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HEY YOU WORTHLESS NEET FAGGOTS ITS ME AGAIN. JUST A REMINDER THAT YOU ARE LITERAL PARASITES AND I HOPE YOU ALL KILL YOURSELVES
damn daniel, back at it again with the McDonald's uniform
>works at Shitdonalds
you are like one rung up the ladder of us neets. What you are doing is like someone with HIV making fun of people with aids. Everyone is losing.
>>27364181
>McDonald's employee
Literally 5 steps down from a NEET you poor wageslave
How do I "fire" my therapist?
>>27364044
Stop going. Don't even call, just find someone else.
>>27364044
Step 1: acquire matches...
>>27364096
Beat me to the punch
>Oh R E L A X Anon!
>He's just really friendly like any other dog
>Well... I must admit he loves me a bit too much but I love him back so it's okay
>Getting cucked by Rex
That dog's been closer to a girl than I ever will.
>>27363846
He's as close to a girl as I've been to a dog though.dogpucci feels like loli mouth
>tfw we're finally going to get the first shitposter in office
>>27363627
Finally.
The President r9k deserves.
Feels ok
Talk shit, get shit
It's been a while, probably a year. Are you folks here still pouting? I suggest making a cup of your favourite tea and joining me in this thread.
I don't drink tea, but I'll join you.
are you a tripfag im supposed to recognize or something?
>>27363594
How's your week been going so far anon?
>>27363608
Nah
PLEASE SOMEONE HELP!! JUST END THE LONELINESS, PAIN, AND SENSE OF ABSOLUTE WORTHLESSNESS! HELP ME! I'LL DO ANYTHING PLEASE! I CAN NOT BEAR THIS EXISTENCE ONE MOMENT LONGER!
op how can i be of service
>>27363544
>>27363544
if i could do that i'd be helping myself pal
You're a butterfly in its cocoon, anon....you'll feel beautiful again someday; I promise.
http://chrishateswriting.com/post/140641275808/my-next-chapter
Did anyone else here ever expect this to happen? Like at all?
I'm really happy for him senpai. We wouldn't be here if it wasn't for him. Also, is moot the creator of the wordfilter meme? Or is it common on Japanese boards as well?
>>27363516
Ah, 2006 was a good year. Anyone else jerk it to this shit when they were 12?
I never thought he would leave 4chan, but he did.
I miss when he would post on /r9k/. Every weekend around midnight, like clockwork he would come post here.
>>27363995
You're correct on both parts
Do females feel the emotion known as love?
Is there any woman that would go out of their way to keep a man?
Any woman that would start a conversation?
One that wouldn't judge you?
One that would miss you when you're gone?
You know, normal actions associated with feeling love for someone?
I found out the girl I'm fucking has been stalking me mercilessly for five years.
I found out she hacked my now exgf's facebook and posted screen shots on her wall of conversations and nudes between her and the guy she had been cheating on me with.
And I wasn't even talking to her at that point, I had dropped her as a friend a year before that.
So even while I, admittedly, had treated her like shit, she was trying to protect me, and kept me from staying with a girl who didn't care about me.
Caught her in my house once restocking food in my cabinets.
I read her journal at one point because honestly sometimes she makes me scared.
She has a plan written out to kill my ex if she tries to get me back.
She also has plans for how to kill several other people in my life if they do certain things to me.
She does a lot of things to take care of me in really concerning ways.
So yes, I think women can feel love, I just think they're all insane, and not a single one of them knows how to handle love.
I think they feel it, and don't understand it, and how they show it reflects how hard they either try or try not to understand it.
>>27363681
the Chadest of Chads
>>27363782
Not really
Just a failed normie with a psycho attached to him
>Check it, I grew up a fuckin screw up
>Got introduced to the game, got a ounce and fuckin blew up
>Choppin rocks overnight
>The nigga Biggie Smalls tryin ta turn into the black Frank White
>We had to grow dreads to change our description
>Two cops is on the milk box missin
>Show they toes you know they got stepped on
>A fist full of bullets a chest full of Teflon
>Run from the police picture that, nigga I'm too fat
>I fuck around and catch a asthma attack
>That's why I bust back, it don't phase me
>When he drop, take his glock, and I'm Swayze
>Celebrate my escape, sold the glock, bought some weight
>Laid back, I got some money to make, motherfucker
>Don't you open up that window
>Don't you let out that antidote
>Poppin' pills is all we know
>In the hills is all we know (Hollywood!)
>Don't go through the front door (Through the back!)
>It's lowkey at the night show
>So don't you open up that window
>Don't you let out that antidote
im a fat nigga but that's okay tho
Cuz I can still fuck your main hoe
>At night I can't sleep, I toss and turn
>Candlesticks in the dark, visions of bodies being burned
>Four walls just staring at a nigga
>I'm paranoid, sleeping with my finger on the trigger
>My mother's always stressin' I ain't living right
>But I ain't goin' out without a fight
>See, every time my eyes close
>I start sweating and blood starts coming out my nose
>It's somebody watching the Ak'
>But I don't know who it is so I'm watching my back
>I can see him when I'm deep in the covers
>When I awake I don't see the motherfucker
Hello and thank you for reading. I am trying to learn more about the cultures of this board and I have a question that I would like to get answered.
Can the most senior members of this community please answering my question for what is wrong with this photograph?
Thank you!
The building kind of looks like a face when you look at it a certain way.
>>27363283
it's a thumbnail i seen't it there
no one cares get the fuck out
The suicidal thoughts are coming back
>>27363135
For me they are always there, every second.
>they never left
>>27363891
>For me they are always there, every second.
This. They have never left me.
>Tfw no lewd Steam friend to make me orgasm
>>>/v/ is elsewhere
>>27363110
Rethink your life.
>>27363110
>>27363122
>>27363359
>Thread was made by a ugly roleplaying neckbeard
Just n0
Hi I'm Super Terry,
and I'm wondering if I look normie enough to get a GF.
I really love lucina and feet.
Please add me on skype,
superterrydactyl
Almost
Identical
not your personal army, faggot cuck
>>27363152
WEW RUDE WEW
Be honest robots.
http://strawpoll.me/7103924
>>27362914
Af/bm is the best porn.
Not even black but tightest pussy vs the biggest cocks is a win win when it comesto porn.
Why is there so much Asian female/black male porn compared to Asian female/white male?
Asian male and black female when I can find it
Holy shit bernie supporters are in such denial right now it's fucking hilarious.
>get btfo in an election the polls indicated they were going to get crushed in
>MUH VOTER FRAUD
>MUH SHILLARY
>WAAHHH THE ESTABLISHMENT IS SHUTTING US DOWN!!!
Reddit has started to skip like a broken record. They keep on spamming the exact same news stories on repeat and upvoting it all to the top as some sort of retarded coping mechanism. Like imaginary internet points will somehow convict hillary of voter fraud and give all her votes to sanders.
This shit is just top tier kek. Bernie sanders supporters and redditors are fucking pathetic sore losers.
im a bernie supporter. i keep getting emails from his campaign insisting that his time is coming with the next batch of primary results, but his time still hasn't come. i wish i could talk with him personally and let him know im proud that he did his best, but we cant all be winners. maybe buy him an ice cream
>>27362902
At least you admit that he lost gracefully and moved on. This pathetic crybaby shit from the majority of his supporters is fucking embarrassing.
Trump is the only way to go!
![Chad,N'djamena2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iAOhEwu.jpg "Chad,N'djamena2[1]")
