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Psssst hey, hey, you, the unvirgin. If you want to post here, you have to take a robot's virginity. That's the rule.
Alright. Open your ass
>>27393134
>Been shitposting on this board for years.
>No one took OP or my own virginity.
Feels bad famalamsamsam
>>27393146
T-thank you Chad.
who /cereal lover/ here?
>nearly all i eat is cereal
>grocery list is $20/wk
>3 boxes of various Kroger brand cereals for $2 a pop
>gallon of milk, then another gallon of milk later in the week
>16 bananas
>sometimes blueberries depending on if they're on sale
feels good man
>>27392934
>grocery list is $20/wk
I like that 20 dollars part. How's your health? Super skelly?You shitting right?
Relieved I'm not the only one
It's man's greatest achievement, super convenient also delicious
>>27392950
Super skeleton mode. I shit, I feel like shitting right now actually.
>>27392998
There are so many different variations it's incredible. The trick, however, is to not buy the national brands. Most of it is less healthy and overpriced. My favorite has to be the classic yet delicious honey oats with chopped bananas and a small teaspoon of dazzled sugar.
If I roll dubs today is the day
If not I'm going back to sleep
Yeah fuck you I'm doing it anyway
>>27392939
Dont do it anon-kun :[
Lets talk
>>27393120
I'm tired of meat flaps and click clacks and hearing sonic vibrations and silly arrangements of pixels and thinking they mean something
WHAT IS THERE TO TALK ABOUT?I'm not going to do it. I'm just getting the ITCH and I want to SCRATCH so bad but fucking OTHER PEOPLE can't FUCKING LET ME GOIt's maddening because on one hand I'm lucky as fuck but on the other it's like, come on dude. Why? Why?
>crave some pork ribs
>decide to emerge from my robot cave for the first time in a week
>go to a cheap restaurant that does BBQ
>order spare ribs
>as I gorge on my pork, notice bits of meat stuck between teeth
>can't pick it out with fingers or tongue
>this triggers my autism and can no longer enjoy my meal
>have ingenious idea of making dental floss with my hair
>head hair is too thin
>reach into my breifs and pluck out a nice thick pube, fresh from my crotch
>manage to floss the meat out of my teeth, another great success for autists everywhere
>colour drains from my face as I lock eyes with a qt waitress who witnessed the entire deed
>she quickly looks away and walks back into the kitchen
>walk of shame to the counter and quickly pay for the meal
>wrap the rest of the ribs in tissue and pocket them
>leave and never look back
I think I should just end it now lads
Its too late for you now anon, time for a pube-rope noose
>wrap the rest of the ribs in tissue and pocket them
napoleon dynamite
Wewlad @ ur life
Post your favorite comfy games. Pic related is one of mine. Oblivion is also pretty comfy too.
definitely terraria
>>27392796
What game is that, my ham? Some kinda Harvest Moon?
>>27392847
It's called Stardew Valley, and it's basically an indie Harvest Moon, but WAY better.
whats robots' opinion of him?
He's the hero this world doesn't deserve
>>27392665
I watch his livestreams on jewtube often, he told us why he raised a prices he's a matyr that the jewful pharma companies fear.
If based Trump is elected Martin needs to be pardoned of all crimes and put into the Government.
>>27392774
too bad martin is a sanders cuck
ASMR is a meme, right?
NOBODY CAN ENJOY THIS WHISPERING FUCKTARDS! I GET SO FUCKING ANGRY! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Nope. I experience it. I also fantasize about bumping into my ASMR waifu at the grocery store, asking her out on a date, getting married, and having children with her. She'll go "sksksksksk" in their ears so they can sleep at night.
Why are you angry anon?
ASMR is definitely real. I got it before there was a term for it. I remember my city's electric utilities phone line had a prerecorded message that played before the automated menu, and it was a relaxing as mother fuck black man's voice. I used to call it just to listen to the recording. Also had some teachers who would numb my brain with their relaxing speech patterns.
I spend my days amassing an archive of my favorite ASMR vids, because haters and creepers inevitably harass creators so much they delete their channels so I need to save them preemptively. I have quite a collection of rare vids, e.g. ASMR made by children, am willing to trade.
Only sensitive, low test "men" watch that shit.
Is there a God, /r9k/? Do you believe in an afterlife?
>>27392583
Yea
And yea
I'm a christian so yeah
>>27392583
Yes of course. People actually think atheism is rational.. in 2016..
>bachelor's thesis due in 4 weeks
>have to code an application for Android
>haven't even started
what are you fucking around on 4chan for?
Code a 4chan app. Give us one not bogged down with ads.
is the emphasis on programming or what you actually make? Basic4Android will save you a lot of time
Free time general. Only for NEETs!!
What do you NEETs do in your free time? I have nothing to do, besides working out (4 times a week) so I am struggling a lot. Need some advice.
I don't enjoy video games, movies, anime, interacting with other people.
>>27392509
Become a writer or a musician.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4btem1t2vTg
>>27392526
I have nothing to write out and I am too anxious/paranoid to be loud. I am afraid people might hear me.
>>27392446
I called the cops on some freshmen in college who were smoking their marijuana bongs on the running track by my apartment when I was jogging around 8 pm one night
you did the right thing clearing up your community from those bums
>>27392446
if it is illegal in your state, yes
>>27392446
>>27392485
If they weren't bothering u m80s u should've just left them alone imo
Pretty sure you're being sarcastic. If not, then you're a goddamn degenerate snitch. Victimless crimes are nothing more than government oppression.
We all miss him.
Right?
>>27392330
definitely
shame his dad found us out and called the news
What's this?
originaloriginal
>>27392330
RIP Beastman angel, I'll pray for you
If approaching a person and asking them on a date is so easy and simple, why do women refuse to do it?
They don't need to do it.
>>27392318
thread/ FUCKING ORIGINAL COMMENT
>>27392293
Because women are expected to lack sexual agency or else they are a "slut." Men are expected to be in charge of sex.
fucking loser, Haircut become an allied when you are an alien
Never seen this pepe before
Is this OC?
Post your head anon
>>27392282
POST PICS FAG NOW
>mom found the penis petri
The what?
Pics plox
>roomate found the semen sucker 6000
> Uncle Joe Joe found the cock sock
