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Do white women realise they are not wanted here, but still post anyway, or do they genuinely not realise?
I want them here
>>27341065
t. pic related
bloxx
>>27341044
Attention. Many desperate idiots will give it to them here, without end. You and I are part of the minority here now.
ITT: Music that chad probably listens to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5vA9CwZKNY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZaJYDPY-YQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qydgBrIvyoc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGzq2HQ2YRs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uuq6HgKgEFQ
You know, inane egotistical bullshit like this
>>27340975
Classic Rock, Top 40, Rap and house music.
Average Canadian Chad taste in music.
>>27341023
I live in a town populated almost elusively by 30 something canadian chads
It really is just awful
>>27341074
Where in Canada ?
Originaru comment
Robots i need your help I'm about to get with a tranny, I need tips on how to act and what to do ?
Don't do it bakka senpai dessssu tbhq. You'll get aids and be even more worthless than someone asking for advice about banging a man with tits on a jap image board.
>>27340667
are you a gril? tranies are super horny if you arent freaky /she/ will leave you for a better toy, specially if /she/ is a qt.
>>27340667
Treat his penis like you would treat your own.
>tfw just fapped
Feels pretty good. Have you fapped today robots?
just got done
gonna fap later on tonight probably
>>27340566
fapping and food are the only joys i get in life. im sick so im not fapping as much but i still did it a couple times today
>This has been a great vacation, anon. Want to check out the sauna next? I bet lots of qts will be mirin' us there.
How do you respond?
Do steroids work on ghosts?
>>27340461
dunno, its as hot as a sauna in those things
>>27340486
Sure, but you don't want to a-BOO-s them.
ITT: times that you memed IRL
>tfw looking though my old email and found the report I did and presented to class on Lil B 6 years ago in highschool
>>27340325
I don't relax around blacks IRL.
>be me
>having Thanksgiving at oneitis' family's house
>watching television
>commercial about Jesus N shit
>commercial says some really fucked up, brainwashing shit
>chuckle heartily
>her mom says something pretty funny about commercial
>throw wine glass and bellow
>"TOP FUCKING KEK, ANONA!"
>go over to her mom
>"Today, OP was not a faggot!"
>girlfriend knows I /r9k/
>drags me t h e f u c k out of that place
>>27340459
and her whole family clapped
FROM THE TOP TO THE BOTTOM
(BOTTOM TO TOP I STOP)
AT THE CORE I'VE FORGOTTEN
CRAWLING IN MY CRAWL
THESE CRAWLS THEY WILL NOT CRAWL
>>27340478
IN THE MIDDLE OF MY THOUGHTS
Feel like a teenager again.
dear /r9k/
I need some advice and I don't know where to go. I've recently been fantasizing about very violent things, when I woke up this morning I caught myself thinking about splitting open a rib cage and the cracks of cartilage and I started getting hard and it was like I couldn't stop. I imagine what it would feel like to stab someone and I can only picture it as extremely satisfying but I still feel disgusted with myself. I am prescribed vyvanse and even though I had fantasies like this before hand they were never this vivid or gotten that kind of response. It also has seriously changed how I look, I eat 1 meal a day which I have to force down, I am hallucinating, talking to people is weird like my conversational timing is all fucked up, I am always paranoid that people I don't know are talking about me, I have accepted I am completely alone, I have these weird ticks and I am either bouncing off the walls yelling and getting aggressive or crying. The thing is I think a lot of this stuff was there before I started taking it but it's like now that I can think clearly and it's not muddled in a sea of weird clicks, clock bells, muddled distant crowd sounds and general audio pollution I focus on it and I am terrified. What the fuck do I do?
You are showing extremely clear signs of stimulant psychosis, which is an extremely dangerous condition that can cause you to injure yourself or other people.
It's no joke.
You need to get off Vyvanase right now, swear off stimulants, and you should NOT be alone at any point from now until your recovery.
You need kind, patient people keeping an eye on you until you fully return to your senses.
Are you showing any signs of psychomotor agitation?
You know what to do.
- Anonymous
GET THE FUCK OFF THOSE DRUGS
YOU'RE FUCKED UP BECAUSE YOURE TAKING DRUGS EVERY DAY
>tfw Stacy would rather have a quick makeout session with Chad instead of helping her wounded orbiter up
JUST
>>27340082
S T O R Y
T
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>>27340165
Are you fucking retarded? Brussels got bombed today, some guy got fucked up bad in the pic and a couple just sat there kissing and hugging while the guy who took the pic just stood around, too.
>>27340195
what the fuck why would you do that, what a fucking bitch
" I've controlled you since before you knew I existed."
"I'm not destroying the world. I'm simply making my version of it, not gods."
spoilers! ree!
>>27340069
That's right Goyim, blame it on the cisgender white males! Good goyim!
It is for the best.
If anyone's interested, now would be a good time. The usual tags are working again: /r9k/, r9komegle and omegler9k. Get in here if you're as lonely and pathetic as I am.
>>27339993
Bumping for omegle friends.
>>27339993
Bump for more ppl
>>27339993
are you serious
>The usual tags are working again
and they won't if you make another thread, the guy who makes the bots goes on r9k
Things you won't admit to other people but bother you thread.
I'll start, this is all sounds dumb as fuck btw
> be 16 just started college
>in relationship with nutcase girlfriend
>first day meet grill; 10/10 looks
>turns out 10/10 personality (or Atleast that's what I thought)
>as time goes on get closer
>4 months into knowing her I dumb girlfriend
Not to get with her; just she was a psycho
>become much closer with grill
>everyone thinks we should be together but I still to this day deny I liked her
>she and I have various relationships across friendships but we're like best friends at this point
>literally finish eachother's sentences, say the same things in sync, share exact opinions on people; music etc
>This lasts 2 years
Here coming the fun part ma niggers
>this point we talk all day everyday
>one day politics comes up
>she's liberal
>I'm not
>we argued a little because she thinks right=racist
>we never argued over anything before
>anyway about a week after this argument we arrange to go out one night
>says she'll message me to meet up and hang out
>never heard from her ever again
>it's been a year
I've never been as happy as I was around her ever since.
>>27339943
Damn man that's really sad
>>27340140
I feel like it hasn't really happened; as though any moment I'll get a message of her you know.
I was forced to have lesbian sex with my own blood related sister and then raped by a bunch of niggers.
So... how do I find nice steam friends?
>>27339651
you don't now stop making these threads you faggot
learn to speak arabic
You buy them a game and play with them
i fantasize about being taken against my will by women and forced to be a woman myself, where they make me wear women's clothes and give me tits and stuff.
>>27339571
I sometimes fantasize about talking to girls, and getting along with them and eventually fuck them
I was at the gym taking a shower and started day dreaming about my guy friend taking a shower with me.
I am slowly but surely turning homosexual.
>>27339571
I fantasize about having friends and irl relationships with girls. A good job and a second chance
I miss Community so much. It gave me five seasons of the best friend simulation I've ever had. I was so dependent on it that I actually dropped out of college during Season 4 (which is infamously bad because Dan Harmon wasn't the show runner) because I got lonely and weird.
I don't know what I'm going to do moving forward.
(I know Community is super normie by r9k' standards, but I was also somewhat normie when I started watching Community (I had two friends).)
>>27339548
I know what you mean, I rewatch that show a lot. Himym is similarly bff simulator.
>>27339588
Also Allison Brie is really hot
>>27339588
True. I used to watch HIMYM for similar reasons, but I just think Community is a way better show. Also, the characters on Community feel realer and have way more depth. I really enjoyed the first season of HIMYM though.
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