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How does /R9K/ feel about bisexual girls?
>>27335590
Wish they would drop dead
>>27335590
Shitty just like bisexual men, they are huge sluts.
Fake sexuality for people just extra desperate for validation.
uhm im not a robot anymore. im still in shock. greentext.
>be kiss less handhold less virgin
>apply for a uni in Cali (im from a shittly little town in Nebraska)
>Kind chad who was a senior in high school finds out im applying there and offers to host me when I come down. first big shock.
>go down for my interview and stay for a few days since its a huge uni.
>have interview, almost have panic attack, was frozen, couldn't speak but managed to push noises out
>an interviewer said i seem confidant LOL
>after this he goes to uni bar with friends.
>yes, i will have a drink.
>many shots of many alcohols later i hear of a party going on and chad asks if i wanted to see what a uni party was like
>sure*takes shot*
on way there meet girl
>IM TALKING TO HER, ITS ALRIGHT.
>go to shop, buy bottle of rum and coke on way to party
>we get there and me and the girl are doing shots and drinking rum and coke, she drags me outside and takes me for a walk, we talk, hold hands and sitdown for a bit 1/2
>>27335550
2/2
>we sit down, talking about how im a beta loser, whiles shes stroking my hand looking in my eyes and she kisses me, we make out pretty good.
>she brings me back to hers and we sex it.
>lasted pretty long lmayo.
yeah thats about it. ty for the read.
>>27335550
>>27335580
fuck off with your blog, faggot
you were never a robot, you were just an unlucky chad
get the fuck out
>>27335620
>mad i got the pussi b0ss
>tfw I like my sister
>have no sister's or female cousins
>you will never know that feel
I like my sister too, what's the big deal?
>tfw don't have a sister
>tfw want to bang my pure, Christian cousin
Schizophrenic bot here looking for a mentally ill fembot to be my gf. Please respond.
Can you buy me things?
>>27335459
I'm poor as shit but I'll buy you cigarettes
Special Meme Fresh admin broke my heart.
ayyy pepe... ;-;
Any other binge pussy eaters on?
How do you cope with your never ending hunger?
I vomit.
It's all not as bad as it used to be. I feel less guilty now that I swim 90 minutes a day. Allows me to binge like a motherfucker but I never gain anything.
>>27335264
Take up distance running.
>>27335264
How do you get sick from eating pussy?
hey /r9k/, what's your favorite animu?
I tried watching NHK because everyone goes nuts for it but it's pretty boring, the pacing is ridiculously slow
Barakamon, Non Non Biyori, Genshiken, and Mushishi.
All comfy as fuck.
>>27335216
In NHK you're supposed to self-insert as Satou or at least be able to relate to some of his loser habits and feelings. It honestly doesn't work very well if you can't do that.
>>27335216
Pic related is pretty good, but currently my favourite is One-Punch Man because it's hype as fuck and funny.
Also you should've posted the one with the Trump hat pham.
Have you ever gone as far as to give your crush a gift for her birthday or for christmas
I send her favorite flowers anonymously to her work every year on her birthday.
Every year she loves them and blows up her social media with pictures of them asking who sent them.
Knowing they're from me would ruin it for her, so I'll never tell her.
Haha, some things are meant to be forgottenwhy was I such a sperg in high school
A really cool girl gave me a card for my birthday chirstmas once but I was such a spaz nothing ever came of it.
I finally lost my virginity this afternoon and I'm still sad.
>>27334955
Because if you base your worth and happiness on sex you'll never feel fulfilled. Fucking should be a component of your life, not the solution
Why in the world did you think losing your virginity would ever help?
Well no fucking shit retard
My feet stink. How do I get the smell out?
>>27334812
Let senpai lick them.
>>27334812
>How do I get the smell out?
you need to first kill those nasty shrooms
Diluted acetic acid or alcohol in your shoes will help the most. Step out of the show'on a towel and dry, powder, and sock them before stepping on doodoo.
Tfw no qt metalhead gf to headbang and mosh with
Why live?
Metalhead girls are fucking annoying and try way too hard to be edgy.
Just find someone with a casual interest in it and actual other qualities man. Scene and metal girls have too many issues.
Never date girls who unironically wear metal band shirts.
Just don't. It's a red flag.
I just experienced autism first hand
>be sitting in waiting room at doctor office
>weird looking guy walks in and talks to qt receptionist
>he signs in and sits down
>qt asks him how tall he is (i guess for forms)
>he says 5'7" and then after a pause
>"t-tall enough t-to p-p-party"
>qt say "okay then"
Like jesus dude reign in your autism
>
How tall are you, OP?
VVVVVVVVVVVVV
>>27334691
And you one upped him by creepily watching then typing it on 4chan
>>27335929
5'8" so i know his manlet feels
>>27335966
I am who i am
>someone says that whites can experience reverse racism
What the fuck is reverse racism? Don't you mean racism?
>>27334747
"Reverse racism" is terminology that stems from Eurocentrism. It becomes more obvious if I say something like "reverse sexism".
>>27334747
>shit white people say, vol 12 abridged
>A month ago get gym membership
>Start lifting and working out 3 times a week
>Do the Rippletoe routine
>Diligently do it without complaint
>Still a fatass
>Still have no muscles
>Still have no stacey's miring me
Who else fell for the 'just work out' meme?
>A month ago
Same here, OP. I basically followed all the guides but saw no progress after 2 weeks. I wasn't expecting to become Chad, but it would have been nice to lose a few inches off my gut. Why do normies act like you can just wake up, pick up and put down weights, and become alpha?
This copypasta made me miss /fit/ and being 22 hanging out there rather than here.
It's true though getting big did get me vocal attention from girls but never laid.
26 kv neet reporting in from the basement, brehs im really starting to feel the pain of no cell phone.
normies have pretty much made it a requirement to have a smart jew to do anything now in days. im living in the past and i like it why must i pay the jew to have any fun?
>>27334488
I'm the same age, but a normalfag. I have no cell phone and it's okay for me. I don't really need one, since I don't leave the house much. I just use my laptop.
I understand though OP, I always feel a pang of being left out when I see a new app being advertised that would make things really convenient. Or a cute looking game that's only for phones.
What do you expect people to do when they want to invite you to a party? Send a carrier pigeon?
Stop being a niggardly bastard and fork over a few shekels.
>>27334488
Me too. I may get one, but they won't work well if made too cheap. So I'm procrastinating for a lack of money.
My blind date just stood me up, what do I do now?
Can I just eat alone or should I just leave?!?
Leave.
Don't waste your time.
You might as well eat, you already took the effort to go there.
She's blind anon, you should have waited outside for her in case they don't allow dogs in the restaurant.
