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Just had a poo edition
About to have a poo, but I think it may be diarrhoea
>>27346443
I hear that. Didja need the skewers?:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuHJHs_NF6s
had some fig rolls and a coffee
as soon as my cheeks touch the rim I'm getting turned inside out
g?ys can#you h3ar me?
>>27395165
dm_4chan_out_kms is this going anywhere?
I hear youoriginanle
>>27395819
I went to maintenance so now there are some things I can't say anymore, idk. hbu?
>Russia and USA
>Enemies
Why?
Americans are being dumbfucks about Russia. By attacking Russian interests forcing a "colourful revolution" (backed by Soros) in Ukraine in order to isolate Russia they have created an enemy where there should be an ally. And then Russia signed a treaty with China in order to provide them for gas, then they annexed Crimea, fueled separatism / pro-Russian irredentism in Ukraine and fucked USA plans in Syria.
USA could have destroyed Russian attempts in Syria technically, but the political landscape wasn't good for that.
Now Russia is an ally of China, and is probably barganing with Kerry about letting a successor of Assad if America let's them annex another two Ukrainian provinces (this time 10 million inhabitants, combined). Hell, they may even annex half of Georgia (the country).
Russia and USA could be allies in the same way that Japan and USA are allies.
Thing is Russia and the USA doesn't have conflicting interests. Russia could provide oil to USA if USA needed some, instead of the Gulf States. The only disturbing rock blocking this alliance is probably Israel. They need the US controlling and providing money to the Gulf States...
GET OFF MY BOARD
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
>>27395148
>colourful revolution
idi nahui otsyuda, chmo tupoe
>could be allies like US and Japan
No, they can't. There isn't the same cultural history between them to warrant such an alliance.
Russian aggression works counter to the general consensus of the world of no more land grabs. They essentially shit on the blank slate that the US/Russia relationship was given some years ago. You would probably argue that the US did the same by increasing missile systems in Europe and supporting the Ukrainian uprising, but the difference is that the US did/does so at the EU's behest. The EU will always be the most important ally to the US and they help to maintain a stable Europe. You cannot doubt that Ukrainians would be better off under the EU than as a satellite state to Russia.
Why would the US care to get oil from Russia? Most of its oil already comes from the Americas with popular support in cutting down Middle Eastern imports, why would they want Russian oil?
Russia made itself a one resource country and thus one to easily hit economically. It is no fault of the EU and US to take advantage of it when Russia decides to act unilaterally.
1. Taiwan
>>>>>>> POWER GAP
2. everytbody else.
now i will dump pictures.
>>27395068
Idk Thailand has some really cute Chinese-Thai girls.
That mix is amazingly perfect
>>27395077
dump some.
i made my power list as an objective and neutral party.
>tzuyu
Black people are also good looking as well
ITT: Songs you hate that normies love
>DON'T BELIEVE ME JUST WATCH
>>27394946
>most any normie tier rap ever
>in fact, hip hop/ rap general
>SHUT UP AND DANCE WITH ME
>ONCE I WAS SEVEN YEARS OLD
>MA MAMMY TOLD ME
>GO FIND YOURSELF SOME FRIENDS AND YOU'LL GET TENDIES
Could someone define an Absolute Madman?
>>27394934
Replying to a namefag.
>>27394934
>E G G M A N
ridge racer
>>27394934
Making a new thread because you get trashed in your other one
Daily reminder that If you are non-white you CANNOT be a robot. Women only have insane standards for looks in white men. Non-white men are not held to such high standards at all. Couple this with the fact that the media is shilling brown men like crazy and telling white women to mix and pushing the cuck meme on white men like no tomorrow. It's impossible to be an ethnic male in the west and not get a qt white gf nowadays.
>>27394642
>Women only have insane standards for looks in white men
That's actually true as well.
Ever see a white woman with a black gf? Usually they're pretty big/muscular but have zero facial genetics.
All statistics and studies have shown that you're wrong; women of all races strongly prefer white men
If you're white and can't get a gf, you should kill yourself because you failed on easy-mode
>>27394710
they strongly prefer Chad, who is obviously at the top of the food chain. but between an average looking white boy and a nigger(who really has no average or high end to begin with) she will go for the nigger. all niggers look the same to her and the nigger presents way more value(BBC, it's cool to date a black guy nowadays, I won't be racist) than just another plain, boring, unimpressive, mediocre, average white guy.
this is why i browse /b/.
best place on 4chan to find little gems here and there.
is there some subtext behind this? if so i need to know more for maximum keks
>>27394616
the thread is titled "sub caption this /b/" and that's where i got it.
>>27394616
>During Kaskade's set on Saturday a diesel Asian made his way through the crowd trying to grind on whatever he could naked. Every guy that told him to get the fuck away and put some clothes on he tried to fight. Obviously this dude was rollin balls or tripping on acid. After a few minutes half the security force had him surrounded him but he wasnt goin down without a fight. He hit a couple of the guards and they eventually tackled him but not before this dude got this haymaker in.
In all seriousness robots, why don't you start going bike riding?
>It's a good way to stay in shape and isn't too strenuous
>it gets you out of the house
>nobody can talk to you because your zoom zoomin past them
>you can find a used bike for cheap and after that it's free to ride unless you need to make a repair
Idk I just like riding bikes, it gets me out of the house and keeps from going insane
i used to cycle a lot and no it's not really a good way to stay in shape, if you really want to get in shape go running and lift.
but cycling is fun, especially five hour sessions where you just end up not knowing where the fuck you are, get to see new stuff, zoom zoom etc
>>27394437
I'm not poor and/or European and can afford a car
I do it a lot but it's boring as fuck.
At least it helps keeping me in decent shape.
>Wife's son is shooting me with paintballs again
>Wife's son has bigger balls than you
>look mom, i posted the 'cuck' meme again
>tries to stifle his giggles while f5ing furiously hoping some anon indulges in his shitpost
sage
>>27394454
t. sven cuckoldson from his cuckshed
I just hit E on my weight scale and can't fit into any of my denim jeans. I wear pajamas/sweat pants. I'm balding and my Dad is threatening to kick me out if I don't find a job this Summer.
What do?
Well, you have guaranteed free lodging until summer. Take advantage of it. For the balding- maybe shave your head and apply minox daily to save your follicles until you can get finasteride prescription, or just roll with it like men have since the dawn of time. To lose weight- download a diet app and log your daily caloric intake. Do some cardio to improve your overall fitness.
>I just hit E on my weight scale
That's hilarious, but could you give us an estimate of your weight right now?
>>27394327
snack on a lot of carrots to fill your stomach, don't touch sugary or oily food with a 50 foot pole, just don't buy any
Pepe has changed...
yeah, it changed from being a useful reaction image into a social currency for redditors to toss around so they can show how 'hip' they are with 'internet culture'.
>>27394310
This can't be real.
This just can't be.
I've never seen this finnish pepe. Is this a real meme or just something you made up
Why don't you like big butts, /r9k/?
>>27394289
Because I don't like obese landwhales
>>27394289
they're okay as long as they are proportionate to the women carrying them
i hate tattoos though
>>27394516
and fake nails.
>go to new years party
>feel depressed
>chill on couch alone
>don't even want to drink
>qt wants to talk to me
>wtf.jpg
>she cuddles up to me
>just be awkward and not cuddling back
>make excuse to self because friend brought her there and wants to fuck her obviously
>defs could have got a kiss
Tfw too autistic to take advantage of a 1 time only situation
She was a slut, you dodged a bullet.
What kind of woman just goes to cuddle up with a stranger?
I followed it up with enough success to hang out with her a bit but she turned out to be what i can only define as a narcissist. Used to say she likes my company then give me the silent treatment when i asked her to do something together. Isuallu after i buttered her up through txt messaging. She got her ego boost and then cut me off
>>27394189
This is why betas should just avoid women entirely, they're only used for boosting women's egos between the weekend when they go out to party and get fucked by Chad.
There isn't a single living person or group to which I feel any kinship.
I don't have any friends. There were people I've considered friends in the past - many years ago - but there's always a moment where the mask seems to come off and I realize they're someone I don't really know or understand. If I ever needed something I don't think I could have relied on any of them. The relationship was based around mutual entertainment and convenience moreso than really being allies. These days I can't find enough in common with other people to bother trying to find friends, and I can't really motivate myself to fake friendships. It's like other people are mannekins or automata or something. I don't hate them or begrudge them, I just don't see any reason to care about them, and it's very difficult to ascertain the motivations behind their actions. I don't care what they like or why they like it and dealing with them is tedious.
My coworkers don't like me. They're not really rude or antagonistic, but it's clear I'm not considered part of the group. Trouble is, is that in my occupation there's a lot of down-time between tasks where you're just kind of standing around killing time. It's awkward for everyone concerned to have me around. They're able to socialize just fine without me around; I'm a fifth wheel. I just don't care about any of the things they care about, and they don't care about any of the things I care about. I could never see or talk to any of them ever again and I would be completely fine with it. I suspect if I change jobs I'll forget their names. They're not necessarily bad people, we're just mutually indifferent to each other.
>>27393977
I don't particularly like my family and I have little contact with them. I don't hate them and I don't even dislike them, but I just don't feel any real connection to them. I'm pretty much a stranger to them. Whenever I talk to them on the phone we inevitably end up talking about the weather because we have nothing else in common. They call me, I never call them or even think about calling them. I have failed to live up to their expectations, and they're clearly disappointed in that. I imagine they have great difficulty in talking with other couples about me, for example if asked "and how is your son doing these days?" they really don't have an answer to give beyond "he's working at <workplace_name_here>". They don't really know more than that about me. My sister thinks I'm a loser and doesn't do a good job at hiding it. I think she expects me to earn more money and take a more active role in planning for my parents eventual retirement and death. I don't really see why I should. They all earn higher incomes than I'll ever earn and yet have made terrible financial decisions leaving themselves drowning in debt. I've tried explaining their mistakes, but they don't respect my opinions enough to change their behavior. If I have a financial responsibility to my family it feels more transnational in nature than an emotional bond. Like I owe them monetary compensation for raising me.
>>27394006
I don't feel any loyalty to my country anymore. I did once, because I was naive and lacked sufficient information about the nature of my countrymen. I even served in the army. But it became clear that as a soldier I was held in the same sort of patronizing contempt as a special education child, or a paroled criminal; someone who, when you encounter them, you force a smile on your face as a defense mechanism. A dangerous defective person who you have to protect yourself against. I was just as embarrassed to have to deal with the public while in uniform as they were to have to mutter tired platitudes to me. The army and political leadership also routinely sabotaged, undermined, and betrayed the efforts that they publicly professed to support unquestioningly. Mentally deranged criminals were promoted, and honest capable leaders were court-martialed. Being earnest in your belief in the mission and believing in the integrity of military and political leadership meant you were a fool. The entire war was fought for the sake of appearances.
>>27394018
I don't believe in democracy. Not because of politicians, but because of the premise: that people are capable of making good decisions about policies determining the future of their country. In every western country, over and over, we see voters making terrible decisions. These people have access to all human knowledge at the push of a button, and they still can't be trusted to make rational well informed decisions. I used to consider myself a aligned with a political party, but it's clear now that every party's voting bloc is made up of the same idiots. Emotional, irrational, intellectually bankrupt cheats and liars who will gleefully put dissenters into camps given the opportunity. Again, the voters are the problem, not the politicians. Politicians are just taking advantage of predictable group psychology: expect people to act like complete short-sighted idiots and plan your campaign accordingly. Nothing will ever improve, ever, because we're just gibbering shit-flinging screeching apes, utterly incapable of self-rule. Democracy is only maintained because it is an inherently stable system. The majority of people will resign themselves to eating shit for dinner so long as they believe that had a hand in choosing the meal. Doesn't matter if anyone actually has a say or not; maintaining the appearance of choice is sufficient to maintain the system regardless of how terrible the outcome of that system.
