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I feel nothing. What is this? I feel like I've been here before. I just want to fall asleep then fade away.
How do I rid myself of this apathetic nothingness? Should I want to?
>>27383084
You have been affected by the great maternal being Nyx. The Avatar of Nyx shall arrive and save you from this, only if you accept the eventual arrival of Nyx as the only salvation from your apathy.
>>27383921
Looks creepy af Tbh
>>27383084
Fill it hopeful apathetic nothingness
You can look at it as completely empty or... completely empty
But complete emptiness has its pros and cons, r-right?
>spend an hour thinking of how to word my OP
>it falls to page 10 in minutes
>keeps happening until I just avoid posting and lurk miserably
Why do I always have to be the "that guy", wherever I go?
>>27383079
Aw, anon.
This made me feel.
>>27383255
Why did I have to be made this way?
>>27383309
It's ok, being able to post successful threads on 4chan doesn't determine your worth.
Suicide is impossible.
No really, it's mathematically impossible.
Heard of "many-worlds theory of quantum mechanics"?
Heard of the "quantum suicide trick"?
tl;dr: you can only observe being alive.
> pic related: mfw
Suicide might be called heuristically impossible. Spinoza basically says that:
>The mind cannot contradict the body because it's purpose is perpetuation of the body.
>Only external causation can cause the mind to become contradictory to the body.
>Preservation is the most basic of psychological functions. Everything is an extension of this.
With external motivation the mind can't be contradictory to the body. Whether these motivations are mental illness or just you're a baby that doesn't want to keep living doesn't matter.
In order to actually commit suicide you have to essentially be dead first. In order to have the capacity to carry out suicide you would have to have essentially died already.
After this the physical circumstances of your death aren't relevant. Dying by your own hand is no different than getting crushed by an 18 wheeler. You were already dead.
>>27384143
Spinoza is wrong. Example: a Downie.
Mr. Retardbaby is a genetic abortion. Its mind, such as it is, has no purpose.
>>27382944
>Heard of "many-worlds theory of quantum mechanics"?
theory
>One chance at life
>born dumb as a bag of oreos
>bag of oreos
I bet you dip your bags of Oreos in bags of milk you Damn yankee!
>>27382910
>Be oreo
>Get dunked
Why are traps getting more popular in literally all boards?
>physically attractive
>not mentally retarded
what's not to like about traps?
More people are being exposed to them
>>27382828
Can you mentally ill faggots fuck off back to /lgbt/ or /b/
or better yet
>>>/trash/
Guys, I don't know what to do. I asked a girl for her phone number and this is the first time I've ever gotten one from a female. That being said I don't know if she's playing me.
Pic related, girl is on the left. Obviously I can't compare to a world musician but I got her number.
The number is 262@720@1744 (avoiding spam filter sorry) someone please help me because I'm going to kill myself if this doesn't work out.
She's ugly as fuck.
You best just blow yer brains out kiddo
>>27382692
Lets check this bitch out
DO IT FAGGOT. DO IT. DO IT. D O I T.
Has anyone here read Hunter S Thompson's book on the Hell's Angels?
Whenever I read Trump posts here I can't help but feel like history is repeating itself. We're the Hell's Angels and the SJWs are the hippies. We vote for the Republican candidate who wants to wipe us from the face of the Earth even though the Democratic candidate would largely act in our self-interest. Why? Because we refuse to identify in any way with those damned SJW cucks.
Remember, America won't be great again until all of us on /r9k/ are gone.
>>27382624
>would largely act in our self-interest
KEK, fuck out of here faggot
people think Trump is some Randian survival of the fittest ubermench but he has no problem with welfare and even said he would improve obamacare
>>27382665
I agree this was a very embarrassing moment for Bernie and, worse, might point to some of his underlying nonsensical SJW BS.
But that's part of my point. Certainly the democrats of Hunter S's time were going to pander to some hippie ideology that was incompatible with the views of the Hell's Angels. Doesn't mean the Democrats wouldn't act more in the interest of the Hell's Angels than the Republicans would though.
Will you guys please say a little prayer for me tonight?
I'm going to do it. just for you.
>>27382418
Yes. Hang in there anon.
>>27382418
Yes anon, i will raise my wine glass for you
>fap 14 time in 1hours
>still no heart attack
at least i tried..
>>27382391
>cartoon girl
>photorealistic jizz
I wonder if the artist came on the picture or is really dedicated to painting semen
>>27382391
>not fapping to better tastes
gotcha covered familia
http://exhentai.org/g/912339/155018eac7/
>>27382569
that's pretty good shit
Why do you like traps anon? Tell the truth.
>>27382348
Why trannies have cocks so big while I only have a 5 incher? Doesn't trannies want to literally have no cock at all? Is this God trolling everyone?
>>27382408
It has something to do with the release of hormones in the womb, there's a biological reason, I just can't remember what it is
>>27382348
The kind of trap in your picture grosses me out.
>go snooping on mother's laptop when she's gone
>find myname.html
>too scared to open it
You should open it, Anon. Who knows what she wrote in it. Maybe it consists of embarrassing things you've done over the past few years.
Copy it to a flash drive and look at it on your computer desu, it could be something jaw dropping
>>27382226
OPEN IT FAGGOT
also post a pic of screen for proof
>hey big brother, soo.... like are you a virgin?
>hey big brother
how clunky and expository
so..... Are like litterally in the 70's?
>>27382107
Heheh not after tonight
*teleports behind her*
Pshh nothing personell, sis
*unzip dick*
>Go to sleep to the sounds of my roommates yelling and throwing shit
>wake up to the sounds of them fucking
Why can't I just be dead already?
>>27382091
Why couldn't Alex Smith just git gud when he played with the 49ers?
He was doing a pretty good job before his concussion in that wierd rams game.
Why didn't you join them? You missed out.
What keeps you going, robots?
Running out of fucking reasons here.
>>27382002
-My mom
-My career plan
-All the things I haven't learned and done yet
Live for yourself. You are the best reason to live! You have only yourself to live for!
Daydreaming
Tell me a story in 6 words, robots.
Winner gets 10 GBP
Woke up, watched Oz, now here.
OP was a giant fucking faggot.
big black cocks, white boy pussy
