don't like clowns?
You just sound bitter.
>>27365717
clowns are spooky
>>27365738
>can't go to restaurants anymore because kids can't keep quiet
You seem pretty selfish over relatively petty issues, that's an even bigger red flag
>>27365753
No, they just love to exaggerate about how much they hate clowns because they're obsessed with having things in common, and talking about how much they hate clowns.
It's absurd.
>>27365754
Nah, clowns are okay. They aren't funny or anything, but they aren't spooky.
Mimes are cooler though
>>27364271
>>27360204
>coasts off accomplishments of ancestors
don't we all
>pothead
no
>lazy
ye
odd flag choices there
>>27363333
Under rated post to be honest
>>27357095
That's some nice bait you have there. that or you are truly a conceited cunt.
>>27357095
I sing in public
I like hot dogs with either bbq, ketchup, or penut butter
I fight everything in my dreams, have fought and shit terrorists, fought giant multi eyeball monster, ghosts, demons, ring wraiths, aliens, arabs in the dessert armed with scimitars who attacked my stage coach in north africa, pretty much everything
I'm 6'2" and just feel bad for women taller than me
>>27357413
Red flag for either gender
>they actually admit to browsing this fucking shithole of a site
>>27365831
yes quads is quite an accomplishment
>>27365795
>because they're obsessed with having things in common
yeah it's to smooth social interaction, no harm done
>>27365581
Dogs shouldn't exist. How do you justify transforming the wolf, a beautiful, strong and proud species into these degenerate subservient creatures that cannot live without us? Dogs are the embodiment of human narcissism and cruelty.
>>27366014
It's silly, they shouldn't force themselves to have things in common, to that degree
>>27365795
Damn that clown looks creepy
His lips look fucked
>>27366723
It's okay anon, there's no normies to impress by hating clowns here
>>27366798
Not clowns
That clown
His lips look weird. The way his face paint makes the lines in his lips stand out
>>27366825
Fair enough
Here is a slightly better one
>>27366850
Okay maybe I just don't like clowns
Face paint makes every crevice on their face too prominent
>>27357095
I'm very happy there's no "my friends say that he has a small penis"
>>27357095
>he gets his mannerisms from videogames, tv shows, and anime
Well where do you think we should get our mannerisms from if we don't like socializing ?
>>27366857
Eh, as long as you aren't disliking clowns for the sake of impressing others
>>27366902
The one in that pic looks "fine"
Probably because it's a cartoon and I can't see every pore he has
>>27366128
They're two different species you donut
>>27366902
>>27366918
Also I don't have "others" to impress
Remember what board this is
>>27366918
You would probably be alright with one, irl, because you would be so close to it's face
>>27366946
But I don't like makeup, or bright obnoxious colors.
>he watches anime
>he has only female friends
>he has no female friends (out of principle, not circumstance)
>he has no ambition or sense of what hard work and discipline are
>all of his hobbies involve consumption (watching TV, playing video games, reading) and he never actually does anything productive (education, working out, building things)
>he uses emoticons
>he has a fixation on female purity
>he is a nu-male
>he is a redpiller to the extent at which he truly has deluded himself into believing all women are evil etc
>he condemns people for things he wishes he could do himself (like have casual sex)
>he genuinely believes that anyone owes him anything just for existing or being a "good person"
>he believes that he has inherent worth just for being a human
>a good portion of his motivation behind anything has to do with getting a girlfriend/impressing women in general
>he is insecure about his intelligence, or overvalues intelligence in his dealings with others
>he is very concerned about how he is perceived by others
>>27366941
Yep yep
But that's why the hatred of clowns is a normie trait, because they hate them for the sake of hating them
>>27366951
sIut detected tbqh
>>27366953
But femanon
You're a normie
>>27366950
Not all of them are obnoxiously bright, though
>>27366966
nice dubs anon
what makes you think I'm a slut
>>27357095
is anyone even unironically any of these things? this board is almost entirely shitposters the true autists who comprise of anything on that list probably only make up 1/100 ppl
>>27366981
He looks better I suppose
>>27366984
>all of his hobbies involve consumption (watching TV, playing video games, reading) and he never actually does anything productive (education, working out, building things)
>he has a fixation on female purity
>he condemns people for things he wishes he could do himself (like have casual sex)
>he believes that he has inherent worth just for being a human
>he is very concerned about how he is perceived by others
Slut detected
>>27365888
I agree wholeheartedly
plus trips
>>27366976
Not yet, but some day I'll be the ultimate alpha.
And I won't pretend to hate clowns, when I do.
>>27367013
He's pretty based
>read thread
>gf asks what the hell a nu male is
>decide to just google image search it instead of making long winded explanations
>mfw
>>27367022
you did it again ^
I don't see how those would make you think I'm a slut other than perhaps
>he has a fixation on female purity
which is different from having a fixation on purity in general, meaning that he's creepy instead of just virtuous,
and
>he condemns people for things he wishes he could do himself (like have casual sex)
which is behavior characteristic of a little bitch in general, just using the casual sex example as exactly that -- an example
>>27367037
>clown
>based
"no"
The only based comedians were court jesters
>>27367041
kill yourself normie
>>27367050
>teehee who cares if I sluted around anon it's 2016
Nice try slut
>>27367054
Jesters are pretty good too, almost mime-tier
But clowns are neat.
>>27367071
Jesters are the only ones I can take seriously
>hates animals
>treats animals badly
>thinks his female friends friends are sexy
>cant hold a conversation
>isnt fun to be with
>>27367066
lol again ^
and I don't recall saying that anywhere?
>>27367080
What's wrong with thinking a friend is sexy?
I have none, but I don't see how that's a red flag
You can think someone's attractive without wanting to date them
>>27357241
"Aboot"
Nahman, thts poms
"Stop fookin aboot"
>>27367085
Anon I'mshitpostingSurely you can tell
>>27367076
>taking jesters seriously
>>27367113
lol oh sorry, I'm really dumb so I couldn't figure it out. have an excellent night anon
>>27367098
I dont want to have to compete with his friends. Fuck having to hear:
>whew shes hot today
from my own bf.
>>27367125
They were the only people who could talk shit about kings in front of them, and generally had a good knowledge of things going on among the most powerful members of society
>>27367136I could be your friendless bf so you don't have to worry about it :^)
>>27367132
But it's almost 5 AM where I liveslut
>>27367165
omg we're in the same timezone! you should go to bed then
>>27367141
Eh.
I prefer court dwarfs.
>>27367186
I will in a few minutes
I have work at 3
>>27367200
I like Peter Dinklage in game of normies if that counts :^)
>actually reading books even when you have to for class
what are you fucking gay?
>>27357095
>when out in public, he sings to himself
>his top 5 wishes involve wanting to be saved from himself and overcoming his guilt complex
>he's shy about his nudity and sexuality
>he fantasizes about being a hero, but when presented by a chance to be a hero he chickens out. Even in his dreams where he has a chance to do something heroic, he chickens out
>he fantasizes about being a hero, but when presented by a chance to be a hero he chickens out. Even in his dreams where he has a chance to do something heroic, he chickens out
feck
>>27367216
Aha!
I was going to accuse you of being a /got/fag in my last post to, but didn't. That explains it all.
>there are people that actually enjoy mustard when it's not honey
>there are people who actually think ketchup tastes bad
how does it feel having such shit fucking taste. I bet you guys also refuse to eat steak with ketchup because of
>muh manliness
>>27367236
I haven't watched it in a while and me liking court jesters has nothing to do with game of normies
I just relate to Peter Dinklage because I'm short and my family doesn't like me
>>27367241
What if I prefer Worcester Sauce on steak?
>>27367243
Good, but it does seem like you're romanticizing the lives of jesters.
Are your siblings Chad and Stacy?
>>27357095
>fantasizes about being a hero bot chickens out
Way better than being a woman who have no intention of caring for anyone but yourself unless there's personal gain.
>>27367253
then you have good taste.
but in reality, just eat whatever tastes good. ketchup just objectively is the best condiment and mustard objectively tastes like shit
>>27367273
My sister is a hikki neet with some mental scarring from seeing someone get murdered when she was younger
She's also managed to get a bf/fiance
>>27367241
>ketchup
The problem is that it drowns the dish in sweet stuff. Sweetness is a very strong flavor. Take just about anything, dip it in sugar and you can't really taste it until you've washed away all the sugar.
You're missing out on a lot of the taste. Ketchup is good when what you're eating is just not good.
>>27367300
Welp
Go figure, jester anon.
>>27357095
>he obsesses over attentionwhores on the internet
Beta and gross.
>>27367371
I suppose she's most like the brother who actually like Dinklage in got to me
She's the only one in my family nice to meand pretty much my only friend
>>27367387
I see what you mean then, is she an older sister?
I guess the rest of the family resents you for not being able to carry on their legacy, then.
>>27367419
Yeah she's olderAnd the rest of my family hates me for being Catholic tbqh
>>27367423
>religious/anything intolerance
Get self sufficient and get rid of them.
>>27367423hi Josh, tbqh
>>27367439
That's the plan familam
>>27367460
Hi
>>27357095
>the only time he reads a book is when it's required reading for class
Bitch I read VNs all the time
>he dressed up in a fursuit or worn something furry related when seeing Zootopia
>Western "animation"
>Implying i have such shit taste
>he has a shirt that reads "Killgrave made me do it"
The fuck is a Killgrave?
>he unironically likes his hot dogs with ketchup
>eating hotdogs
Nigga eat bratwurst or get the fuck away from me
>the only time he eats vegetables is when eating outside food
I dunno, vegetables are pretty hard to eat unless its a salad, and i eat one ofr lunch every day.
Its a pain in the ass to cook vegetables with dinner because I don't eat that much
>he's intimidated by taller women
I dont even care desu
>when trying out new foods he smells it before taking a very tiny nibble
>implying people over 5 do this
>he gets his mannerisms from videogames, tv shows, and anime
I don't really know if I do, I hang with weebs all the time and i normally try to pick up on whatever they're doing so i might indirectly get it from that shit.
>when out in public, he sings to himself
hell no senpai, thats weird
>his top 5 wishes involve wanting to be saved from himself and overcoming his guilt complex
I dont really have top 5 wishes. I only wish i had fucktons more money and to go back to school and do better
>he's shy about his nudity and sexuality
Modest, but not shy if it comes down to it
>he refuses to trim or shave his facial and body hair
once a week if not more, gets itchy too often
>he fantasizes about being a hero, but when presented by a chance to be a hero he chickens out. Even in his dreams where he has a chance to do something heroic, he chickens out
>dreaming about being herioic
>not dreaming of being the villan
I mean most heroes are borin except for batman
>he believes relationships have to have a dom and a submissive
Femdom is nice
>>27357095
its ok OP I will still brutally sodomize you in spite of the fact that you are f u c k i n g t a l e n t l e s s when it comes to writing bait
>>27367460
Who are you?
I'm too tired right now to guess
>>27367539
>talking to so many people you cannot even tell them apart
Knew you were a norman, knew it.
>>27367565
Was that supposed to be a distinguishing post?
But nah I'm only talking to one person right now
I've had e-friends before but they usually just fizzle out
>>27367581
No, not really.
But when I talked to you, I had my suspicions about you just being a normal fag. Not a blatant one, but one none the less. Maybe there is more to your disliking of clowns than meets the eye
this is isabel, though.
>>27367612
Nice elliots
And I'm not sure what more you'd get from my dislike of clowns
But I'm not really interested in trying to "defend" my robothood honestly. I don't really care and I have work today.
Goodnight familamI've been chewing my nails all day btw :^)
>>27367641
ty
You should be interested in defending your robothood, being a defeatist is no good.
Goodnight!That's pretty degenerate, and you're destroying your digit aesthetics
>>27357241
I've literally seen British people refer to white straight teeth as "American teeth" you fucking dipshit
>>27366951
You better be perfect because guys like that are just the most perfect and rare. Like story characters quality.
I pass ALL the standards in the OP except this one
>he's shy about his nudity and sexuality
Because I hate being circumcised and having people look at my circumcised penis.
>she isn't the most beautiful woman in the world
>>27367849
Clearly this is why you can't get a stable relationship.
>outside food
Some Americuck explain what the fuck outside food is.
Surely they don't mean eating at a restaurant?
>>27358205
Agree.
Also, it would be a feminine red-flag for them to be offended when they see a male house-mate going around naked or farting, or shitting with the door open. Man, I love equality! :)>>27358205
>>27357095
These seem like cringe factors in general.
I'm not shaving my arms for no bitch.
>>27361188
>Is ok with eating beef, pork, cat, dog, but not roaches or other bugs
Que?
>>27368392
nah americans treat salag as outside food as a means of posturing
>>27357095
heyheyhey
I liked your red flag threads a lot! GOOD WORK!
But this one is bad. It's so bad! It's just very very Baaaad
>>27357095
>>he has a shirt that reads "Killgrave made me do it"
I want this red flag.
Sounds cool as fuck.
>>when out in public, he sings to himself
UPSIDE INSIDE OUT, LIVIN' LA VIDA LOCA
>>he's shy about his nudity and sexuality
Yeah that's me.
>>he refuses to trim or shave his facial and body hair
Some girls like beards, others don't. I rather have a girl that has the same preferences as me. If that makes me a walkin' talkin red flag, so be it.
>>27357095
>shaving body hair
Don't need to. I'm not a fag who cycle in my 20K fagmobile on sidewalk, scaring moms and their kids and little old ladies.
>>27360155
>>27360204
>coasts off accomplishments of ancestors
>goes out of way to racemix
Pick one please
>>27369271
>Implying I ride on the sidewalk and not the road
>the only time he reads a book is when it's required reading for class
I read books everyday
>he dressed up in a fursuit or worn something furry related when seeing Zootopia
furries need to be gassed
>he unironically likes his hot dogs with ketchup
who doesn't
>he's intimidated by taller women
6'9" or 205 cm, of course I'm freaked out by a taller women
>when out in public, he sings to himself
HALTE NICHT EIN, DENN DER MORGERN WIRD UNSER SEIN!
>>27369819
I believe you might actually be me....
>his favorite anime are Fairy Tale, Erased, One Punch Man, Kill La Kill, Attack on Titan, Food Wars
>He makes up for his social anxiety and insecurities by drinking too much booze and doesn't think he has a problem.
>>27357095
>the only time he reads a book is when it's required reading for class
>the only time he eats vegetables is when eating outside food
>he refuses to trim or shave his facial and body hair
Are you sure you're not just lesbian? Not many men are little bitches like this.
>>27370641
>he has a favorite anime
>>27361739
>>when trying out new foods he smells it before taking a very tiny nibble
>I can't try new foods
Wo - would you care to unpack this comment anon?
>>27370867
>he knows what anime is
>>27371036
The worst food can do is not taste good.
*assuming it doesn't have any contaminates and you're not allergic and it's prepared properly
if you're a picky eater, it'll help to cook new foods so you'll be more willing to try it since you would want to know if your creation is good. Other than, exposure is the
>>27357095
If this is real then I'm a perfect match, exept for that hot dog thing.
Fuck you ketchup on hotdogs are the only way to eat hotdog
>>27371150
>the worst food can do is X besides all the worse things it can do
Avoidant/restrictive food intake disorder is a serious condition much like anxiety, ocd, and depression.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avoidant/restrictive_food_intake_disorder
>>27371552
>serious condition much like anxiety, ocd, and depression
>serious condition
cancer is a serious condition, anxiety and depression are meme tier
>>27358840
>>27360556
>>27361726
>>27362385
>>27362478
>>27363885
ha, get the fuck out of here you irrelevant grandpas
fucking relish? are you kidding me?
a thin line of ketchup is the only thing i want on my hot dog, faggots
>he eats hotdogs
>when out in public, he sings to himself
holy shit
wait wait wait, Im not the only one? Explain this to me please. I made it so no one listens to me, sometimes i just whistle
>>27372520
>live in ghetto
>walking to store
>there's always some guy rapping the song he's listening to on his ipod/smart phone
>when out in public, he sings to himself
kek, I do this when I'm walking home drunk
>he's shy about his nudity and sexuality
Oh shut up faggot, not being a degenerate isn't a red flag. It's called being reserved
>>27365506
>paints finger nails
>no wtf
>not knowing the joys of painting your nails
it's current year, gawd
>>27357867
i lift to stay in shape for boxing
what does this say
>>27357095
>the only time he reads a book is when it's required reading for class
I also read optional books for my classes
>he has a shirt that reads "Killgrave made me do it"
come on, that's actually funny. I need a killgrave shirt now
>the only time he eats vegetables is when eating outside food
After 3 years of living on my own I started to crave for veggies. I'm devouring a cabbage as I write this
>he's intimidated by taller women
I'm 185 and that's my fetish -.-
>he fantasizes about being a hero
damn right I am
>Even in his dreams where he has a chance to do something heroic, he chickens out
Well I just remembered, last night dreamed about a plane crashing like 200 meters from me. Needlessly to say, I ran for cover.
>he believes relationship
I don't believe in relationships
Yea, I'm replying to a 19 hour old post but I'm feeling better about myself for posting this. Isn't this place about that?
>>27372639
I do it without music.
HeadPhones distract you from potential danger in big cities
Are there seriously people who feel they have to go out of their way to eat vegetables?
>>27357095
>>when trying out new foods he smells it before taking a very tiny nibble
This is the only one I do. What's wrong with this, why would I put a huge chunk of something in my mouth if there's a chance I won't enjoy it?
>>27373181
It makes you look childish. Just take a bite out of it. Don't nibble it as if it's going to kill you.
Also, by nibbling it you're not really going to taste the food in the way it's meant to be tasted. It's like judging a sandwich by nibbling the bread instead of taking a bite getting all of the ingredients.
>>27357095
>he unironically likes his hot dogs with ketchup
>the only time he eats vegetables is when eating outside food
me
>>27360155
>>27373393
>more than five people they genuinely consider to be friends
>pretends to be afraid of clowns to make jokes about it with other normies
>picks at scabs
me part 2
>>27357095
Nigger I put whatever is available on my hotdog. If I'm buying a fucking hotdog from a stand and the condiments are free, you can bet I'll be loading up.
>Inb4 fat
It's like you enjoy wasting money.
>>27373613
I'd rather waste money than be a fatty
>>27357095
I love eating hot dogs with lots of ketchup, mustard and mayo what's wrong with THAT?!
