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These pants won't go over my butt anymore anon, am I getting fat?
maybe stop getting 1 size smaller then you usually wear so you can show off your cottage ass, you dumb bitch.
You shouldn't watch that video while we're eating
>another one
> and another one
>another one
>>27390152
>"Don't worry about it, baby: I'm going to stick to that righteous rear of yours so tightly that you won't need to buy another pair of pants in this lifetime."
Who else feels like shit when walking outside?
I feel absolutely great, actually
The world looks like it's made of plastic but seeing it that way makes it all the more beautiful
It's staying inside that makes me feel shitty
Too bad there are usually so many people. Every time I see one I have a tiny heart attack and straighten up because I think the way I'm expressing myself is wrong or something.
>tfw feel like shit and also smell like shit
>>27390103
I started listening to music while going outside and I feel a lot more confident.
I don't stare at the ground anymore
What is the meaning of life if you failed to achieve your biological imperative to reproduce?
We live entirely fake lives. Humans work every week for sheckles, or NEET it up and entertain themselves with fake media. Both aren't natural lives, so either way why should we even care about our species? I would reproduce if I was a native American hunter gatherer hundreds of years ago.
>>27389972
There is no meaning, not even reproduction, nothing. But must there be one?
>>27390032
mah niggai do not have a large understanding of philosophy, but from what i gather this guy thinks like that too, or maybe it's a different guy but you get my general idea
name things that seem fucking weird to you
>animals on this planet that somehow found the skills to fly
>grown ass men went to the moon and walked on it like 50 years ago
>monitors have shitloads of pixels and work for whatever reason
>electricity can create sound through speakers which makes no fucking sense
>magnets don't make sense either
>your brain doesn't mess up for 80 years straight so you don't die for that long
>>27342278
did you try researching those things
or did you just write down a list of things to complain about on r9k
>>27342335
just wanted to complain that birds can fly and I can't.
>>27342278
i'm with you on the computers / electronics thing. makes me feel like a complete retard that i barely understand them
TFW you will never be a skeletal archer
>>27389902
They are always dicks. Why can't one be in town. Helping out
>>27389902
>tfw you will never be youmuu konpaku and slice through demons and humans with your ghostblade
>not killing yourself in a remote location whilst suspended by ropes and holding a bow
>not gradually decaying until only skeleton and the bow remain
who here /reddit/
I go on Reddit.
>In before autists complain about their imaginary internet war with Reddit.
4chan is obsessed with reddit desu
not surprised that this website has become reddits playground. enjoy destroying 4chan and feeling like your on 'le dark hacker wubsite xD' you fucking faggots
>use laptop on chest while laying down all the time
>notice brown pattern on chest
>apparently it's Toasted Skin syndrome and it will never go away
What is with this world? Is nothing safe?
Everything you enjoy wants to or can kill you
Even if you need to do it to live
eh i put my laptop on my thigh, balls all the time theyre no different colour
>>27389854
>Toasted skin syndrome
Wat
Is there a purpose to live on this world? Everyone seems dumb as fuck around me. People just live in the present and only for themselves without thinking about the future generation. Society is just degenerating to a massive shit fuck. Civilization is just going to die out because of the "normie" retards and we are going to descend into a real dark age. Even the so called "conservatives" are fucking retards who give their lives to a jew on a stick and actively want the world to end so they can live with the popsicle jew in his magic, sky kingdom. If I even do get a girlfriend and possibly get married, the woman will just take half my shit and the kids. Love does not exist anymore. Morals no longer exist. Virtue, tradition, culture not longer exist. What the fuck happened?
>>27389576
Was gonna type a long ass answer, but no, there is no purpose. It's not important, really.
Nice Varg you got there.
>>27389598
It's probably my favourite one.
I don't think most people know enough to say that there's no purpose. Even if they did, just taking their word for it without your own understanding would be dishonest. Finding out what the purpose is or if there is one could be an occupation that meets the demands of a purpose.
>Daddy, why was mommy screaming earlier? Where did she go? Why did you carry a rug out to the car? Why was there strawberry jam leaking from it? Why did you drive out for so long? Where did you go? Why did you come back with a shovel and covered in mud? Why do you look so sad?
Shut the fuck up you worthless slut. I'm not your daddy. I'm the robot that raped and then killed your worthless whore mother. you're next bitch.
Roasties BTFO sweetpea
>>27389591
Oregon Coma Sufferer
How do I marathon jerk off without making my ass sweat?
>marathon jerk off
peyronie's
>>27389428
So I'm not the only one with sweaty ass situation? Like seriously, how can you even enjoy fapping if your ass gets all sweaty afterwards.
>>27389428
Use Goldbond
Where's the cheapest website to get custom t-shirts made?/wsr/ is dead
Buy a cheap white shirt and draw on it yourself
Don't support capitalism, anon
>>27389246
nigger that shit will come off first wash
>>27389238
what's the design, or is more to accomodate your ample girth?
If anyone ever says that a girl likes you, they are lying.
That girl is not flirting because she likes you.
When you admit to a girl that you like her, it fills her with validation.
This is the only reason that any girl would ever talk to you.
how does it feel to be in highschool op?
>>27389082
actually women are more capable of love than men. men are just violent rape monsters without feelings.
>>27389082
dude get the fuck out of here, this is a meme board dont believe the shit you read here, you are sickening me
Remember when you were younger?
Remember when the world was bigger?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEOdGeblglM
>>27389028
no
my shit was fucked as soon as i entered middle school
>>27389054
yeah, middle school kind of sucked for me too.
I had that awkward stage, but I grew out of it come highschool and things got so much better there.
the world wasn't bigger
I was just smaller
I have constant dreams about this 10/10 girl and today i went to this party and the girl was there. I went inside and i saw her staring at me so i greeted and hugged her, Then through out the night i caught her staring at me a couple times and then she would look away. What does this mean /r9k/? do i have a chance? or am i just tripping and being a paranoid beta robot.
>>27388989
If you are not really fat or ugly and I mean really fat or ugly you always have a chance with any girl. I have had many similiar situations with very attractive girls that I ruined by being akward or never making a move.
>>27389067
Fuck i feel like i messed up. I hardly made eye contact with her or smiled when she was looking. I feel like an idiot
>>27389085
Not really, takes them weeks to lose interest unless they find another guy.
ROBOTS,
does coconuts have 3 holes like a bowling ball?
>pic related
Your mom got.
Why is r9k absolute shit at night?
>>27388738
No.
I only post original replies.
