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How many of you here were diagnosed with autism?
PS: I am an autist and have hated normie scum all my life.
>>27367504
dont believe whatever the fuck people tell you
i was meme'd with autism by some meme doctor and then i got autismbux and my life went to shit
if nobody ever mentioned it to me i would be still a normie
you are a normie OP, only meme doctors will tell you you have meme deseases and then you feel shit, but you are a normie
dont listen to what anyone tell you
Come on robots, I am sure there are some autists in here.
Is it true that autists have a better sense of hearing than normies? It's always one of the questions on online autism tests.
Any autistic robots wanna confirm this?
Is there any hope?
I'm 20 years old and still a KHV. Everyone said that when you get to university it'll be easy to get a gf, but i'm still the same autistic kid i was in high school.
I'm 6'0 and play for my uni's soccer team. I have an 8/10 body but girls still pay no attention to me. Is my face really that ugly? or am i just too socially awkward.
When i asked a girl to rate me she said i'm a 5/10 but i fell like that was a pity rate. I'm also black but that shouldn't matter right? I thought there was a stereotype that girls love black athletes.
Is there anyway i can make myself more appealing? Or will i just stay a khv robot forever?
>>27367357
>>I'm 6'0 and play for my uni's soccer team. I have an 8/10 body
Go brag somewhere else, tallfag.
>>27367382
Good genes don't matter if you're autistic.
Why would anyone like a nigger?
> the acronym "mfw" has more syllables that "my feelings when".
Memes are getting out of hand now.
> mfw
>>27367271
mfw is my face when you fuckwit
tfw is that feel when
>>27367271
OP is that you in the pic?
>>27367271
>>27367428
Not only that, mfw is used because it's quicker to write, not quicker to say.
OP confirmed retard
Heavy fappers of /r9k/, how did you end up like this? Over the last few days I have fapped 4+ times a day. Not sure if things are getting out of control, if I am just having a libido spike, or experiencing excitement bc of my new fleshlight.
>>27367263
Also, what is your fap and porn watch rate per day? 5 or so?
>didn't realize she had braces until the facial
I feel like I was watching trap porn without realizing. Disgusting.
I don't really know. It was a slow progression like grass growing. So slow you don't notice. I fap at least twice a day but sometimes get up to five times. The orgasms aren't very enjoyable though. The good feeling is over in three seconds. I also compulsively watch and download porn then delete it later.
Why don't girls like me? I am a nice guy.
Probably your height or personality or wealth
I'm dating a devout feminist who gets turned on when I boss her about and dominate her
I told her to shut up when arguing with her and she got wet
girls don't want nice guys
>>27367229
Can't change who I am deep down. I am a good person.
Anyone else get incredibly /cozy/ with this game? With the overhaul mod and a few graphics updates, it still holds up as a decent RPG to this day, and I chill out with it all the time.
I never played it with any mods but the last time I played it was in 2012 maybe, on the X Box 360.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpJEg6MTPzc
I love the soundtrack.
While Skyrim is a great game and also can be comfy, Oblivion was the comfiest because of all the green land and chill music, Skyrim happened to be a little harsher and lacked that overall comfiness.
>>27367115
hey im playing this right now as well
>tfw listening to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LY41Q1FYokQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xub0vRpTSJQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpJEg6MTPzcAs of four days, Oblivion is 10 years oldI feel nostalgic for playing a game I didn't even beat
ITT we post good things about being a robot
>will never be cheated on
>will never have a mean gf
>will never be broken up with
>will never waste money on dates
>needs smaller (cheaper) living space
>can live all alone if we don't live with parents so no nagging about masturbating or drinking too much
Pic related, it's how happy i am being a robot
>don't have to waste a bunch of time lifting heavy shit (unless youo like that)
>will never pay alimony
>will die alone
>parents lost hope years ago, so no expectations
>swallow the bitter pill of loneliness everytime someone nearby has the audacity to love someone
>shitpost on a Arctic ice sculpture forum for free
>general misanthropy means less disappointment when things don't go right
>general misandry means won't have to deal with dudes ever (they're all Chads so who cares?)
>general misogyny means never knowing the touch of a woman (not like it matters, it's not like women are hard to get right? Cause they're all sluts right? Right?)
>self hatred will eventually lead to an early death, sparing us the stresses of old age
>continual repression of desire for basic human acknowledgement and respect means it's easier to deny when we secretly want something
>tendies
Yep, living the good life.
ITT: Pornstars who are literally your age
>tfw all they had to do was litrelly be a women to live a better life then me
is there an easy way to search pornstars by age?
>>27366807
who is this seamint angel?
do you robots ever feel that you give off that school shooter vibe?
>>27366733
How is that effect done? i've seen it quite a few times but have never known what it's called or how to do it
Kind of since I was accused of plotting to shoot up my high school in freshman year and I had never talked to anybody so they just assumed this somehow.
>>27366733
Yeah
One time someone literally asked me why I looked like I was going to shoot up the school
I told him it was because I was going to
He laughed and smiled
Have you ever made a girl cry?
Why did you do it?
I punched her in the cunt because she kept slapping the back of my head
I released my anger and frustration at her after she broke up with me
I'm glad I did. She deserves it all
>>27366563
grade 8
she called me some name and I called her a whore and she cried and tons of my classmates were kinda mad but a surprising amount of people didn't seem to care
we ended up having sex (incl anal) years later
When was the last time that you were happy?
I don't remember.original 2bh
today was pretty good. pretty stoked for spring break
when I was oblivious to sex and how fucked I'd soon be in later life so 12
Oh fuck
I hear a fucking air raid horn.
A real air raid horn somewhere.
Is it happening?
>inb4 firetruck/ambulence
It isn't that kind of siren.
Just means Pyramid Head needs to leave whoever he's fighting alone and head back home, no worries pham.
Maybe it's just a test.
>>27366444
Many towns have fire horns
>decide to try edging for the first time in years
>fap to the edge
>stop
>fap to the edge
>stop
>fap to the edge
>stop
>excited, think this will be my most powerful orgasm in years
>fap to the edge
>go a little bit over, end up ruining my orgasm
>cum spurts out without me touching it
>start stroking to try and save orgasm
>incredibly weak
>lose erection since I already "came", but not satisfied at all
This is the most depressed I've ever been.
this the good shit that i need
>>27366288
Kek, thanks anon... Gondola always cheers me up a bit.
>>27366265
That's what happens when you over edge. now you know.
> tfw you find pictures of her you forgot to delete
> tfw you know that she was your one shot at happiness and you fucked it up
> tfw you have no friends because they got sick of your bullshit
> tfw you're too autistic to make new ones
> tfw nothing brings you joy anymore and it's just constant monontony
nice sum of my life. The only difference is that I prefer monotony than doing something unusual
>>27366240
I find comfort in routine but it just feels like stuff is always the same and it sucks when it's shitty.
Iktf OP
Keep your eyes on the future. Die arbeit macht frei. Wash yourself of all that
I'm taking amoxicillin and I'm about to vomit for the fourth time. I cannot keep w single thing in me. Anyone know of a solution?
>>27366179
Did you eat a big meal beforehand? I'm assuming yes. You should just ask your doctor for a different antibiotic.
>>27366190
No I didn't but I would think the nasua and vomiting 2ould stop by now
What are you taking it for? It could just be a symptom of what you have.
I hate puking though, it's worse than crying.
