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>Age
>Gender
>Country
>Number of people you have had sex with
>Age you lost your virginity
>Which 4chan boards do you frequently use
>Do you smoke?
>Do you drink?
>Do you use drugs?
>Job
>>27398796
>Age
19
>Gender
m
>Country
Burger
>Number of people you have had sex with
0
>Age you lost your virginity
Fuck off normie
>Which 4chan boards do you frequently use
/his/ and /vg/
>Do you smoke?
no
>Do you drink?
no
>Do you use drugs?
no
>Job
Temp job in a factory, hoping to get hired on permanently
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Denmark
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>>27398796
>>Age
22
>>Gender
Male
>>Country
Denmark
>>Number of people you have had sex with
1
>>Age you lost your virginity
I penetrated but went limp before cumming, is it still valid?
>>Which 4chan boards do you frequently use
/g/, /r9k, /v/ & /vg/
>>Do you smoke?
Nope
>>Do you drink?
Yup
>>Do you use drugs?
SSRIs and Benzos
>>Job
NEET hoping to start some school stuff.
>lets have a baby anon!
Is reproduction the most selfish act commited by man? You are literally forcing the birth of someone against their will who may or may not grow up to be what you mold them to be.
then do the right thing and kill yourself.
Lol, the jews really have you by the balls huh?
Go ahead and remain a childless fucking loser for the rest of your life while 3rd world Mudslimes breed like rabbits and overtake Western birth rates. You are fucking pathetic. Then again it's not like anyone here had any chance of ever reproducing in the first place, so I suppose your "choice" not to have children is irrelevant.
I'd love to make a child that I could love, care for, and protect. But I can't even do those things for myself, let alone a wife or child.
Plus I'd be afraid that my child would have all of my mental issues. This whole biological reproductive drive is obnoxious. I'll probably commit suicide soon so it hardly matters anyway.
>"You know I really like spending time with you Anon. I know you hate talking about yourself too much but even from you've told me I feel like I'm getting to know someone who I can't help but care very much about. I felt really bad for asking you the other day whether you'd ever been in love or not. I mean I figured you'd say yes but even when I was asking it I sort of realized your answer would be no. But it's a shame, really, because to me you really someone I can't imagine myself not being in love with."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm2QYhQItaU ]
>"You're so goofy Anon. You know that? Around other people you're so quiet and serious, I bet they wouldn't believe me if I told them what you're like around me. No, I'm not complaining. You make me laugh. As strange as you are you really do make me laugh. I mean half the time I can't even tell if you're joking, but I guess that just makes it even more hilarious."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YTgwY1Ld5s ]
>"Please, please, please anon..... I swear i'm not a whore. I'm not a slut anon!! please stop saying that. It's mean and it's hurting my feelings. That was my past anon.. can't you forgive me? Don't I deserve a second change? Anon please. I really do love you, it's true. I love you so much.. i'm sorry..."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mS8xDo-qM8w ]
>>27398667
She's fucking ugly and has the most punchable face I've ever seen, you just now she's a psycho piece of filth just by looking at her ugly fish face with her recessed chin and crazed eyes that bulge out in an ugly way
>>27399052
Don't know sho she is, looks ok I guess, 7/10
>>27399136
Really, really beautiful but I don't get the betabucks who actually buy her things, what the fuck.
If you had to maximize only one of your character attributes, which would it be and why? Remember, if you choose something like strength, all your other attributes would remain their average selves, you would not somehow automatically become exceptionally ugly or charismatic.
For me, I would choose endurance, because that is the attribute with the most life applications. How about you?
Coordination
>Paint fine art and do a backflip
Intelligence. Then I can get into biotechnology, cybernetics, and nanotechnology to raise everything else.
Probably focus
You are only allowed to post in this thread if you have at least as cringy hobbies as me:
>making your tea from wild herbs
>dumbsterdiving
>vaping
I know I'm disgusting person but when the "I want to fucking end myself" facade stopped and it was replaced with hardon apathy and nihilism I don't even care anymore. Altough I'm pretty sure this whole thread I'm making is just a fucking way to attentionwhore so I'm not sure even if I care or not anymore.
tl;dr I'm better than you.
>>27398490
>dumbsterdiving
I want to get into this, how do I start?
Your obvious superiority is making me horny
Wanna kiss?
>collecting marching band vinyl albums
>collecting rare talk radio programs from the 1980s
>darts
I offered my oneitis $500 to see Zootopia with me.This is my 4th time seeing it.
>>27398424
Do they hook up in the movie?
>>27398424
hwat??
is this a joke?
That's a standard rate op.
>B.B...BB UT I HAVE TO SLAVE AWAY FOR A SIGNIFICANT PART OF MY LIFE TO CONTRIBUTE TO SOCIETY SO I CAN MAKE MY PARENTS PROUD OF ME!
Wagecucks say the funniest things.
>>27398380
some of us don't want to spend the rest of our lives living with parents
How about trying to grow as a human being and take on some responsibility?
>>27398451
>implying my parents don't fund a lavish home for me
kek, stay poor
>>27398380
Both of my parents died and the rest of my family has been out of touch for a long time.
I'm not disabled so the amount of government care I get is too small to live on.
What do you suggest I do, oh NEET?
The only thing I want in life is for someone to legitimately want me and care about me.
How do I get this?
Become someone worth wanting.
just b urself
originalxcfxghb
>>27398370
you don't. unless you do a full 180 and pretend to be someone you're not, completely ignoring and denying who you actually are.
Who /massiveporncollection/ here?
>>27398314
I don't buy porn fampai. Bangbros login?
who /watchesmorepornthanfaps/ here?
>>27398314
>mfw I have a separate 500 GB drive for pornos that is also fully encrypted in case I unexpectedly die
>tfw I don't want to have pornos on any other of my drives coz I'm autistic and I constantly have to delete some scenes to download new ones
>also every scene is at least 1080p if available, or lately 4K because they look so fucking sharp even on a 1080p display
It's friday and you're on here.
>why?
everyone else is out having fun, spending money, hanging out with friends, don't you wanna be like them?
>tfw none of your normie friends txt/call you back so u know you're just gonna play vidya alone as always
>>27398312
>everyone else is out having fun
What they do isn't enjoyable for me.
>spending money
No thanks, I'll keep it.
>hanging out with friends
I can count them with my fingers. They don't do that kind of stuff anyway.
>don't you wanna be like them?
No, and they don't want to be like me either.
>>27398454
what isn't enjoyable to you? drinking and being out n about?
money is ehhh , if u work hard i'd say play hard imho senpai
i don't even know if i can count them on my hands. I have a good amount but I have a high disdain for them.
that is true. but don't you wanna be normal and happy?
I wish I can be back to my normal happy self. I miss him
>>27398312
>>27398632
Going out and partaking the meme that is "having fun" which has been shoved down mindless idiots throats for years, go into a crowded noisy and unnecessarily dark place with music nobody likes, and intoxicating myself willingly, i honestly can't understand how people do that shit.
It's out of this world what people consider "a good time"
How much weed can I get with 140 bucks? I live in new england
I could get you a half oz for that
>>27398129
This. You want a half oz with that. Ideally 130 or less. If it's particularly dank you could pay as much as 160 but that's my absolute limit, and it has to be the best of the best. Any more and you're the "25/g for Oregano" guy.
>>27398243
Is 160 for a half O of good but not fire stuff okay?
Look at these levels of delusion
Pic related
What should I say
Crush her self esteem but make it remain humourous.
"I'd say around 5 with makeup, maybe 5.5 lol"
"Without makeup is a whole different story"
"Being a little generous are we....."
Or
"Maybe that's a little bit.... High....."
Lmao she isn't even a 5 with makeup
I'm about to go full vegetarian. No meat, eggs or Dairy, what can I expect?
expect to tell everyone you are vegetarian within 15 seconds of meeting
>>27397895
people asking you why every time you say so
You'll probably feel tired and crave meat a lot if you've never done this before. Unless you know what supplements to take going vegan isn't really a good idea. You need calcium and shit anon.
>Be 5'11
>Come from bad parts of Chicago IL.
>Mixed with Puerto Rican, and German
>Blue eyes, tan skin and brown dark hair
>Live with my parents at the time, only 16
>One night its worse than others, my dad starts bitching about me not getting a job
>I get angry and yell at him back since he can't support my family
>"Why don't you get a job and not sit at your computer all fucking day you fat fuck!"
>tfw5'7and150lbs
>"Why don't you learn how to support your own family you lazy fuck!"
>he rushes at me, swings at me with full force and fucking hits me
>he's pinning me to the wall, all I smell is liquor
>I'm tired of this cunt fucking bitching at me and not ever parenting me and my siblings
>alliseeisred.jpg
>Push him off with all my strength and swing my right fist straight towards his face
>hear a "SNAP" then swing my left fist into his nose
>continue to jab at his face until he is on the floor and just start stomping him
>mom runs in and screams, big brother comes in and holds me back screaming "Calm down!"
>dad gets up and spits in my face and tells me to get out
>pack my shit innto my backpack and call my cousin to pick me up
>luckily my cousin is 18 and has his own place in a better neighborhood
>Get driven to my cousins house that night
>"Where do I sleep?"
>"My room, I'll sleep on the couch"
>we then argue over who's gonna sleep in their rooms and my cousin finally says
>"I just saved you from your dad, be happy I'm fucking letting you stay here and please just for me sleep in my bed."
>Fall asleep in his bed
>Live in his house for a entire year
>Throughout that year its been either partying with his college buddies, and drinking, smoking too
>I found a girlfriend
>Nice blonde French qt
>A solid 8/10
>We lay up at night just talkinng to each other
>Eventually get laid
>My mom calls me eventually telling me my father and the rest of my family wants me back
>Tell her to fuck off for not calling me until now
Cont...
cont? original...
>>27397771
>Hang up my my mother, angry asf
>Have to get to bed, tell my girlfriend goodnight and fall asleep
>Wake up the next day, cousin walks into my room and tells me that my dad attempted to commit suicide a couple minutes ago
>thisfuckingguy
>Call my mom and talk to her asking her about my dad
>"Why would you care? You don't even fucking care about him. You can't even get a job."
>"When I see him in the hospital I'm pulling the plug."
>hang up on her
>A next year goes by of just fucking around and eventually my gf wants to get married with me
>too young
>she understands and is fine with it
>She gets a job at Starbucks
>She has some Jamaican guy named Ibrahim as a co-worker
>Ibrahim was from the same neighborhood that I was from but moved to Naperville then to the area we are in currently after two years
>She starts calling me alot later than usual, sometimes even at 3:00 at night
>Argue with her, telling her whats up with her and Ibrahim
>She gets pissy and tells me to fuck off
>Literally want to spit in her cunt face
>Constantly calling me late now, and getting dropped off at her house by Ibrahim
>One night she says she's gonna come by my house
>.She calls me and says I'm at your front door
>Open it, see her and she hugs me
>as I take my focus off of her I see fucking Ibrahims shitty SUV at my front of the garage
>Go ape shot
>Bring her in and start yelling
>The fuck is wrong with you? You dumb cunt!
>"Still pissed about me hanging out with my guy friend?"
>"No fucking shit"
>"You know what? I'm done with your shit, Ibrahim feels much better anyways"
>"Wh- I SWEAR TO GOD"
>holy backhand her fucking face until she feels the holy ghost
>throw her out my house
>she faceplants onto the fucking cement
>run to my room crying, cousin isn't home so he doesn't know shit
>roll a nice fat blunt and smoke it while going through me and my ex's convo
>see one message saying
>"Yeah, come to Starbucks. Me and Ibrahim are talking atm swing through"
Cont...
>>27397985
>Next morning
>Cousin wakes me up after nearly burning myself on fucking fire because the blunt was still lit
>Look at my phone and find 6 new messages
>Its from some random guy named "IB Wallace"
>Open the chat and my fucking heart drops to my stomach
>Pictures of my gf having cum on her face and tits
>crying hard asf
>cousin comes in and sees the messages
>He goes ape shit
>I run out and tell him to get his car
>Drives me to the starbucks they work at
>Run in and see some white kid up at the desk
>"WHERES IBRAHIM"
>In the back..
>Jump over the counter and walk into the back
>Look around for a bit, he isn't there
>Walk out and walk into the mens bathrooms
>See Ibrahim washing his hands
>Run over to him, grabbing his neck and slamming his big peanut nigger head into the glass mirror
>Reapetedly do this until he finally stops me
>I pick him up and slam him onto his neck
>Kick and stomp his face
>Run out quickly and tell my cousin to drive home
>Couple hours later I get messages to my phone
>Its my gf
>"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU FUCK?"
>"YOU DISLOCATED HIS JAW, BROKE HIS ARM AND LITERALLY BROKE HIS FUCKING NOSE"
>"YOUR FUCKED"
>"Shut up and go spread your STD's to other niggers"
>block and remove her
>year goes by once again
>The relationship between me and my cousin has been more and more distant
>He's constantly at the hospital now
>Comes home one day crying his eyes out
>"Whats wrong?"
>"Doesn't speak but continues to cry
>He finally looks up at me and tells me his reports came back and that he has leukemia
>heart drops
>All day and night its just complete silence
>My cousin tells his parents and they just cry the entire time too
>Next day the entire family visits him
>Only one that doesn't are my mom and my siblings
>Knew my dad wouldn't
>Couple months go by
Cont...
How skinny is too skinny robots?
5'9 here, pic related
>>27397533
Too skinny to do what? I'm the same height and weigh like 110-120 and still manage to have a gf. I'm guessing that's what you're asking since this board has a propensity ro make wverything about women
very original bump
also
>113 pounds
>>27397742
pretty much this
i get comments from girls like "no one should be that skinny" i knew i was thin but don't think i look anorexic
