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Any of you fags take this shit? What will this do to me? I'm on 300 mgs of this crap.
Make you want to quit smoking.
50% chance of working according to studies
placebo was like 40
so yeah, if your chemistry is right for it it will work.
if you ask your psychiatrist 'are we just doing trial and error here?" he will say yes
I dumped all AD's in 2014, didn't regret it at all.
I can't really tell you what bupropion was like for me because the SNRI distorted forming a clear picture of it. I do remember them feeling like caffeine pills. I snorted one one time in an immature attempt to get a stim buzz and it felt truly bizzare, like a hot and cold wave of uncomfortable stimulation washing over you after snorting hot glass into your nasal cavity.
Would you kiss the feet of a dozen niggers if it meant kissing the feet of a qt?
No
I j hikggh
What is the point of that??
Would you suck the dick of a dozen blackbros if it meant sucking the dick of a qt?
/pol/ack here. why is this board so fucking autistic? every fucked up thing on 4chan comes from r9k. why?
>pic unrelated
seriously? is this a rhetoric question? fuck off back to your shitty board
cuz da j00s
now fuck off back to your containment board and leave us to ours
>>27381594
who the hell is she and why is she so popular?
for that matter who is >>27381644 and why is he such an insufferable liberal?
who is the robot musician and why is it bob dylan
>millionaire
>robot
>>27381418
Nigger you are fucking high
Get out
>lyrics
>vocals
Immediately discounted.
any of you fags use melatonin? does it work? how do you use it?
I'm about to leave my room for the first time in a week, to get a bottle at the local Shoppers Drug Mart
If I take 10 of those will I die?
works for normie problems, its the same with vitamin d.
>>27381381
Whenever I take heavy doses, I tend to hallucinate and have very bizarre dreams.
robots, which race has the ugliest girls?
Abos
/thread
now fuck off
>>27381242
Probably a tie between blacks and Indians.
Americans make some pretty fat ugly girls, but that isn't a race. I would have to say Thai girls. They have cute faces but gross nipples and pussies.
Hello fellow Robots. I need some help finding quality fap material that caters to my fetish. This is /not/ a request thread, I just want to know if anybody has seen any videos featuring my fetish before. Let me explain.
I am sexually attracted to allergic reactions, mainly sneezing. I don't know when I developed this fetish, it seems to have been in my subconscious for a while, but lately it's been getting hard to ignore.
Since we're in the first big pollen-dump of Spring, everyone's been walking around with red itchy eyes and runny noses, and it's become more and more difficult to hide my erections. Once, a girl made that alluring breathing-in sound before a sneeze, and she sneezed nine times in a row. I nearly had an orgasm right there in the park.
I can masturbate to normalfag porn, but it's not easy. If I don't sneeze at the very end, I can't even manage to cum anymore. I don't have any allergies at all, so it's nearly impossible for me to please myself.
I don't think any Stacies would be into my fetish, so I've been searching for porn that caters to me. Now that I live alone, I finally have the time to search for it, but my results have been disappointing. If you know of any videos or websites that feature sneezing and allergy-related sex, please let me know.
My greatest personal fantasy is for a 10/10 Filipino woman to sneeze into my asshole while giving me a reach around.
Any advice would be greatly appreciated
Also, I don't mind if the porn isn't straight. It's the act of sneezing that matters, not the person who sneezes.
>>27381058
What the fuck man
>tfw no origami
>>27381592
Wow, rude.
Whenever people talk about traps and literal shit-tier fetishes, everyone laughs it up, but when I talk about my fetish I get WTF messages and kicked out of my house.
>hates traditional gender constructs that keep you down
>recognizes that marriage is a trap and respects your individuality
>doesn't expect you to be a provider and probably claims welfare herself
>defies gender roles and is a little bit masculine, so she will take the lead so you don't have to
>looks past shallow things like looks because she recognizes that it's all social constructs
Why aren't you dating a feminist?
Why aren't you part of the feminist community?
All those traditional women will ignore you and hate you for your perceived effeminacy.
Traditional men (i.e. the hypermasculine "chad") only look down on you and feed you suspiciously right-wing platitudes like "b urself" or "pull urself up by ur bootstraps"
It's time to make a choice. I you really going to throw away you chance at happiness because of internet politics?
I hate feminists on the internet, but a huge majority of my female friends are feminists. Feminists tend to have personality traits I desire in friends.
Are you stupid?
>hates traditional gender constructs that keep you down
Gender roles are neat. I like feeling like a man, you faggot.
>recognizes that marriage is a trap and respects your individuality
AKA will cuck you
>doesn't expect you to be a provider and probably claims welfare herself
AKA will be a lazy piece of shit
>defies gender roles and is a little bit masculine, so she will take the lead so you don't have to
AKA will be bitchy and abusive
>looks past shallow things like looks because she recognizes that it's all social constructs
AKA will cuck you
Dating a walking talking red flag? No thanks.
>>27381052
See this is where you're wrong, feminists go on and on about how men shouldn't have to follow gender roles etc. but when it comes down to it none of them want to date betas, they still want assertive Chads. They still expect us to pay for dates, they still expect us to the initial approach and asking for a date and all that.
see pic related for one example
There's also Beyonce, who talks about how women's rights and all that nonsense but is married to Jay-Z, a man who refers to women as "bitches" in many of his songs.
anyone else here know this feel?
>>27381040
reddit be like
>>27381040
>brilliant
ok kiddo
>>27381040
>using the forced and outdated scumbag hat meme to say you're "smart but lazy"
No, I don't know that feel anon.
U ever came inside a vagina without a condor?
cum on face L I T E R A L L Y no condor ty craig
anyone who says yes doesn't belong here
enjoy your std from that yeast infected bacteria hole
Femanons, serious question that has been bugging me for a while.
Do you really prefer black men to white men?
I actually get scared about this idea. It causes me to mistrust a lot of white women I'm close to.
>>27380669
I think what you're saying is
>tfw no femanon gf to spit in my mouth
>>27380739
i like your idea my friend.
>>27380669
>Do you really prefer black men to white men?
No. Stop believing internet memes.
Wagies report in!
Age
Job Title/Company
Duration of employment
Hourly Pay
Hours per week
Bank Balance
Plans for the future?
>25
>Subway Sandwich Artist
>A little over 1 year
>Min Wage (11.25 CAD)
>25-35
>~CAD 2,000
>Going back to CC this fall term
25
Nurse Practioner
3 month assignments
84.60
40
all in savings but (220k)
buy a house and a lambo
>>27380631
Bullshit son, how do you have 220k in savings at 25 as a nurse who would be a band 4c at most
22
Bike Mechanic
3 years
12 USD/hr
38-50 (depends on workload)
~2k USD
Hunting for a new apartment at the moment.
Eventually want to open my own bike shop/cafe.
>tfw pipedreams
Teenage lewd experiences, this is like my favourite topic.
>14
>Walk home with my two friends after school every day
>They're both female
>Every day we stop at the bus stop and wait for the bus
>I like one of the girls
>Pretty sure she liked me
>One day she sits on my lap
>There's literally a hundred metres at least of wall to sit on
>She chooses to sit on my lap though
>Don't complain, it's warm
>This carries on for a few weeks
>Most of the time I end up shuffling her up closer to me, because all the weight further down on my legs causes my legs to dig into the edge of the wall and it hurts
>One day ask her to back up a bit
>Other friend says "He just wants you to sit on his dick"
>Silence
>She said the thing all of us were thinking for the past few weeks
>Never happened again
>no qt to sit on my dick again
>>27380469
>14
>In maths class sitting near the back in my seat
>sit next to a girl with huge tits
>she was like an E at 14 or something crazy
>I basically spent my time staring at her tits or at this girl with a great arse sat infront of me since the work was easy
>one day had a genius idea
>"dropped" my pen
>lean over to get it and "accidentally" rest my head on her tits for a few seconds whilst I grab it.
>I basically do this every other day for a while
>eventually she catches on
>tells me she knows what im doing and why
>feel like im screwed
>she says I can just feel them if I want, if it makes me stop doing that
>I get to grab some huge tits in the middle of class for a few seconds
>we never spoke about it again
>did other things, another story
>>27380497
Two minor stories involving the girl from this story
>15
>Sitting on a table alone with her
>Waiting for other friends to show up
>Usually sit in a big group
>She mentions something that was happening in the hall at the time
>Asks me to come with as she checks it out
>Jokingly get up and say "Anything for you babe"
>Slap her on the arse
>Imagined she'd freak about it
>She didn't
>Squeeze the butt
>She giggles and tells me to stop
>Walk to the hall with a huge hard-on and try to tuck it up my trousers as I walk hoping she didn't notice
>16
>History
>Sat on a table alone with her
>Start rubbing her leg absent mindedly
>She tells me firmly to stop
>Start it again like 10 minutes later
>Doesn't tell me to stop
>I carry on, moving my hand further up her leg
>Slip on past the leg and to her arse
>Squeezing her arse
>Stroking her thighs
>She moved my hand away when I tried to slip it down her pants though
>Still manage to get all my work done faster than her too
Nothing ever came from all this with herShe was sorta crazy and probably just wanted attention all these times, still. Fond memories
>>27380469
Another story involving the same girl from the OP
>15
>Dating her now
>Over at her house watching some film, don't remember what it was, probably a dumb romcom
>We're both sat on the same one person seat
>She's sat on my lap
>I keep groping her tits and stroking her legs
>She's semi-grinding me
>I should mention by now that we weren't home alone, I think either her dad or mother was also home but in another room
>Kept checking up on us
>One time really close to cumming from all this
>End up ejaculating in my pants just as the door opens
>Her dad didn't notice
>She didn't notice
>Got away clean (In a metaphorical sense)She was great honestly, I very much miss the silly teenage relationship even though it ended badly
Can someone, honestly tell me, what is actually wrong with sharing your wife?
No meme responses please
lel what a cuck desu
leftover cells from previous inceptions leading to immune system reactions that create a hostile environment for your genetic lineage.
Absolutely nothing if the guy fucking your wife is black
>dad found the Fuck Master Pro 5000
>>27380380
>cousin found the poop uniform
>>27380380
>not sharing your Fuck Master Pro 6000 with your dad
what century is this
what planet am i on
am i even awake right now
>>27380380
>son, you realise the 6000 S has been out since feb right?
