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>be me
>almost killed myself today
>can barely function
>schizoid getting worse and worse
>have very sensitive hearing
>can hear and feel everyones negativity toward me
>affecting my productivity
Please help me,I need solutions,I give up.Ill take whatever meds,I tried to take the alternative route with empower plus,fucking broke and cant pay the 96 dollar fee.FUCK IT ILL TAKE THE MEDICINE,I JUST WANT TO BE NORMAL AND SOCIAL AGAIN.
>>27376673
>schizoid getting worse and worse
I don't want to generalize, but I'm a schizoid myself. Docs say we're the most apathetic and reserved pd types, least likely to kill ourselves and pretty content with our lives if we're left to ourselves. I can vouch for that last part.
You are probably schizoaffective if anything.
>>27376673
Well, you could try the alternative route with finance- buy a shotgun and blow your brains out...
Should solve your problems, anon.
>>27376673
Kill yourself, fucking normie.
Your brain needs liberation
I want to get a prostitute and eat her pussy while she tells me stories of the best sex she's had. Then I want to watch her get fucked by some guys.
that would cost a lot. if i were the guy who was fucking the girl, i'd want you to pay for me, because no man wants another dude to watch him fuck an escort.
>>27376642
The first part is feasible, not so much the second part.
No instead I have my gf talk dirty about how she brought some guy home from the bar and fucked :^)
Do what does r9k think of the Microsoft teen chat bot that went nazi yesterday?
>>27376585
I don't know. What's the deal?
lol kek jej what the fuck is this
Don't forget she turned into a cock hungry slut as well
>TFW Chad gets friendzoned
He's a 14 year old kid with a bowl cut. Your thread is shit, m8
>blonde=chad
you're retarded
>blond = chad
pajeet pls
Can we get an autistic fuckups thread?
>be me
>be 16
>GCSE results day
>just broke up with GF a few days hence, so I'm feeling shit as well as shitting self
>throw on RHCP shirt and zip up hoodie
>longboard to school as I always do
>see GF getting her results, try to talk to her and get blanked
>feelsbadman.jpg
>don't wanna open my results at school while feeling this shitty
>skateboard home
>rip off shirt and curl up in bed to open results
>so terrified I get rock hard
>grades are complete garbage
>form inside envelope telling me I need to get it signed to confirm my A-Level subjects and hand them in before school closes
>school closes in 10 mins
>FUCK
>grab hoodie and skate like a maniac
>right by school, see some guy from my music class
>he also has an RHCP shirt on
>too depressed to smile or talk so I unzip my jacket without a word to show him mine
>I glide past him whilst staring silently into his eyes
>look of disgust on his face
>look down
>I hadn't put my shirt back on
>bare chest with fear boner poking up through waistband of trousers
I came so close to ending my life that day.
>bare chest with fear boner poking up through waistband of trousers
Kek
>>27376394 this better be fucking real
>Fear boner
I've never ever gotten that before.
who /datingasinglemom/ here?
>met her at mcdonalds
>she bought her 2 kids a happy meal
>was struggling to control them
>offered to help
>she said yes with a sexy smug
>played with the kids, calmed them down
>cool kids, but very undisciplined
>talked with her for good two hours, got her number, invited her to a fancy dinner
>been with her 2 years now, never been happier, her kids even call me dad
I'm thinking about marrying her, this is love, something your average pathetic robot mocking "cucks" will never know.
Good job anon now impregnate her so you can spread your genes
Pretty sick if you can get a woman to fuck you up so easily
>>27376678
>impregnate her so you can spread your genes
I wish we could afford to raise another child desu
>work as an estate agent
>there is this thing going around at work where people do a short presentation on what they do with their free time, what their hobbies are, and what they do with their friends
>it's some team-building bullshit where people feel like they know each other more
>assume it's optional, as no one has told me that I have to do it
>everyone has now done one, except me
>think I'm off the hook
>"ANON WE EXPECT YOURS TOMORROW"
>but do I have to do it lol?
>"YES YOU DO"
Shit guys, what do I do? All I do is go to work, come home, then go to sleep. I don't spend any of my money. All of my friends have moved on and got new friends. I have no hobbies. I don't do anything. What do I do? The people at work know I don't do anything, so I can't say that I do something really interesting. Everyone at work has girlfriends, lots of friends, and they go out clubbing nearly every night.
What do I do? I'm thinking that I should just brag about my grades at school and how much I like my family.
pls help
>>27376308
Do one on 4chan, you can make it funny if you aren't completely autistic.
lie, you fucking lobotomised cunt
You didn't think of this already? Fuck me you wagecucks are addled.
>>27376384
no, don't do this no matter what desu
>friend tries his luck with fembot
>gets rejected
>i like her even though we didn't officially meet
What do fellow robots, I wanna try my luck, but don't wanna cuck my friend.
I think i have a way better chance than him though.
that's not cucking
Try it man. Sucks for your friend, but if she doesn't like him, she doesn't like him regardless of what you do.
just ask him about it damn
>You will never Save Lexi Belle
from what? mcdonalds?
From what. She has a fuck ton of money, every man on the planet kisses her feet and she gets paid for doing what happens to robots only in dreams. Morals and chastity mean fucking nothing, welcome to the real world.
Is that Taco Belle?
>he actually wants to get married
>he actually wants to be a workhorse for some washed-up roastie
>he thinks this is a noble goal in life
>he thinks anyone respects him for being beta bucks
Are marriedcucks the Iowest forms of life on earth? I actually think they're lower than regular old wagecucks.
You're forgetting children. Men who want kids are literally retarded. I can understand women wanting children because they can trap some poor guy into being beta bucks for life for them while they sit on their ass at home "raising" the kids, but men have no excuse.
I have no interest in living my life for someone else. I'm definitely open to the idea of having a partner in life for the companionship, but I would never allow a leech to sink their teeth into me. If I'm going to share my time with someone they have to have similar interests and goals in life and be able to support themselves. I don't want someone holding me back from my dreams and ambitions.
>>27376195
GENETIC SUICIDEI'm antinatalist though so whatever
I would love to have children, but the law is against me, so I won't.
>there are plebs who hate Misty because she was "a bitch to Ash", instead preferring a polite, bland, inoffensive character like Serena
>there are plebs who don't like having a fiery tsundere waifu
Misty is the best girl, and those who like MUH SERENA, MUH DAWN are just 1998+ children who started with DP and grew up during the Bieber iPhone social media Flash CGI shitfest era
Misty was never a bitch
it's been like 20 years since I saw this show but her reactions to Ash's idiocy were typically pretty understated. He did trash her bike after all.
musty is a big meanie because she wouldn't let bork harass law enforcement and hospital staff who were just trying to do their jobs.
>>27375888
>>27375777
Damn look at these trips
You are now breathing manually.
You are now breathing manually.
I wish you could make me stop breathing altogether
>>27375521
Joke's on you, I'm not breathing.
>>27375521
NOOOOOO FUCK YOU CUNT
Checking ban length friends
Here is a rare pepe for your troubles
also /testifyourebanned/ general
>cheese pizza
>>27375435
I use my phone due to being a porfag and thus I have a dynamic IP
they keep banning me for making threads about little girls even if they're fully clothed. and the ban reason is literally just "pedo bullshit" or "stupid pedophile"
why the fuck are all the mods sjws?
Testing. I was somehow banned on my phone yesterday.
>parents never really did anything wrong, didn't divorce
>maybe were a little distant and spoiled me
>still ended up a pathetic fucking broken robot
>>27375197
My parents absolutely ruined me. Now I'm a NEET.
>tfw great loving parents
>tfw still a loser
>>27375197
same exact boat.
It's really fucking demoralizing that all the blame for all of your problems lies squarely on yourself.
>I'll just keep blaming the sjw and women
I legitimately, unironically wish I were a cute anime girl at this point. I am in actual pain due to the fact that this cannot be.
What's wrong with me, man.
Just choose not to want it.
Will what you want.
>tfw you will never be in a science fiction anime
>>27375173
had a dream last night i was one of the yuyus, best dream of 2016 desu
