Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 4671. page
- Home
- Board: /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
- Reading: Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 4671. page
I just made normiebook, do I send people friend requests or do I wait for them to add me...? What do I do? Please help
shameless super original bump
If know you them, just send them a request bro
>>27378005
>I just made normiebook
aren't you a little late to the party bud?
>tfw minor drinking problem already, 3 months away from 19 years old
>>27377855
You're in for a ruff ride
>>27377855
What is a minor drinking problem?
>>27377855
Like minor as in it being not a big issue or minor because you're younger than 21?
What is the appeal of capeshit?
It's an easy way for normies to establish their geek credentials.
Male-power fantasy
it's just something cool that could never happen in real life
Hey there, Wagecuck! How was work? Tired again? Yeah, it sucks that Mr. Shekelstein keeps making you stay late, and even worse that he doesn't pay you for it!
It rained today, pretty heavily. I had a nice warm cup of tea, a blanket, and a good book. Nothing like a nice relaxing day, eh?
Oh well, better get to bed wagie, don't want to be tired for your early day tomorrow. The early bird gets the worm, eh wagecuck?
It was freezing rain here and I went into work. Left at 12 because no one else was there. Also tomorrow is a holiday.
>>27377390
Sounds like a nice time, Wagecuck. First you leave early, then you get a whole day off? What will you do with all your free time?
Are the wagies not home from work yet? They must be fighting traffic trying to get home. The say they only work 8 hour days, but don't mention they actually work 9, and commute 2 hours each way.
Get home soon wagecucks.
>;_;
;_; ;_;
>tfw no original post
>>27377267
>tfw no emma to instruct you
emma: the college years. i cant wait till she starts getting drunk and high and fucking chads from the fraternity
>>27377857
this is her second college year and we only have found like 6 pics, things aren't going well
Feminism is the reason your life sucks.
If you're a kissless virgin, it isn't your fault.
You see, before civilization, women would all flock to the same men. You have 17 female ancestors for every one male.
It was only through civilization and the patriarchy that men forced people to have one partner. This is how civilization prospered.
Ever since the enlightenment, it has slowly been undone, and now we are reaching critical mass.
There is no way you can ever get a girlfriend in the current world. It's out of your control. The only way to fix this is to have a national socialist revolution and undo the enlightenment.
Wrong. your life is in your hands and stagnation is failure. Inb4 ree normie etc. Being a man means accepting personal responsibility and that hasn't changed regardless of feminism.
So,beta uprising when?You`re right as fuck OP.
>>27377145
>Feminism is the reason your life sucks.
No, it's the fact that monster girls arn't real. Gtfo
Who here /almost always on the verge of tears/ ?
>>27376920
everytime i talk to someone outside of family my eyes well up and get red and watery like im about to cry
>>27377023
funny since i cant cry even when i try to
>>27376920
Im a pussy when it comes to my GF, it seems she hates me now and won't give me another chance. Im always on the verge of tears when it comes to relationship stuff, time to an hero.
do you ever imagine arguments with somebody in your head, and get riled up in your mind against them?
Yeah, I also Imagine all the cool conversations I would have if I had friends, Ive thought up a whole world in my head where im actually happy, its nice to get home after a long day and lay in bed living out my pretend life till I pass out
Yes, but I also know that it's really only me who I'm arguing against
I'm just making extrapolations that -I- would make from what I've already seen of that person, which means the conversations I have are more reflective of me than them.
I guess it's a creative way of talking to yourself, or something.
I think more people do these things than we realize, imagine themselves as someone they're not, or would like to be.
Why aren't you going to vote for the alpha male Trump?
because i don't have a small loan
MAKE
*preps Jewish overlord*
AMERICA
*makes circumcission mandatory*
GREAT
*imposes Anti Palestine tax on all consumer goods*
AGAIN
*pays for his grandson's bar mitzvah*
Because I don't participate in the two party dog and pony show.
It blows my mind that you guys still vote for Republicrats.
>2016
>Not realizing that if you deserved a gf you would have one
>>27376599
Fat fuck must be rich because of her smug look when he kisses her for an instagram photo
>>27376599
Hot girl disgusting guy is one of my favorite brands of porn
>>27376599
>wearing sneakers with dress clothes
>not being clean shaven
>no thick 5'5 GF with the right amount of body fat
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I really really really hate /pol/
Then don't post there.
>>27376573
But they keep leaking onto other boards. It's been ruining 4chan ever since it's been brought back.
Fuck you Moot.
>>27376559
Cry more you shitskin faggot, 4chan was never meant for you in the first place.
>cockroach walk by on the monitor
welp i should do something about that.
>>27376510
Do you live in a literal dumpster?
>>27376526
No, he lives in Turkey.
Wait, that's the same thing.
>>27376510
>tfw shit your pants when you suddenly find strange bug in your near vicinity
You aren't some sort of weirdo who likes monstergirls, rights?
Yes i am but i keep it to myself
mayne this pic makes me feel
i dont want to feel these feels
>>27376857
I'd bet you're the kind of freak who wants a dedicated, cute lamia to loving wrap herself around you in a beautiful embrace, right?
you must go to https://www.random.org/strings/ and generate one 10 digit string to use as your temporary tripcode for this thread.
how are you faggots doing?
Beep boop
that was fun
>>27376376
ur a 10 digit string
>>27376488
you're a nazi for those doubles
>get internet bf
>he lives within driving distance
>won't give me his address or meet me anywhere
>won't let me suck other men while I wait for him
>dying from lack of sucking cock
How do I either convince him to let me meet him irl or let me suck off other men until he's ready to meet me?
Just suck me off bby.
suck your own cock in the meantime
>>27376294
Show me your penis and I'll decide if I want it or not.
>>27376301
Pretty good idea but I'm not that flexible
