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THERE WAS LEFTOVER CAKE IN THE FRIDGE YIPPEE!!!
>>27283086
Can I have some cake?
>>27283086
holy shiit that rabbit is cute
>>27283086
*insert portal cake joke here*
post another rabbit
>tfw common cold
>heavy coughing and swollen sinus
Damn, I can't get comfy like this.
I'm still going through a stomach bug from 3 days ago. Feels bad desu.
>>27282992
Colds are the best time to get comfy.
>pop some night time cold pills
>drink hot toddies
>curl up in a thick blanket while the alcohol, dextromethorphan, and doxylamine succinate kick in
>sleep it off
Guaranteed to stop the cold in a single day, works for me and everyone I tell who does exactly this.
>>27283568
>3 days
You likely have something stronger and worse than your typical norovirus, and you ought to see a doctor about it.
Pic related is the average asian american woman on a sunday night.
>Westernized Asians
Just as bad as white devils.
>>27282956
I'm gonna need some sauce for that pic, anon.
>>27283190
http://www.evilangel.com/en/video/Wet-Food-07-Scene-03/79431
dunno, you should be able to find a torrent of it if you type in the movie name on google
Sup robots, I shaved my buttcrack for the first time in 22 years and now my farts feel smoother coming out. Why is this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-TFYPXPQjM
this is a good song
I wouldn't recommand shaving it though. If you start sweating there which you do alot its gonna hurt and itch and everytime you walk you are gonna feel it since your butcheeks rub into eachother.
I use hair removal creme. I did this yesterday, so a bit of a coincidence.
I feel it works best, very easy and you feel so clean. Funny thing is if you fart that its so loud haha you hear prrrrrrrrt but thats because you dont have hair dampening anymore. So you can clearly hear your butcheeks flap to eachother when you pass gas
But yeah I would recommand using hair removal creme. For hygenic reasons. I once had an ingrown buthair which I had to get removed in the hospital. Shit sucked. So doctor said use hair removal creme so this wont happen in the future and now I use this.
Fun thing is if you use it for a while you hardly get any hair there and if you get hair its very soft.
So yeah I recommand using it
>>27283135
> not shaving all the time once you're 18
Once I started, I couldn't go back. How do people even wipe after taking a shit when there's hair down there?
"Don't let the bunnies out."
>>27282732
Who is this dick duke?
>>27282756
Eric "the ungrateful midget" Lynch
Ack Ack
>tfw haven't fapped in 8 days now
I'm not even doing nofap or anything like that
I just
don't feel like fapping anymore
I don't know
somebody help please
>>27282109
Same. I'll probably do it today but the loneliness over powered the lust for the past few days
>>27282109
I have the same problem.
I'm so depressed and never really feel the urge to fap.
And whenever I do, I start fapping and then I just kinda stop and go back to doing whatever I was doing.
>tfw found my porn niche
>tfw it's extremely active and updated with hundreds of picture every day
>want to fap all the time but can't because cum hasn't been restocked yet
Should I just move out. I'm afraid I'm going to be broke and really regret it
>25
>live with parents
>have job pays $30k after taxes
>have about $20k saved up
>have a credit score that is 700+
What's stopping me? I might even be able to snag a job that pays more in a few months. Everytime I bring it up to my parents they just say "don't do it, you'll be broke."
God damn I hate this. Comfort of no bills vs freedom of living on your own, but having to pay bills.
>>27340552
Where do you live? Are roommates an option? How are your spending habits? I think your parents are just saying that because they don't want you to leave them. It might come from a place of concern, but I think their insecurity is preventing them from supporting you from moving out.
>>27340613
midwest, maybe have roommate options, not too bad I guess I splurge on computer stuff once in a while. I buy lunch everyday, pay for gas, have a credit card bill, netflix, amazon prime, hulu, gym membership
>>27340743
I don't know much about the midwest or what part of the midwest you're from, but how expensive would rent be for you to move out? I think the general rule of thumb is 25% of your monthly income is what you should spend on rent at most.
Would it be more economical if you saved up for a down payment on a house instead?
why do i see retards on bodybuilding forums saying that Whisky is better than vodka and gin? is it for fuckin taste? blah, who gives a damn, it all stings anyway.
fuck that, it costs like 6 bucks more for same size..wtf? i just wanna get drunk and feel good, isnt vodka or gin enough?
Vodka is master race.
Practically tasteless if mixed properly
Clear liquor so much lighter on the stomach and less of a hangover
Powerfull as all fuck
Whiskey is for if you want to look tough.
Tastes pretty good, even by itself though
But end up hungover as all hell
>>27338639
i mix vodka with orange juice master race
>>27338591
I don't care about the taste. I just want to get drunk. So I just go with gin because its the cheapest.
Admittedly, it does taste like shit. Like drinking pine needles.
Fuck these Eliza threads.
Will the mods let us have a Steam thread for adding some friends? I'm lonely...
http://steamcommunity.com/id/DeadshotCalamity
Add me up guys I just started achievement huntin' in Counter Strike Gee Ohh and I'm looking for some buddies to get the last 2 with!also erp is cool as fuck haha :p
i dont play too much other than tf2 but feel free 2 ad medont make fun of my profile plZhttp://steamcommunity.com/id/HexieLambent
>>27409298
>bronyYou have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
Assuming you'll check out by your own hand, do you see yourself making a post on /r9k/ saying farewell or no?
Why would I say goodbye to the losers on this board out of all people?
absolutely
I wish there was a way to stream from phone
>>27408182
I will never kill myself, and if I did I would never be such a faggot to bring attention to myself on this shot hole
Can loneliness kill you?
unfortunately, no
commento original
loneliness doesn't want to kill you, no; it wants to make you suffer until you wish you were dead
Loneliness kills the soul.
It's why I find ways to keep myself company.
Why has no game been able to provide users with a decent friend making environment? Everything is so focused on being competitive now. I haven't made any friends while gaming since left 4 dead.
Because that's what the normies are into. "eSports"
The friends I made on WoW 10 years ago are still my best online friends today
>>27407963
Play more mmos
Why is WM/BF, literally the perfect interracial pairing, so rare?
wite boys aint got da pipe to please mah wundaful pink
Because it's not.
>>27407897
>I know this feeling.
Ended up with a skinny,white-acting one.
Fellow chads, come post your stats. Virgins can fuck off
>24
>fucked 2 and a half chicks and kissed 6, held 3 hands
Living the Chad life
>24
>still on 4chan
kill yoself
>>27407853
>thinking you'll ever outgrow this site
>24
>fucked 3 girls
>kissed 10-15
>who the hell keeps track of holding hands
lolz I thought I was a cyborg, but it turns out I'm turbochad.
I'm hosting a party tonight but I know my brother will be telling our parents, how do I convince him not to tell?
hold a knife to his neck
How's your Beej skills?
I want Bella to suck my cock and swallow my load.
