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Is there a way to make it so the police won't notify your family after you've killed yourself?
>>27297985
Make sure to sink your body to the bottom from of the river of burn a building down with you in and hope you burn to a crisp.
leave a note somewhere saying you left the country to study abroad, secretly drown yourself in a river
>>27297985
Why an hero? Boss it out senpai
Well, I guess this is goodbye. I've always loved you guys and loved how we all seemed to understand each other, but now I have to go and never come back. I have found a beautifulg*rlfriendand she is the love of my life. Now that I'm having success with women, I can obviously no longer be a robot. Although I doubt I'd add much to any conversation, I invite you all to come and tell me to fuck off with my perfect gf while you betas fap into your dirty sock for the third time today.
Love,
An ex-faggot
>>27297964
How about you have a little more grace about your ascension instead of being a typical normalfag and shitting on those you once counted among your peers. We're all trying to get up the ladder and kicking the guy under you when you've just recently scrambled up is a douche-move.
>>27298014
Lmao you bit. I was jk though, you know I love you and I've always got your backs ;)
>>27298014
But am I allowed to stay with you guys for support or do I have to go away and never look back???
>BTFO a bunch of pathetic NEETs exposing them as the fraud liars they are
>came home to my gf just now being penetrated by a NEET wearing a plaid blanket
>run out of the room head in my hands crying
>crying as I type this
I'm fucking shaking
You should have known
>>27297936
B N C
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>>27298198
*nods*
Currently chilling in my apartment with my windows open because nice spring weather.
Car drives up and normie couple gets out.
Guy is pissed off and not yelling, but giving a stern talking to his GF.
Apparently she went to a "singles ward" which, in Utah is basically a church for single mormons.
Car doors slam and they continue to fight in the parking lot.
Even without context I can immediately tell girl is on her heels backpedaling with all her might.
Dude is calm but stern, she is freaking out.
She breaks down crying and saying she was manipulated into going or something and that it's not her fault.
Allofmywhats.jpg
Laughing my ass off to myself because I hate both mormons and normie couples, watching them suffering brings me great joy.
Her lamentations bring pleasure to an otherwise uneventful Sunday evening.
Who else has witnessed normie suffering? Let's reflect upon the one aspect wherein life has blessed us, for once, I do not know those feels.
My neighbor across the way has been fighting with her shitty boyfriend for months. Recently the fighting has gotten so loud that it travels into my apartment across the hall.
>One night here screaming coming from the hallway
>"GET OUT! GET OUT I SAID GET OUT!!"
>sum shit hittin the fan
>get up and peep out my little door hole to see my neighbor, butt fucking naked, shoving her boyfriend out into the snow.
>I saw everything. Everything. Too bad she was flat as a 8 year old boy but she was shaved and skinny so... nah it was still nothing worth seeing
>Laugh as I call the cops.
>Make popcorn to eat by my peep hole while the cops bang on her door.
>>27297662
No greentext gtfo
>>27298000
I did not feel greentext was appropriate for something that wasn't drawn from memory.
I typed this as it happened.
Does anyone else have a hard time understanding history, and political movements, because of lack of motivation? I have no motivation to do anything, so I don't understand why people throughout history cared so deeply about so many things. Like I have no idea why someone would be willing to risk their life and fight in a skirmish just over an ideal, or a religion, or some land. I don't get it.
>>27297612
Ego. You don't care about yourself so you don't care if others do.
>>27297612
I'm the same way, but I understand that back in those days, it was the only way you could possibly stay alive. If you wanted food, water, or shelter, you had to band together with other people, even if you had a shitty role. Also, people were really gullible and didn't understand every higher power is corrupt.
>>27297612
Because you have too much endless entertainment. God is dead, and you have and endless array of stimulation. Food is readily available, if you're poor you get government subsidies, if you're not poor you make just enough to get by, and if you're wealthy nothing matters.
You're satiated, so you can have people step all over your rights, you still get to go home and shitpost on the internet.
It has nothing to do with what >>27297657 said, that is just a meme phrase.
>boomers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ng3hsJ52HN0
>WAHH I CAN'T AFFORD A $700 STUDIO
Which one of you robots is this?
>>27297536
$700 a month is kind of high for a studio.
Rent is too damn high desu.
>>27297536
>le baby boomers are responsible for my failures maymay
>>>/reddit/
>>27297536
Yeah a lot of people cant afford that, so go find roommates and drop that cost down to 400. That kid in the video is making too many excuses.
Please,I beg of you,I've been lonely all my life,but sitting here tonight,I feel like I've hit my breaking point.My lifes been nothing but shit,and all I want is someone to give a shit about me.
Please,I want to kill myself.
I will be, Warszawa.97 on kik send me a message buddy
>>27297522
OP are you there?
please don't op. anon.vallhund on kik :)
should i just join the navy and fight for israel?
>at my standing I'm sure I can land a spot in japville and get in orgies with japs on the side
>i already did meps once
>right in the claws of the devil
>and managed to slither out cus technically I wasn't supposed to cus underage
>know the entire process of getting yourself cucked
>will spend some time getting a welding kit and solder myself a pull up bar and get a car axle off the junkyard for them benchpresses
>was able to meet the bare minimum last time and this was for marines senpaitachi
>maybe i'll get custom equipment at my standing
>just rev up my jap and live the weeb dream at the ultimate cost, which is fighting for israel
I've been in the navy a little over 3 years now and you probably wont be "fighting" anything
this is coming from a green side corpsman too
>>27297353
>>at my standing I'm sure I can land a spot in japville
>believing the lies of a recruiter
Where you go is completely dependent on where the military wants you nothing is guaranteed, plus you could be in Japan but not even allowed to leave the ship for months
>>27297353
>navy
>fighting
Be a real man and join the Marines.
For at least four years I've accessed this site using r9k.org.
Now that url doesn't work anymore. what the fuck.
>>27296807
the domain got fucked.. why does it matter?
>>27296938
Because now when I get on the computer I get linked to an advertisement for that domain, then have to go through 4chan.org. This board for me, and I assume many others, is kind of our homepage. I haven't accessed the main page in probably close to 7 years.
>tfw r9k is becoming less and less like r9k
I'm just waiting for the normies to be done eating up the carcass
Think I've done it, should I just stop messing around and ask her to be with me then?
>if you want to get more serious it's ok
>but if you want to stay like this it's also ok
Make up your fucking mind you stupid roastie
>>27296741
i know right man thats what confuses me
>>27296638
Invite her out somewhere, then escalate to feeling her up n shit
Whats it like being the biggest joke board on the internet r9k and how do you not kill yourselves?
I'm just here for the dank memes and rare pepes.
/k/ is my home.
because greentext stories are funny sometimes
>>27296464
>how do you not kill yourselves?
Well I will
Lets say Cubas boarders open up with america tomorrow
What would you do?
>>27296449
I'd sit in my room, make + listen to music, + watch anime
nothing changes
>>27296449
Take the first offer I get to manage the first expansion lot there.
I'd go boarding
I've never been friend zoned because I always catch onto cues. When women try to be friends, I back away. That's all you gotta do, too. Just stop the conversation when you start getting the hint that she is trying to make a "friend" out of you.
What inspired me to write this thread is a girl at work who tries to tell me about her crush. I simply say yeah, nah, etc. short answers and don't expand too much or give advice. The most important thing is to NEVER give women advice. It shows you as emotional and therefore beta.
>>27296262
>The most important thing is to NEVER give women advice. It shows you as emotional and therefore beta.
Sadly this. Women have this fucked up idea that being emotional makes you weak and therefore you're not sexually viable as a real man. But of course, they have all the rights to spit off their stupid "omg much feelings" and you MUST hear them or else you're selfish or rude or whatever. But she isn't gonna suck your dick for that. Thats not what a Chad would do.
The friend zone is not real.
It is a petty attempt by beta bitch bois to try to guilt girls into having pity sex with them because they showed human kindness.
Absolutely pathetic.
>>27296375
>and you MUST hear them
Simply acknowledge them but never tell them "everything gon be beter ok?" just say yeah, ok, etc.
I can catch onto bullshit pretty well and never pay women much attention. I don't give women much feedback like I do a man. I can talk to a man sincerely but I would never do that with a woman.
>>27296412
Just my choice of word. I don't care about the logic of friend zone or anything. I was just talking about when women make tools out of men
Dear cyborgs and failed normies,
As someone who has pulled myself out of a rut (7 years of non-meme severe depression, social paralysis and NEETdom) and becoming relatively successful, attractive to girls, very happy and motivated and disciplined to continue achieving my goals; I was thinking of writing a guide on the subject. It would include more than just the standard meme advice.
Would any of you be interested?
I'm well aware that many people have it a lot worse than I did and lots of people are just beyond help but I'm sure there's lots of you that can turn your lives around.
DO NOT: Write a "Hey guys, I'm thinking about creating this thing" post.
DO: Write a "Hey guys, I created this thing" post.
When you write the former you are taking a lazy shortcut to fulfill your ambitions. Rather than do hard work and create value, you want attention without the work. Rather than take risks and be productive, you want to have a fantasy that you had been productive and had taken risks.
Stop it.
>non-meme severe depression
yeah no, thats fine
>>27296246
yes, but tell us about your life and how you turned it around first please.
Who here has no dreams or ambitions?
I have no idea what I want out of life, except a modest income
sort of continuation from >>27293556
>>27296177
Most of my dreams are technically impossible so I don't count them
The only dream I have left is to die and not have people feel bad about it
>>27296207
Yeah, I mean I wouldn't mind a tribe of whores to fuck but that ain't gonna happen
>>27296249
That's rough anon, why do you want to die?
