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How come you guys dont desensitize yourself and listen to rap music?

Seriously, it may seem like jungle speak but it seems as though these guys knew from day one how females are and ever since then, all they can speak about is how 90% women are gold digging and unloyal hoes.
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Why would we want obnoxious niggers telling us things we already know?
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I'm a black guy and I've been pretty redpilled on women since the start of my life, I'll give you that. Having gone to an entirely white elementary school and seen that the girls there solely had interest for the mini-Chads was more enlightening to me than rap music though.

Honestly there's no point in a robot listening to hip hop unless he genuinely enjoys it since he's already redpilled. It would just make a bot angry to hear about some rich nigger fucking tons of white and light skinneded women.
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>>27322234
Because it's the red pill for niggers.

Desensitize yourself like a true man, reading classical works like meditations by Marcus Aurelius, The Prince by Machiavelli and the bible.

You'll learn all you need about women, men, and life in general.

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>you will never have a close friend that you do everything with
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>you will never really exist to anyone outside of your family
>you spend 99% of your interaction with other human beings is anonymously
>you will never enjoy being around anyone

I'm so fucking sick of hearing about no gf. All I want is f.
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>you will never be a valued member of some clique, team, or other group where everyone genuinely cares about each other and gets along
>you will never feel comradery
>you will never feel like you're actually useful instead of a burden
>you will never actually be wanted rather than just felt sorry for
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>>27322293
>>27322146
Truly the worst feel.
The worst part is that having interactions with people is hard as fuck and they often mistake it for me not wanting to talk to them.
I guess it's like a curse or something, wanting to connect with people but actually doing it is so hard.
If only my brain wasn't wired this way I would be living the dream

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Thanks for lunch uncle anon, can't believe I ate that much
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That little shit looks so fucking annoying
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>>27321979
Ready for your extra protein?
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>>27321979
>Thanks for lunch uncle anon
>Thanks for lunch
>Thanks
Said no kid born after 2000

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From the time I've spent here I've come to understand that many anons don't seem to truly understand a single thing about the topic resulting in many uninformed posts. It is for this reason I have taken it upon myself to start a video series for the purpose of educating wayward anons.

I'm open to any criticism and simply want more quality discussion on this board.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpF5bZMB43E
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This is a toll post.
You have been trolled.
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>>27321883
Is that the manlet from omegle?
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Neither do you.

This board is basically Reddit.

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How to tell if useless piece of shit retard or useless piece of shit genius?

I don't have any real confidence in myself and I sucked at math and physics in school so I just assumed that's how it is. But then when someone explains something to me for like five minutes I immediately get it and can figure out the rest on my own but this only happens in short bursts and then I go back into meh mode.

I'm only smart on demand. So am I stupid?
I just don't know anymore because imho at the end of the day all that matters is how much you actually accomplished.

Is there any merit to the hidden power level meme?
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Stop worrying about IQ. What matters in life is what you do, not what you could do.
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im just a nice guy
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>>27321848
you rack disciprine

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>opposes degeneracy
>hates shitskins
>encourages being a shut-in
>is redpilled about the real world
>simultaneously loves and despises roasties

Is there any character more quintessentially /r9k/?
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>>27321753
Quasimoto
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>>27321753
He only hated gypsies though
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>>27322069
But Quasimodo is a beta, white-knight cuck who helps the roastie get with chad and is okay with it.

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>tfw no itlog cracking, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
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There's no way I'm not replying to this
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i want a fillipina gf soo badly
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>>27321737
introduce her to vaporave. if she likes it, she's a keeper.

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Post your steam games.

Rating system pic related
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239 games, so robot tier I guess
makes sense
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video games ruined my life

thankfully i don't play them much anymore
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>>27321558
Bumperino steamiriono

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I'mnot saying it because I'm gay, I'm say it because it is true
Have you seen a girls panties after she's worn them for a day?
They're... red and brain and covered in flaky skin... YUCK!
They just exist to remind you that women aren't pure
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As someone with a vagina I agree, they are disgusting.
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BTW brown** as in poopy
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>get gf
>she is so disgusting
>i literally never want to be around real women again
I'll take a trap/trans any day of the week.
A passing transwoman is a man's image of a woman. AKA perfect.

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Do you ever dream of doing something badass or noteworthy? I've been having recurring daydreams of saving my university from a gunman/terrorist attack. I want glory, dammit.

Anyone else have similar fantasies?
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I once dreamt of setting fire to a large building.

Also one time of hijacking a plane and crashing it.
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>watch a documentary on the Ukrainian rebellion
>realize I don't have a cause like they did
It hurts buddy
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Every day bro.
I want to be a cool hero like in movies and videogames.

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>1/2
What would happen I told my best friend that I love her?

I never thought I would feel friendzoned at my age, since I consider the debacle around it overrated and misconceived. But it definitely sums up my current predicament pretty damn well. If this were any other girl, I wouldn't really give two shits and would've left by now (or found someone else).

But with my friend, I don't want either of us to go. The only reason why I've stayed for this long is because she honestly means so much to me. Not just as a crush, but as a friend too. Yet still, I want so much more. She's someone I honestly want to spend my life with, get a place together, grow old with one-another, etc. She's the sun in my sky, and I so much want to be the same to her.

Though, the last time I had my chance, she went off with a guy she's known ten-years longer than we've known each other. I tried to leave back then. In most other cases, especially my youth, I would've succeeded at dropping this person. But with her, I really couldn't stand the thought of not having her around. So I came back and we've been friends since. And we're very close together, whether physically, emotionally, mentally, etc. We're pretty tight and dependable.
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>>27321321
But like I said, I'm very much, sincerely in love with her. Despite my grievances, any time I see her, talk to her, call her, or even receive a message via text or Facebook, it's always enough to be make me chipper for the rest of the day. I'm very happy with her. It's just that not having anything more than that is what keeps getting to me.

So I'm wondering what happens if I tell that I love her? How would it go? I really do want her to know, and I'm set on revealing it to her. But I still can't figure out how she'll react, and how anything'll play out between us. It won't be anything bad, I can promise you that. And yet I do kind of want to get some idea of what it'll be like between us. And if there's anything to do that could move us to more than we have now.

Any femanons willing to help? As in, if you were in her situation (or mine), how would you take to it? And how would you want a guy friend of yours approaching in this scenario? Or what would you want him if there was a chance of being more than friends?

As stated before, I love her so much.
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>>27321321
http://vocaroo.com/i/s130MbWs084R
this one goes out to you m8.
I know your pain.
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>>27321712
I lol'd. Though you do sound like a high schooler.

>tfw was neet for 6 years
>tfw now I own my own business
>86k a year
>make my own hours

Why haven't you gone into freelance construction?
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>>27321213
have fun digging holes
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>>27321213

NEET here.. serious question...how hard was it to put in the effort and stop being such a loser? what motivated you?
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Yeah I make money on stocks, pretty much automated on what stocks to buy at what prices & sell when it's goes up a certain percentage

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>you're so wierd anon *scoff*
>you're ugly
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>you're so sweet
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>>27321200
>*scoff*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS IT PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH I KNOW YOU'RE BEING A JACKASS BUT COULD YOU CUT THAT SHIT OUT YOU FUCKING STACY ROASTIE BITCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
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>>27321200
>hey good luck on "X"
>*go in for a hug*
>"Ew, what a creeper"
w-whatever normalfags
girls probably aren't even that soft, they probably smell bad too

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Hank Green sure knows how to fuck with my mind.
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That doesn't make sense. The two premises are not related.
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>>27321452
welcome to quantum physics
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There is literally an entire breed of cat that doesn't have a tail

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>tfw you find out girls don't fantasize about sex or imagine fucking their friends/classmates/coworkers/siblings
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>tfw you stopped fantasizing about sex at 19 and started fantasizing about having a loving sister to cuddle
Really don't care at all about sex. I just want to cuddle with someone who loves me unconditionally.
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We do. Wouldn't tell you that though. If you asked someone specific, it's possible they are just grossed out by you and didn't want to get your hopes up.
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>>27320987
Actually they do, but you have to be chad.

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