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How do I get girls to pick me over the other bitch ass "men"?
superman punch the betas senpai
Be tall, attractive, intelligent, nihilist and with a wicked sense of humor.
>>27322727
did you post in a schizophrenia thread many months ago
also is "intelligent nihilist with a wicked sense of humor" a meme? i have seen it on many occasions
2 Paragraph essay due in two days, how will i ever complete it
What are you in 3rd grade?
just ask your wife's son for help
>>27320938
This is an ugly and limp form of bait. I hope it dies out soon.
I started stretching mine 3 years ago and stopped at a 7/16ths. No tattoos. Sole reason I decided to do it was that I wanted some badass ones with time lord symbols from doctor who. Wasn't trying to be an alternative douchebag, I just love doctor who and thought they were the shit.
Since then, mostly ugly fat chicks compliment my ears, but a few hot ones did too. They got the attention of a short qt at the bar around Christmas who was definitely interested until I sperged out.
Normies and adults sometimes annoyingly ask 'what are those things?' Or 'why would you do that to yourself?'
Honestly, I feel like I may have done it to boost my confidence. Knowing that I would be viewed as a freak to some and learning not to care about it.
But I kind of want to size down and close them but I don't think I can at this point. At least my ears aren't droopy like roastie cunts.
Shit's retarded, your instinct is correct here. Hope that they will shrink back or that you can afford the surgery to close them back up.
Yeah... You should end your life now.
Talk to a body piercer. They can sew your ears up if they wont downsize on there own.
How often do you sincerely post in the chens?
>>27320878
I :^) ALWAYS :^) POST :^) SINCERELY :^)
>>27320905
I :^) ALWAYS :^) POST :^) SINCERELY :^) TOO :^)
Now that I think about it, I've never lied on the internet. It just feels better to be sincere all the time.
Plus, being like this has improved my ability to spot bullshitters and liars.
Sometimes I overhear conversations like this in public
>bro so how was Lisa's party?
>pretty cool actually Sam got wasted and hit on Jen
>no way haha
>yeah I was like what
>was Brian there?
>yeah
>nice
What even is this
>>27320860
Chad was out fucking a beta's crush that night so he had to get Brock to fill him on what happened at Lisa's gangbang party.
>>27320860
Simple people talk mostly about other people, essentially.
this is the shit normies find funny on kikebook
no joke
HOly fuck, it's officially OVER for manlets forever.
https://theconversation.com/the-long-and-the-short-of-it-eight-reasons-why-short-men-come-up-short-56008
A nationally respected Professor of Health Science in Australia published the authoritative list of reasons manlets are inferior.
>Manlets are poorer
>Manlets are less powerful
>Women hate manlets
>Manlets are less intelligent
>Normies dislike manlets.
>Manlets are violent criminals
>Manlets have lower life expectancy
and finally
>Manlets are usually dicklets.
Every single fact backed by scientific studies. The professor offers no advice for manlets, but alludes that their genetic inferiority means the manlet race will eventually die out.
It's over. No wonder you manlets wouldn't learn, you can't.
>>27320689
and yet there's an entire race of manlets, asians
>>27320689
>lanklets are lying, deceiving and insecure
Take care of your bones OP. Lanklets are genetic mutations and only tall women like you because they need someone freakish tall to make them feel secure.
>>27320689
>>Normies dislike manlets
6'2, so thanks for making me feel a little worse.
>get absoloutley BTFO on 4chan
>make one final post 'haha u got trolled i was just pretending to be retarded'
>close the tab
>close all tabs on the same board
>close all 4chan tabs
>go to somewhere else on the internet and do something comfy for a while as i pretend i was never that retarded in the first place
i can't be the only one who does this
anyone else do this?
pic sort of related.
>>27320569
>get BTFO
>stop posting for a while
>when I'm sure the anon who blew me the fuck out is gone make a reply stating how much of a dumb faggot he is and then leave
>>27320569
Happens to me but I don't make any final post I just leave
>am dumb fuck
>been getting btfo'd since I first went on internet
>tfw no gf
Anyone else feel the same?
>>27320556
>Anyone else feel the same?
Nope, literally everyone but you on this board has a girlfriend. I've got three.
Get rekt and kill yourself, nerd.
>>27320556
Wow I've never seen such an original thread!
>>27320629
sometimes you need to go back to the simple feels
Bait school
ITT we share tips and tricks for baiting people both on and outside of 4chan.
>pretend to be stupid
>i'm not
You gotta have real arguments/opinions. Do a little research and figure out what to say but don't repeat what others have said or it will just be uninteresting and no one will bother falling for it.
>go to /mu/
>say you like musician
congratulations you baited someone
this is 100% failproof
When did /r9k/ turn into /b/? Are we /b/robots now? Can we redeem ourselves?
>>27320461
Need some answers as well, that TayTay thread gave me PTSD
>>27320507
I am so sick of this porn posting bullshit.
we're all refugees from the absolute wasteland that has become /b/
>tfw old /b/ will never come back
No one that has it as horrible as me can achieve anything in life.
tell us your story op
Why is your life so horrible? Tell me so I can tell you lies about how my life is worse and yet I've done a thousand times more than you've ever dreamed, so I can make you feel even worse.
And just so you know I'm serious, I'm posting a picture of a cute little anime toddler sneering at you.
What is there to tell? I am an ugly uneducated mentally ill poor wnb neet.
normies lies to us
ive just had sex for the first time in my life
tits are just skin, pussy is smelly as fuck and gross, a blowjob is ok, but eating pussy or ass is just stupid, finger a girl is fun
i rate sex 3/10
how is 10/10 sex?
>normies lies to us
Is this the topic? I'll add one
>online dating is for losers
This was a big one ten years ago, and I believed it. Meanwhile, all the normies were on those sites hooking up with a new lay every weekend.
my first couple times were pretty shit
i couldn't even get it up when i lost my virginity and i didn't come like the first four times or so
it's like anything else man, it takes practice
you're not going to enjoy playing starcraft the first time because you suck at it, but once u git gud you start enjoying yourself
>>27320262
You have eaten from the forbidden fruit anon
>be me
>end of high school
>never cared about getting laid
>finally lose my virginity to a girl I was dating
>fuck a few time and realize it had to be the most disappointing thing in my life
>tell gf I'm asexual and dump her
Today I live life as a cyborg that doesn't care much for sex
Robots of this board... Don't fall for the sex meme
It's just a warm meat hole that gives you an orgasm that lasts less than a minute. I mean is all the work with a vile woman really worth the orgasm you could just give yourself at home? Women are evil and bring no good in the end no matter how much you convince yourself otherwise.
What do you think when you see this picture?
Does it remind of your teenage years where you spent your life alone?
>>27320193
reminds me of the Stark siblings DESU
The 3rd boi from left to right is such a QT. I wish id be like him when i was a youngling. Id be a normo by now
I'm not sure if I'm turning gay or if the girl is just ugly
anybody really hate women here? no i dont mean the ironic shitpost hate or "why cant she b muh gf" hate or even feminist ideology hate, that isn't to say all of those things arent warranted. no. what i'm saying is women are subhuman meatbags by nature with inheret vampiric tendencies. they only bring out the worst in anyone they're around despite the popular behind every stronk man is stronk woman meme. once you finally see through them to their real intentions, theyre all scum on a subatomic lvl. i cant stress enough how the reason men die younger than women is because of women. i could go on and on with this mind you but i want other robros with this real knowledge to come share as well
im saying i feel the urge to stab women who look at me
>>27320149
I hate them as people, I only like them as objects. They are worthless as people, vapid, self absorbed cunts. There are a few exceptions though. Those are the rare ones you have to keep.
>>27320169
i'd rather beat them up so they have to live with the fact that the dumb shit they do isnt right. i do believe killing is inherently bad as well desu. but my point there is killing them by stabs wouldnt allow them to have to learn better. theyd just be erased and imo reborn somewhere else. women need to be thoroughly tamed through punishment and selective breeding, not in a slaving sort of fashion though, as a man i'm capable of seeing the inheret degeneracy of slaving because i have objective reasoning, but what i do mean is women who refuse to be tamed should be avoided at all cost and left to their own handicaps and not encouraged to spread they're shit knowledge to the younger generation
you are a slave and then you die
>>27320062
So fuck this shit, let's get high.
>>27320062
Maybe it's time to table the turns, friend
it's all about perspective my nigga
