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Why can't my bf look like this?
>>27337506
You must be truly hideous if you can't land something like that.
Because those things don't exist.
Also if they did you wouldn't be able to get one as your bf because you're too ugly and unlovable.
>>27337506
Life just isn't fair for us barafags ;_;
Would /r9k/ consider joining a group like ISIS, if not just to have purpose in life again?
yes, but it's too risky to do right now desu
>>27337392
>tfw you will never be an ISIS freedom fighter posing as a refugee to rape European girls with impunity while getting free welfare money from the state
>>27337392
I'd love to have went to Donbass and just see how long I could run around the post-apocalyptic landscapes and abandoned towns before being shot. Or join either side (probably the militia, not the federal army) and fight for their cause.
ISIS is pretty evil, and joining means I probably have to be raped a few times and describe in detail how I want my family to be destroyed by packs of dogs for being Westernized and have my legs cut off if miss the 4th namaz prayer of the day. And then it's unlikely I will be one of the cool guys driving around and shooting shit, probably like the guy that does the video editing or serves meals or cleans shitters or something. For a cause I don't even support.
Fuck, when is the Donbass war getting restarted again?
Why arent you subbed to Mr Skelly?
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfGyb83iTdhDnjYMyeUWaPA
Hes a based robot, unlike eggman.
>>27337269
Shameful self bumpRoboto no
Because Mr Skelly is a chad and a normie.
Because he has the charisma of a wet sock and looks dumb
serious question
are you still a wagecuck if you are your own boss (own your own company etc.)?
How's that work for your guys philosophy. First time poster, new lurker.
anyone want to impart some knowledge?
BUMPedr
You're still a little cog in a big machine, even if you run your own company.
Pick me up, Pick me up
To the high sky
Jump lightly, Jump lightly
I wanna take off
>crayon pop
i'm kashiyuka
>>27337243
Hey, marry me
Anon, can you put sunscreen on my back?
>>27337127
>butthole and vag peeking out of thong
this is why I have a bikini/swimsuit fetish. how are they even allowed to wear those w/o getting an indecent exposure charge?
shit makes me wanna buttfuck her right there
>>27337127
I don't usually get this aroused by 3d anymore
tell me you have more OP, that ass, those thighs
>>27337440
google mikayla mico. you're welcome.
how do you deal with your body hair robots?
>tfw partially hairy back
>hairy shoulders
>hairy nostrils
this pic is reserved for bar threads you niggerfaggot
>tfw barely any body hair except for really fucking hairy legs
i don't even know man
I kinda want to shave my butt
Just become of cleanliness
>>27337154
nobody said you cant drink
>tfw took Xanax a little while ago
How do you feel on your favorite drug?
>>27337112
Anon I've been needing this shit
How do you find it?
How many mgs for someone who's never taken it?
I will literally suck dick for some
>>27337112
I have a box of 0.25mg but I haven't touched it yet. Because I'm a good boy!
>>27337136
Lewd.
>>27337262
IM NOT TRYING TO BE LEWD I REALLY WANT THIS SHIT AND THAT'S HOW FAR IM WILLING TO GO FOR IT
Would you install a program like web watcher on your gf's computer? Do you really trust them?
>>27336504
If you put a program like web watcher on her computer. You don't trust her.
absolutely woman cant be trusted
Yes I would, of course my computer never leaves my sight....
I don't care if I never get an SO, a job, or even become homeless by saying no. You cannot be attractive unless white. You do not even smell the same.
>mfw you should know better
>tfw you are so thirsty
>pic related get off of the /r9k/
>go have weed this is a white place only
>>27336133
I dont blame you anon black chicks flirt with me all the time. They are just so desperate for male attention because of how ugly and loud they are. They literally look like abominations and they have the worst personalities on the planet so of course they are going to open up their nasty, smelly ass horse pussies to the first guy ugly and desperate enough to show interest.
White girls on the other hand are flawless beautiful delicate holy beings that are perfect on the inside and out. Black women are so jealous of black women because they are desired by all and can get any man they want. White women are goddesses and black women are ugly, cruel, demonic, ratchet, good for nothing bitches.
>be hispanic
>can't get no grils
>>27336133
>tfw black girls don't ask me out
no es bueno
>watching video on YouTube
>screen goes black
>see my reflection and become disgusted
It's worse when you're watching porn and see yourself with your dick out
>>27336128
>Disgusted by yourself
What's new?
>>27336128
Feels awesome, right? Right?
...
>tv series starts off as japanese man having 2d waifu
holy shit i thought 2d waifus were a meme
>>27336125
What show senpai?
>>27336417
Not OP, but the screenshot is apparently from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Net_(TV_series)#Episodes
Episode 1
>a Japanese man in a virtual relationship by using LovePlus
>>27336833
Thanks. It seems pretty interesting.
>tfw everything Trump has predicted is coming true
>tfw starting to think he's the best choice for president
>>27335971
I'm voting for trump just to piss off the establishment. I was considering Bernie cause "free shit" but I dropped him after he said whites can't be poor
>said brussels is a hellhole in january
>is proven right
>libcucks still call him hitler for having predictef it
it comes a point where it stops being ideology and becomes outright denial of reality
>>27335971
It's been true. It's just getting worse
1. Mexicans are over-amped hyper-masculine manlet savages
2.Muslims follow a false religion and would hold down non-believers and fuck them in the ass for eternity if they could
Also fuck Jews
hello
I would like to have a gf please
thank you
>>27335801
>falling for the gf meme
it's not worth it kiddo
>>27333546
>>27335801
r9k is supposed to be an original board and yet every fucking thread is pathethic virgins desperate for a girlfriend
lower your standards fucko
>At work
>carwash
>lady pulls up
>needs someone to ride her car through. She's claustrophobic
> I'll do it
>three kids in the backseat around 6, 9, and 11 just estimating.
>mom tells them to get out
>'we wanna ride through!' stupid kids
>whatever
>im going through the wash. theyre snapchatting me and giggling and shit
>cant take it
>reach into my jacket pocket and grab my
>.44 magnum. The most powerful handgun in the world.
>i turn around and shoot the oldest and youngest one right in the stomach
>shrill high pitched screaming dies down to one voice when the other two start gargling blood and die after a few seconds
>i grab the last one by her hair and hold her face an inch away from mine
>stick the barrel in my mouth and blow my brains all over the interior
>all of a sudden i realize ive just been daydreaming as usual.
>i park the car and the woman gets in. They all drive away an i finish my shift
Anyone else here /fuckedup/? I feel like one day I'll actually do some shit like this. I like to think about stuff like thi too. It makes me happy/passes the time.
>.44 magnum. The most powerful handgun in the world.
no
>>27335810
It was a dirty harry thing. Stupid i know.
>>27335794
>.44
>most powerful handgun
>in the world
/k/ would not be happy with you anon. And why would you want to hurt kids? When that sort of thing bothers me, I usually resent the parents for raising them that way.
