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>Get fed up with self having no gf
>Lose my shit one day
>Get off the internet, get uni degree, get well paid job, pretty/clean self up, move out of home into a nice apartment
>Still no gf, find myself back here
I DID IT ALL, ALL OF IT FOR YOU /R9K/, ITS THE EXACT SAME, NO GF, NOTHING
IT'S NOT FAIR
>>27385389
THIS ISN'T RIGHT THE QTS WERE OURS
SHE'S RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL OF THIS
THINK OF ALL THE ROBOTS
THIS IS THE STACY
AND SHE"S HERE ON HER KNEES
Wagie wagie don't be lazy
get back to your 12 hour shift, my neetbux don't come from nowhere.
please vote dudes.
http://strawpoll.me/7176946
>>27385318
>http://strawpoll.me/7176946
Mister bombbuster? are you singing that fucking song?
>>27385318
> Never went to high school
Get on my level plebs
I guess I am missing the joke.
Everyone called each other by their names.
Though I would always shorten girls' names to the masculine because I thought it was cute (it was not cute).
Alice = Al
Rachel = Ray
Hannah = Han
Gabriel = Gabe
and so on
Hey /r9k/, I'm the OP of >>27375991
If you want some more background please read the thread that is linked to the thread above
Guys, I really fucked up this time. I am currently in a state of drunken highness and the result is pic related.
How do I recover from this? I can't come back at this point. Please give me pointers or suggestions or criticism or something.
>>27385266
Say you're shitposting with a friend and texted the wrong person
>>27385316
>shitposting
my nigger this is text measing, you can't use that excuse
>>27385266
>>>27375991
You're the ruffler?
I'm not caught up. Let me catch up, ruffalo.
Ive been alive for a while, and I think I loved my mother for a while, but eventually I think it leaked away. I don't know if I really love her. You guys are fucked up enough that you either are too dependent on your mothers, or you hate them for bringing you into this world. I can't remember what love is like. I'm not trying to be a moody teen, but I honestly don't remember, or maybe my I call love something else. Can you describe for me what love to your mother feels like? Or something that's close to it? I feel like I'm not capable of love. Anyone who feels the same please respond, maybe we're not alone
>>27385205
That kid's skull is fucked
I am too dependent on my mother and my love for her is also slipping away too
I cried when I thought about her dying today, though. So it's still there, it's just buried underneath bullshit, judgment (like I have the right to judge anyone) and anger.
>>27385559
hahahaaha im not crazy man, I just cant remember or I don't know if what you call love I call like friendship or something
>Any smoking, alcohol, drugs?
>...
>Are you sexually active?
>>27385013
>tfw you haven't spent a full 24 hours sober since January 1st
new year new me
ask the woman who raised you
>>27385013
>lied and said yes
>he makes me take a piss test
>n-no way I have std's doc
>"well it's always good to be sure"
he knows.. doesn't he..
What is it with 4chan users and their obsession with a trap gf?
/lgbt/ can't stay on their containment board and also tonnes of dudes here are repressed homosexuals
>>27385009
Condense your stuff >>27382828
just a bunch of spammers from /lgbt/
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
P-pardon me..
>all that leg hair
I've seen this pic for over a year now and I know it's a guy, but I've always been really curious.
I love the brap meme
>>27384910
Can you please stop posting this. It triggers me on a spiritual level.
>she's not a virgin
>expects to find a husband
It's going to be sad and lonely existence fembots.
>>27384836
>Is a virgin
>expects to find a wife
r9k/10.
>>27385703
epic lulz, top kek, such zozzles, etc.
Who would want a ruined whore other than a mentally unstable cuck?
Going to make a dank video game and travel the world for the perfect virgin bride whos vagina will adapt to my cock alone.
Just a friendly reminder that there is available pussy everywhere. You just need to pretend she's your oneitis and stare into the sun 10 minutes a day.
No more
>tfw no 4/10 gf
>tfw no butthole
>tfw no roastie
All i see is women litrelly cannot be lonely from that picture.
>>27384799
that dude is clearly gay
alright i don't want that creature as a gf, would anyone?
is my co-worker flirting with me?
>just turned 18
>been working as a host since january
>ever since I started I always made a point of cleaning the tables at the bar and making sure they were fully stocked with ice, plates and such
>go on a trip at the end of feb
>she gives me $20 for cleaning up the bar constantly and being so friendly
>when I come back she asks if I even tanned (I'm very fair skinned)
>then last week asked if I had sex on my trip
>"almost hahaha"
>this week
>we have a preshift pep talk or whatever
>she makes a point of leaning against me
>turn and she gives me a big smile
>laugh it off and she continues to lean on me
>later on as I go to get cutlery to set tables, she stops me and plays with my chest hair poking out of my shirt
>after at the bar asks why I'm so timid
>"I-I'm not really haha"
>earlier I helped out another co-worker and I overheard her say "Oh i'm stealing your boyfriend!"
>mfw
keep in mind, she's around her mid 20's, is she just bullying me or in her own way hitting on me?
>>27384693
Sounds like she's hitting on you. If you like her you should ask her out.
>>27384693
You're seriously asking r9k about what to do when it comes to women?
>>27384693
sounds legit
go forth and conquer, brah
Reasons why you're single thread. Look deep inside yourself and post it here on a Chinese cartoon porn forum. I'll start.
>not horrendous looking but I don't exactly put much effort into my appearance.
>Too edgy for most women in both sense of humor and I have many /pol/ tier beliefs
>after years of rejection and loneliness I stopped caring about women
>I still desire them on some level but not enough to actually pursue them
>Ugly even though i try to hide it by dressing well and being fit
>Can't trust women anymore so everytime some girl displays any kind of interest i just think she's fucking with me in some weird female way and screw things up
>Extremely insecure about appeareance
>Not really sure of who i am, i'm different when i'm around different persons and alone so i'm not really sure how i am
>>27341307
Is this one of those so vague it applies to everyone things? because it describes me to a T
>clinically depressed
>friendless
>too poor to afford a place of my own
That's pretty much it. If I can solve the first, the rest will follow.
Would you marry a brown girl?
I would if she was an anime.
>>27384641
if she still had a hymen
i am a brown girl
who /leecher/ here?
>finish a 30gig torrent
>stop seeding
Torrent sites are about to be banned in australia.
If you even try to visit one of the sites they log your IP and issue warnings.
>>27384770
>what is a vpn
>>27384834
Yes it is predicted that many more people will be using VPNs.
Perhaps they will be banned as well.
What do you think about her? Honestly. Tell me what you think.
p cute white girl. will give me lots of adorable half latino babies.
vapid generic white girl
probably goes to the state university and interests include hiking and snapchatting her starbucks visits
absolutely disgusting
I'm interested in hearing about what you have to say about her.
I CAN'T FUCKING STUDY AT HOME, TO MANY DISTRACTIONS
Go to a library
>>27384450
Library, park, or turn off the pc and tell your family to shut the fuck up.
>>27384450
I was going to change my name legally to Heinrich, but then I realized I wasn't white
