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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcqkozRfx_Q
>typical robot NEET
Why don't you cucks just get a job?
>>27316674
Do you honestly think this eyeroll-inducing video is real? Why is it so stupidly easy to bait you retards?
Quit trying to spam your shitty video. It's not going to go viral.
>>27316727
You must be the life of the party.
>tfw you get on top of her and start thrusting and kissing in rhythm
feels gud brah
>>27316547
Oh yeah? How good broheim?
>tfw you dont make love you just fuck
Don't be a fucking faggot
>>27316601
Autistismo detected. I bet your favorite position is doggy style.
Hey robots
Give me any subject and I'll write a poem on it.
Can't guarantee quality, but can guarantee fun!
Pic unrelated
>>27316512
Write a poem about how I became schizophrenic, got committed to a psych ward, dropped out of college, and became a neet failure.
>>27316512
The Enclave rebuilding America
>>27316555
Check'd
OP, do it
Do it for America
>All Hispanics are Mexican beaners
As a Spaniard American, how do we end this meme? SPAIN FUNDED COLUMBUS, we are 10 times more civilized than the Irish and the fucking Italians. Spaniard Americans don't have a high crime rate. Most Spaniards in america have been legal and speaking English for centuries, longer than the germans. But now everybody thinks Spanish = Beaner Wetbacks thanks to illegal immigrant dumbfucks. Are Spaniards in america the most overlooked race?
Like why can't rednecks just say "Mexican" when they're racist against Mexicans. Why must they say "Hispanic".I don't call dumbfuck Irish cunts "Caucasian" I would call them "Micks" or some shit. (I don't hate the irish just an example)
SPAIN IS IN FUCKING EUROPE
WE'RE EUROPEAN
I WANT TO VOTE FOR TRUMP BARELY ANY OF HIS SUPPORTERS KNOW WHAT A NON MEXICAN HISPANIC IS
>>27316439
op here, let me fix this part
I WANT TO VOTE FOR TRUMP BUT BARELY ANY OF HIS SUPPORTERS KNOW WHAT A NON MEXICAN HISPANIC IS
"I WANT TO VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Lol ok, easy edgelord
>>27316439
>we are ten times more civilized than the Irish or fucking Italians
Ten times zero is still zero anon
>ywn play Vice city for the first time again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntG50eXbBtc
HMMMM, NICE. BIKE.
>>27316279
Nice ass, baby.I know that feel, OP. Vice City was, in my eyes, way better than San Andreas.
>>27316237
>ywn play a 3d rpg for the first time ever again
>ywn regain the fun and joy videogames used to give you
>ywn be the happy pepe you used to be
Why are women such pieces of shit? Even the ones who you'd think are sweet and innocent will only want to be friends with you if you are a manipulative piece of shit. Why can't genuine guys ever succeed? Fuck I just want to kill myself right now ;_;
>>27315992
>Even the ones who you'd think are sweet and innocent will only want to be friends with you if you are a manipulative piece of shit.
What? Is this a syntax error?
>>27316008
I've liked this girl for almost a year now, and things were going so well between us. Things only started to go down hill after our mutual friends found out I liked her, and they did everything they could to ruin my friendship with her. It was never my intention to date her, I just liked having her in my life and I wanted to become close friends with her.
So I decided I'd be real with her and tell her all the manipulation and deceit our mutual friends were doing behind her back, and that it bothered me because I had feelings for her. She said she's happy her and I are friends, and that she wants to continue being friends, and she wouldn't let our mutual friends get in the way of that.
I haven't even talked to her since I had this conversation with her which was in January, but I found out today that she's a lot closer with those people now than she was before. Even the few people in that group I thought had my back through it all go behind my back and ever tell me when they're hanging out with her. I feel betrayed, by her and the few people in that group I still trusted. And especially one of my friends who lives 5 seconds away from me, and knows how I feel about her, is somehow closer with her now than I am, and that they are actually close friends now, when he knows how much my friendship with her means to me, and he didn't even meet her until after I already had a thing with her. And he never invites me to hang out when he goes behind my back and hangs out with her. Why do manipulative pieces of shit like this kid who I thought was my friend get everything going there way when real and honest people like me have to suffer?
>>27316210
What kind of stuff did they do? But yeah you can clearly see those aren't your "friends"
>put in my 2 weeks notice at McDonald's today
I feel so good
Why bother? Do you think your next job will care?
>>27316051
I didn't want to be a no call no show. That's a bitch thing to do. Plus, I want that work experience and reference.
The reason I quit is because after working at a grocery store stocking shelves for the last 6 months I realized how miserable and terrible McDonald's is. I like my new job a lot. The worst thing about McDonald's is the coworkers. If I had a good group of people, I wouldn't have quit. Also biweekly pay is shit. I'm too used to weekly pay now.
>>27315964
welcome to NEET city
>you're a beta NEET while chad licks her feet
>you write in Bob Dole while he licks her sole
>you're a virgin wuss while he's pounding away at her puss
>>27315751
foot fetish is for betas
Would you date a girl who could and might swallow you whole?
>thinly veiled vore fetish thread on /r9k/
No. Fatty fat fatties are almost always burning the midnight coal anyway.
>>27315570
Nah, man. I mean, I have a fat fetish but the idea of being eaten isn't appealing to me.
Why is mental illness more common on women?
Inb4 memeing, what are the biological reasons for it?
>>27315493
it's not, it's actually far less common. It's just women get it treated more often
>>27315493
Where are you getting this information? It's actually reverse. There are more women that are "normal," than men. Men are natures genetic lottery. Our species couldn't survive if they were put under that kind of duress.
State your sources for this information.
Is it ethical to round up when measuring your penis?
>>27315425
<.5 yes
.5< no
/thread/
Ummm, we talking like rounding up by half and inch or less?
>>27315474
So I'm officially 7 inches, then.
Better find other reasons to feel sorry for myself.
>be me
>have a normie job
>be tall
>be quite /fit/
>be confident around people
>wonder why girls dont like me
>i have money, a car, a house, friends, im tall, and im fit
>look in the mirror. I'm not ugly, either
>what the fuck is wrong with me?
>wardrobe has mirrors on it
>open up a wardrobe door to get a shirt out
>see a double-reflection of myself. the reflection I see is the true me. My mirrored-self's left is also my left
>look like a different person
>my nose is crooked
>the peak of my forehead convex is about 2cm to the side
>chin is at a strange angle. Right side of my chin hangs lower than the left
>jaw is out to one side
>one eye is lower than the other
>one eyelid is more closed than the other
>one eyebrow is lower than the other
>notice i have a severely receding hairline
>realize i had become accustomed to how i looked and didn't notice that i am fucking ugly
>mfw i now know how i objectively look
post pic nigger, you are lying
>>27315357
like im gonna do that
ugly face and/or autist
>tfw you have a thing for traditionally unattractive celebrities
>tfw all of your friends make fun of you for it
>>27315149
>this asshole can get away with looking like an ugly ayyy lmao
>you can't
men cannot be robots
>>27315149
He's not that ayy if you cover his eyes.
>celebrities who aren't straight-up models are unattractive
>all of your friends
100% typical roastie
>tfw you were never invited to a party
>never be able to experience how it's like to be drunk/high around people
>complete social outcast
>shitpost all day
What are parties like? Are they usually big like in movies?
I went to a party once. They're decently big with lots of people but cram them all in a small house. All you can hear is the white noise of 100 conversations, sometimes crashing noises or laughs. Music I think but I don't remember I passed out drunk about half an hour in.
me too pham, never been invited to a party in my entire life and feel like a social outcast
You kind of just go around the house and have the same short conversation with every person you see that you know. "What's up? How you been? Same, just chillen."
Do you robots browse another imageboard besides 4chan?
>>27314988
8ch
Tranchan
7chan
2ch
Krautchan
Wizardchan
There used to be a jbchan too.
I lurk a bunch of ayyyt chan boards. I only really come here for /d/ + /r9k/.
Used to lurk that one chan that /new/ and /r9k/ ran off to after moot deleted them until the owner went internet crazy.
>>27314988
chansluts is nice too.
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