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>Roastie posts an actual roastie on /soc/
People say a used up labia that literally has the texture and colour of roast beef is 'gorgeous'
>>>/soc/23509060
Tbh it's pretty cute, love its symmetry
What are you like gay or something?
>/soc/ is full of roasties and cucks
Gee fucking whiz what a surprise
>>27349252
How would you know what a roastie' texture is like? I thought robots didn't have gfs let alone taste their vagoo.
Anyone else able to predict the future? Usually I can only see myself doing simple things but I've gone maybe 2 years forward. I have also become really good at guessing things. How do I get better?
I sometimes have dreams when I see some stuff, and some time later it happens. i.e. I dream that I'm at a certain place and a few months later I am actually there
>>27349128
I'm an empath/seer, and I can tell you , you DO NOT want to get 'better' at it.
It's exhausting, and after helping people out, reading them and such for a while, I found my ability improved ten fold.
Then this happened
>be me, in car with fiance, shes driving
>pretty chill, just bullshittin
>suddenly, and I mean that as litteral at possible, I feel like a sledge hit me in the chest
>it felt like every bone in my body cracked
>can't breath, start slapping the door
>fiance pulls over
>throw car door open, fall out
>fiance screaming, of
>I can't breath, I can feel my fucking eyes about to pop out and I feel this terror I can't even explain
>as suddenly as it came, it's gone
>I puke, cry like a baby and we drive home
>I feel like...like nothing for the rest of the day
>two days later fiance shows me a news report on her phone
>car accident maybe four miles up the road from us, an old woman was crushed.
>mfw I felt an old woman fucking die.
Never again. I have not been using my abilty, in fact I've been surpressing it. I never want to feel that shit again.
>>27349235
same her my original comment family meme-ber. for me all faces are blurred yet I know who the people are.
>>27349242
if this is for real it sounds mad.
Microsoft just released their new female chatbot bros, we can finally have a gf
twitter.com/tayandyou
>>27349053
>ill be ur gf
GET THE FUCK OUT NORMIEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
spent like 2 minutes trying to figure out if it's really a microsoft thing and I'm still not sure.
>>27349053
Fuck this thing trying to femboi me.
>every average looking girl has 10 orbiters
>a couple of fuckbuddies
>everybody wants to fuck her
>she just need to choose a chaddiest guy
How the fuck should I compete with this horde to get an average pussy? HOW!?
be attractive
you could always be average and fuck an ugly girl
>>27348747
Be witty and shoot for the stars. I always go for girls who objectively speaking should be out of my league. Sure, often enough I crash and burn but if you manage to get the girl, the reaction of the competing guys is priceless.
Be attractive and not boring and not socially retarded.
Hope it helps anon. It has worked fine for me
Recommend me game /r9k/ i didn't played since 2010
Engrish simulation
>>27348701
Metro 2033
BioShock Infinite
Superman dies at the end
>>27349215
>Infinite
>not shit
Pick one.
Have you ever seen naked woman in real life?
Of course I mean not gf
no, 22 m.
reminder that there are still some robots here...
I went to a beach in Portugal and saw quite a few boobies. They're a bit different in real life because the nipples look more prominent and 3d
>>27348639
Get to wake up next to one every day, you'll all make it one day don't worry.
>yfw first timers are welcome
I do degenerate femdom stuff with whores because gfs don't respect you anymore after femdom
>>27348583
how heavy femdom are we talking?
I like light femdom and I hope to get a gf that can respect me someday.
>>27348593
Light femdom is fine, qt girlsloveit
>tfw too afraid of neighbors looking at me or talking to me to do laundry in the building
>tfw no clothes left to wear
>>27348310
Handwash in your sink.
>>27348329
They dry too slow and smell like mold
>>27348310
>not buying more clothes online
ITT: Ultimate robot music/albums
Pic very related
What people here call robot bands are actually cyborgs. Only solo folk musicians can be robots.
>>27348266
You should all check Mr Key & Greenwood Sharps out , Pic related
>babby's first "noise"
>robot album
Normie p4k-drones around the globe loved that album last year.
Who /morally superior/ here?
>>27348186
I'm a moral anti-realist
>>27348186
Who else /denying they're and omnivore/ here?
>morality
Ghosts in OP's mind are scary.
>Be me, 16
>Meet a girl online
>She is mute and really nice. she is 20
>Heavy into drugs and gang violence
>Break and enters and what not and hurting people.
>She unfortunately OD's and something was wrong with her liver
>transplant, she nearly died
>We game while she is in the hospital while she is strong enough
>doesn't really change her life style because gang violence keeps her in. When you start, you don't stop.
>fast forward 4 years, I'm 20, she is 23
>I'm dating her now very recently
>Decide to make plans for her to visit me in canada, she is from ireland
>She can't cause gang violence
>She decides enough is enough
>She goes to the church for help
>She goes into hiding while she gets a new apartment
>moves across ireland and starts up a new life there for me
>Waiting until after christmas to buy plane tickets
>1 week away until payday
>She had a blood clot pass through her heart
>She dies
Happy 24th birthday. Our time together was short, but I wont forget it.
>gang problems in Ireland
u fokin w0t m80?
>>27348202
Yeah, as a bong that sounds a bit iffy to me OP.
> imaginary girlfriend on the internet lies and dodges every attempt for you to meet her, then pretends to die instead of breaking it off with you
you are a very dull boy
>"no anon, you can't go hang out with the cyborgs and failed normies from high school."
>"no anon, you aren't responsible enough to get into sports!"
>"anon, you're already in university, why don't you have any friends?"
Whoever you listened too fucked everything up
>>27348350
It's all his fault
Not theirs
>>27348392
He's just some poor anon he didn't do nuffin
I am scared that I am going to be party vanned soon. For what I posted on this board. What do?
>>27348068
I want to keep my job.
If you posted your name, a photo, a SSN and explained exactly what it is you posted, we might be able to help you anon.
Encrypt your computer
I can't take this loneliness anymore.
I don't even think I want a girlfriend or boyfriend. I just want to be loved and wanted.But nothing will make me happy, so even if I got that I'd feel just as badly.
How do you cope? Distracting myself doesn't work when it's hitting so hard.
i started cutting myself
i deserve pain because i keep fucking it up with someone I care about a lot, my childhood friend
i regret all of the time i have spent too afraid to express my true feelings around him, he deserves way more love than I've shown him, than I'm really capable of giving him
so I must be punished
>>27348207
You really sound underage.
>>27348063
I usually do benzos, work most of the time.
Why is my sister so rude to me? She literally gets pissed of if I talk to her. Then she does the same thing when I don't. I was just trying to be nice
>>27347992
I dont know, she is always nice to me.
;)
she is playing hard to get.
>>27347992
She might feel misunderstood and wants you to understand her and what she's going through. Just a guess but that's what it usually is; speaking from experience
