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I have low functioning autism and I'm genetically stupid. I have absolutely no talent anywhere, be it physical(I've tried 10 different sports so far), social(inb4 autism) or intellectual(I suck at analytical, logical fast, or anykind of thinking). More specifically I have extremely poor muscle coordination(I tend to misstep on flat surfaces, let alone do any kind of sport), have terrible short term memory, and can't solve more than 8-9th grade math(and thats a stretch).I do the same mistake dozens of times before I learn to avoid it.
Im still 18 but i can already see I have no educational(my SAT math was 500pts, english was 580) or job prospects, let alone finding a girl due to my lack of any charisma, wit and awareness.
What should I do to make my living hell slightly more bearable? Should I continue to try, being constantly embarassed and ridiculed by everyone(including my parents) for my stupidity, or should i isolate myself into my favorite escapism?
Can other unintelligent robots tell me how you've coped with life, if you've coped at all?
>>27307560
Yeah I feel you m8, I'm 26 and it only gets worse as you get older
>tfw taking 2 more years to graduate uni after getting kicked out for failing for a year in 2012
>everyone I know has finished masters degrees or have proper careers
>tfw still working part time and going to uni like a fucking 19 year old
I feel like I'm actually fucking retarded I don't have health insurance or know how to drive, my friends are buying their first homes and know what the stock market is or are moving around for fancy jobs
>>27307647
Ahh the classic failed normie. You still have a chance to make it my dude.
>>27307560
>we're right
The Mayans WERE right...
Jesus fucking christ.
anyone here did one of these? did once was to tight, no lube, pretty shit desu
auqiaron34
>>27307210
wtf is it?
>>27307210
>no lube, pretty shit
WOW
FUCKING WOW
>age
>first name
>nationality
>occupation
>number of sexual partners
>how your heard of r9k
>why you want to an hero
>why you haven't committed an hero yet.
>where you see yourself in 5-10 years
I'll go first
>19
>Tim
>cuckifornian
>student/welder
>2
>stumbled on r9k while browsing 4chan a few years ago
>I've failed at everything I've ever set out to do and I'm horrible with women due to my smart mouth and low self-control
>my "friends" and family have no idea how close to suicide i am or they would have me locked up, and I don't want to shock them and make everyone sad
>either very very well off or very very dead. No in-between.
>>27307096
>>age 26
>>first name J
>>nationality Canadian
>>occupation student
>>number of sexual partners 4
>>how your heard of r9k few years ago, good times were had
>>why you want to an hero I don't, not yet anyway
>>why you haven't committed an hero yet. Don't want
>>where you see yourself in 5-10 years
Happy, living with my two girlfriends like I've been doing for two years
>>27307096
>age
28
>first name
Chad
>nationality
American
>occupation
Stock broker
>number of sexual partners
14
>how your heard of r9k
The guys at /biz/ told me stories about you
>why you want to an hero
For America by crashing a 747 into the kaaba
>why you haven't committed an hero yet.
Waiting for the stock market to crash
>where you see yourself in 5-10 years
in a penthouse on the upper east side living the life after retiring early, having sent an arcanine to do the job of anheroing at Mecca thus destroying islam to its heart and creating an NWO where Chads everywhere reign supreme
>age
22
>first name
Evangeline
>nationality
American (unfortunately)
>occupation
Receptionist
>number of sexual partners
0
>how your heard of r9k
I was here when they made it.
>why you want to an hero
Because I was born a guy
>why you haven't committed an hero yet.
Because I'm changing into a hottie slowly.
>where you see yourself in 5-10 years
Probably same job, but hopefully not a virgin anymore, and hopefully a bf who loves me, and no more fucking penis (i fucking hate that thing, i want it gone now)
jannies are asleep, make friends on steam
>>27307045
I'm sure this thread won't get deleted
Did you mean make shitpost?
>>27307144
I agree, why would it get deleted anyways!
>>27307283
do you come to every steam thread?
you're so recognizable that you might as well tripfag.
rate 1-8, sorority lineups in general
no, fuck off with your autist thread.
>>27306826
5 8 6 3 4 7 1 2
They're all sub-7 with ugly faces.
IMO they're all on about the same level.
Third from the left reminds me of pic related, but I think that's kind of cute.
I am so bored and have nothing to do. What do you robots do in a day? Video games, tv shows, movies, books have no interest to me and I have 0 social contact so I am always alone.
sports maybe? you ruled out all the fun activities so the only fun thing for you would be suicide. you seem pretty dead already anyways.
browse 4chan m8
try drugsoriginal
I wanna make my morning bad so tell me why women are degenerates
>>27306625
Because I became emotionally atrached to one and she stomped on my heart and mocked me like the dirty bitch she was to compensate for not being a superior male
>>27306693
Greentext it for me my mans
>>27306713
Sorry bro. Too embarassing
>tfw godlike genetics
>6'4 tall
>7 inch dick
>nice face
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>he thinks 7" is big
ahahahahahah, dicklet
you can't compare to my 8x6
>>27306620
feels pretty good famalam
>implying height or dick size matter
>tfw gf prefers her dildo over me
Doesn't help that it's a black dildo eitherJUST
>>27306601
>gf
You get no symphaty from us you entitled little shit. I hope your cocksucking gf fucks fifteen dudes at once every week in an attempt to break a new world record
>>27306623
So bitter and jealous
Have you considered your lack of a girlfriend is self-fulfilling?
>>27306623
She wont be breaking any record you fag, go look up Lisa Sparks then come back to talk shit
>Hi! I'm afraid that I'm a bit lost. You look like a really nice guy, maybe you can help me, I heard there's a cabin nearby where people can pass the night, could you direct me to it?
I'll direct you to my dick bish :DDDDDDDDDDD
post more Emma </3
>>27306578
Why of course! But rather than that wouldn't you like me to drive you into town where you can ask the police?
>stacey bitching about customers on normiebook
>do some research about her workplace and get the owner's e-mail
>send him screenshots of her tasteless rants
>2 days later and she's posting about how she got fired
what have you done to make the world a better place, robots?
>>27306556
I like your style kid. Your going places.
>>27306556
Good stuff.
<c'est originale>
>>27306556
you got some kind of proof of that OP?
Are you still a virgin if you fucked an escort?
>tfw 5'6 and can't donate sperm
the jews told me eugenics was bad
>>27306441
No.
>Virginity is the state of a person who has never engaged in sexual intercourse.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virginity
if your dick was in a girl you are no longer able to become a wizard.
go get me those fuckin NEETbux wagecuck you lazy piece of shit
>>27306427
Thisis an order.
>>27307113
A TINY PIXEL FROM THE R STICKS OUTSIDE THE SPOILER BOX
LOOK YOU CAN SEE IT RIGHT ABOVE THE PERIOD
THAT FUCKING DRIVES ME INSANE
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS HIROCHI OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOUR NAME IS YOU JAPANESE JEW FUCKER
>>27306427
K
enjoy it while it lasts, because if your American your benefits are soon to go out the door. And who would I be to deny a man who will soon be homeless and starving to death on the sidewalk with no-one to help his entailed ass?
My girlfriend is dead in my bed
What do?
Post more pics dumbass
>>27306334
delete facebook, lawyer up, hit the gym.
or something.
call an ambulance?
>origano
Do you guys think I'll be able to find a girl will to be my dom on Tindr? I really want femdom but I don't have enough cash to be a legit slave. I think I'm reasonably attractive enough in certain photos that I would get a few matches.
I met a girl from another country and she said she would do it for 50 dollars a session but I'm not that attracted to her. Please help, I really want to find the dom of my dreams!
Im talking to.a girl in the.bsdm community shes looking at introducing me
im not a part of the bdsm community and i dont know anything about it, but i dont think you'd find a dom girl on tindr and im sure there's a service out there made specifically for finding what youre looking for
>>27306317
It's "Tinder", not "Tindr".
![1458573755749[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rjiziPe.jpg "1458573755749[1]")
