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Does anyone want to play SW Battlefront with me on ps4?

mic or no mic not important to me

I'd ask /v/ but I'd rather talk to a robut
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>>27339339
pls robuts
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Ooga booga soppy soppy loopy :D
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>>27339576
:(


thanks for stopping by anyways

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How the Hell did we wind up like this? Why weren't we able, to see the signs that we missed?
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tried taking shortcuts through life. ended up lost in the middle of nowhere with no one around

and i'm cold
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I'm not afraid to admit that I unironically like some of Nickleback's music. I don't know why they get so much flak.
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>>27339147
It was pretty garbage music, though probably no more so than a lot of the shit that's on the radio today.

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I always see threads about whether anons were bullied as a kid, but I'm curious...was anybody here a bully when they were younger?
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>>27338932
ye i was
shit was so cash XD
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>>27338932
I was the bully deflector, played HS football got multiple scholarships, one of the best in the country at my position did powerlifting and teachers were scared of me. I used to be friends with the nerds because I like wow and DaD so we would talk and the normie wanna be chads would give them trouple and I would just tell them to go away
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Yes. Kids aren't very nice to borderline autistic children with no friends.

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How often do you vomit /r9k/?

I binge and purge at least 2-3 times a week
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>no one else on /r9k/ does this

fuck off normalshits
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>>27338916
fucking disgusting. even worse if you're a guy
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Once I drank a shot of whiskey and vomited straightaway.

Here is my dissertation for the department of 4chanology.

C-can I graduate yet? I want to be the first with a Ph.D. in Memeology.
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>>27338866
Seems legit. I'll take it. Also nice triple dubs.
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>>27339124
>>27339124
triple dubs indeed
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I really wish I could be NEET again.

I was unemployed for like six months one time, and I just lived in a room at my parent's spacious seaside home, with a dock in the back. They would work all day, and I'd seriously just wake up whenever, smoke pot, study french, set the crab traps, smoke pot, work on my boat my parents bought me, smoke pot, cook crabs for lunch, clean up, and then smoke more pot and relax with some books until night time.

Now I live in a trailer and toil on an assembly line all day, like in those documentaries about the 1900's I used to get baked and watch before bed. Wageslave life is hell.

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Its just water vapor, why is it so bad?
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>All that cancer in one pic
You think you are any better?
You are just bad like him and the other fucks in your pic
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>>27338685
Underage b&
O r i g in alll
wewww
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>>27338685

oh that explains why r9k and other boards have gotten worse and worse lately holy shit

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Went to burger King and saw this guy took a pic do you guys think he's a robot browsing R9k on his phone he also works at kroner as a cart pusher always see him alone
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>>27338656
Good god my man

You reek of pathetic
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>>27340058
whats your problem normie
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>hes secure enough to browse his favorite board wherever he goes
>you're getting fat using the drive thru to order your greasy, disgusting food taking pictures with your phone while your driving to shitpost on /r9k/

truly you're the worse of the two

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who else /anal slut/ here?

I love to get high and fuck myself with a dildo until I cumm all over >:]
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>>27338588
good thread fammm
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>>27338588
bumping with sum hot anal porn
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>>27338588
I'm too scared to buy a dildo and my family find out I'm one.

All I have done was finger myself while massaging my glans and that was about it.

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It is now. Lets show the roasties how we roll.
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First for Yukari!
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Tomoko belongs to Cebruz
Very oc at this point
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>~10 years ago
>Great Uncle in Ireland has a house in Germany as well
>family vacations there for a week
>This show is always on tv, but can't understand it
>always remembered the girl
>she starts getting posted on /co/

and to think, if I wasn't a lonely autismo, I wouldn't have even cared

I saw this commercial a few times. Shortly afterwards, something happened...
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I am gay now. There is no turning back.
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I need black cock now
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Why are these being shilled so much today? I'm out of the meme

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Anyone have that older comic where an ungrateful daughter is playing video games and her mom calls up to her and she goes "NOT NOW MOM I'M BUSY" and her mother goes "Okay, well there's a new video game outside for you. Goodnight sweetie." and the daughter realizes she fucked up and cries the whole night?

I'm sorry mom and dad for being such an ungrateful shit.
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I remember that comic. I don't have it, but I know that feel. I was a little shit but my parents weren't much better and it was who I learned to be cunty from. I still feel embarrassed though.
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Yes, what is it worth to you? Have a sample.
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Did the janitor just delete my sample image? Fuck you janny. I'm moving your name to the top of the list for the day of the rope.

Since we apparently can't funpost anymore, here's your image OP.

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>be 19
>in college
>best friend at school is 38 year old man
>really like him
>not really romantically but with a similar passion
>tried to justify it as brotherly but not sure about that either
>he isn't gay so even if I wanted him I can't have him
I'm really confused... I've never felt this way before. Idk what to do
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>>27337707
Fatherly love
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He's a neet too, isn't he?
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>>27337707
ask him to adopt ypu and be your daddy

Well, what do you gotta say?
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>>27337606
this is the type of thing that bitchy girls share on facebook
fuck off
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that's not irony
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>>27337639
that's doesn't prove wrong the point tho

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>Boss at my shitty part-time job says he wants to talk to me tomorrow

What the fuck did I do?
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>>27337576
get a full time job congratulations
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They probably think you're weird twitchy behavior (due to your anxiety) makes you suspicious of missing cash from your register because you're so retarded you can't even give change correctly
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>>27337593

aduiawedwahdohwaudhwiahduiwadbl;wa

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I did so many bad things. I did drugs. I had so much sex. I stole. I stabbed people in the back. I can't even write out the descriptions, because it makes me want to throw up. I have to forgive myself and forget but I can't...because I am still lying about it. If people knew the real me, they'd spit on me. Everytime I think back, I get shakey, my heart beats fast, I am sweaty, I cannot believe I was that person. If truth gets out it will crumble everything I have worked for, I have to take it to the grave, I have no choice. It's been over a decade you see, but somehow I forgot about all the things I've done until recently. See back then, I was a different person, sex was nothing, drugs were nothing...I thought I was a free liberated woman living fast and having fun. But now I am disgusted at myself, I want to go back and change the past, but I can't. If my spouse knew who I was before we met, he would have never even given me a chance. If my children ever find out who I was, they'd be ashamed of me. If my family knew what I did, they would disown me. I suck, and I can't get over the gross things I did. I need help, but I can't get it, because I am living a lie, I thought I can sweep it under the carpet, but it's haunting me. If you saw me, you'd think I was a rich successful woman, so friendly, pretty and happy, but underneath it all I am dead. I am different now, I need to let go...but I can't come to terms with myself. It's the past...let it die and get over it. Please someone tell me I'll get over my past mistakes. Someone tell me I'll get over this regret and shame I feel. Please tell me how to do it by myself? I need help, but I can't get it because no one can know the old me.
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>>27337561

fuck off filthy roastie lemon toastie
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You did it again, it could have, hey guys, I'm looking back on my life and I'm having trouble coping with some of my past any help?

But then you went fembot and we had to queue it up!
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>Someone tell me I'll get over this regret and shame I feel. Please tell me how to do it by myself?
Kill yourself

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