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>Don't kill yourself, things will get better.
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They will, you just have to work towards it.

If you're depressed and doing nothing but browsing /r9k/ and masturbating, of course it's not going to get better. You have to get off of your ass, lose weight, become more social and you'll feel better.
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>>27396901
>lose weight
I'm not fat
>become more social
Oh, is that all I have to do? I never considered that.
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>>27396854
Th-thanks, Koma-chan

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Carolinabots report in

Neighboring states allowed
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>>27396851
Sc here. Want to hero tb.h i cant stand this shit any longer
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>>27397115
SC is even worse than NC, you should get out of there.
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>>27397115
south carolina bot checking in

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Just popped 10 mg of Oxycodone, already starting to kick in.
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Fucking nice man, you're gotta get so fucking slightly number than before.
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>>27396799

drugs are for degenerates. real robots dont do drugs.
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I ate an edible yesterday at 10pm and I still feel it. I'm comming down but I coulden't even function last night.

Ate a quarter of pic related. I have little tollerance and it just smacked me like never before.

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>tfw your only friend is gay
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>>27396767
Have him suck your dick?
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>>27396767
End the friendship. You want to make it clear you don't put up with fags
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>>27396797
No because he is fat and unattractive.

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>have dream about having a gf and spending the day with her
>feels SO FUCKING GOOD
>wake up and realize it was a dream
>I feel a physical pain in my chest and feel worse than I ever have before

Does anyone know why dream gfs make you feel so much? I've had real girlfriends but they honestly haven't made me feel things to that instensity. Do our brains just start producing a shit load of dopamine or serotonin during the dream? I've never even felt this way about a girl in real life.
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bump

baidhxujsnakaodidbw
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>>27396654
Yep. If you know Jung then you'd know the female animus embodies what we search for. Sometimes represented as a person we know but usually as someone unknown.
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I'd wager you're just not as scared to give into someone in your dreams
I also know that feel bro

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>tfw feet dont touch the ground

Why am i this way?
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>>27396652
autism shoes
butitsoriginal
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>>27396652
WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOOOSE

original
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>>27396682
Dont mock yeezy, famalam

Would you date this girl if you knew that she had dated a black guy in the past?

Imagine, a black cock in her mouth, in between her tits, in her ass, in her pussy, dominating her body as he overpowers her during rough sex, pumping gallons of cum inside her.

Are you sexist enough to dismiss a girl just because of her past?
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>>27396610
>gallons of cum
confirmed for virgin.
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>gallons
>GALLONS
Ok cuckposter....
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>>27396610
id date her a few times to put some semen in her to offset the nigseed, then id trash her.

there is a difference between dating a girl and settling down with one, she is worth putting your dick in but she isnt worth keeping in any regard

it isnt sexist it is a matter of preference

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I haven't showered in 2016.
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>>27396522
And is that this poor blonde womens fault whom you are following?
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>>27396522
you takin baths instead?
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>>27396522
I've showered like 3-4 times this year

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How have your philosophical and political beliefs changed since you started using 4chan?

I used to be a flag-waving, gay-bashing, family-centered Republican, but after surviving /pol/ for like 2 years, my mind grew to accept realities that I hadn't before.

Now:
>anti-Semitic
>realizes that races are different
>hate the banks
>realize that there's a war between civilians and the police
>people being gay or having any other mental defect doesn't affect me
>closed borders are necessary for the benefit of a nation
>women are irrational, emotional and egocentric
>the age of consent is just a number
>your height is more important than your qualifications
>2D women are better than 3D women
>the fedora tippers were right
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I used to think that women didn't just care about looks and that a decent personality would win over some girls.
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>>27396762
I've always kinda known, but it's becoming more and more obvious.
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Bumping for input. Original comment.

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Only people who haven't left their houses for more than 3 days are allowed to post. Normies need not apply.
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So apprently /r9k/ is full to the brim with normos.No one`s replying.Also I`m sort of a hiki.Left my house today,to go get groceries,but I stayed in there for about two weeks before that.
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You're not a true hikki unless you're japanese
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That guy is pretty handsome.
I'd understand that if you're ugly in Japan (or any other part of the world) you're pretty much hopeless.
But being a handsome guy like this and not able to pull pussy?? c'mon.

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Robot Hypocrisy #1:

Its okay to mock a women for having a prominent labia but not a man for having a teeny cock.

You literally can't defend this reasoning. As a femanon with a "roastie" you would all be desperate to suck, pls FUCK OFF.
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post your roastie beef curtains and I'll allow women to laugh at small penises
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>>27396414
I'm not desperate though, I take what I get when it comes around
Your point is invalid
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>>27396414
Woman Hypocrisy #1:

>It's okay to mock men for being short, but it's not okay to mock women for being fat

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>tfw living in an area area with a population of 79% percent non whites

JUST
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>not seeding all the black qts and making the world a little lighter
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Lol, stormweenie can't take reality.

White people can't compete with hispanic birth rates.

We will outpopulate you, given time.

Deal with it, or like, I guess you can try and fail to start some race war.

Good luck catching us though.

Hernandez here. Light brown hair, green eyes. Fairer skin than most 'white' people.
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>>27396483

>Hispanic white here

The memes never stop :3

Why don't we all immigrate to Sweden?

>immigrants rape small girls and women all day everyday
>police turn a blind eye if an immigrant does it
>we lose our virginity
>roasties get even more BTFO

It's a win-win situation.
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>>27396328
>small girls
>roasties
get help mate
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>>27396328
because the migrants will assfuck us too
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>>27396328
But they love to get raped and murdered by immigrants. They would rather get raped in a dark alley by 100 Jamals and get stabbed and bleed to death than go on a date with us.

Anyone here own a sex doll? I can't get a gf and gave up now. Was wondering if it was worth getting one of these instead.
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>>27396287
just fuck a lubed kitchen glove or hire prostitutes
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There's no point until they can move, talk, cook, and clean.

If you are so autistic just summon a tulpa or something.
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>>27396287
If I had the money and they would allow me to customize it sure.

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help me out /r9k/ what do I say now?
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>>27396283
Tell her Adachi is the killer
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>>27396283
Tell her you yell at your mommy too
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tell her you stay up half an hour past your bedtime

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