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Be creative, we need quality content to drag this place out of the grave.
>>27404099
Here is the new attention whore meme
Send my 5$ here:gofundme com/ktmqwm5g
>>27404099
what's a creative post, what's quality. go fuck yourself we're not clowns for your amusement
bigger blacker benis
>you will never be a qt middle/highschool anime lesbian
love lab is 100% HETERO
NO LESBIANS ALLOWED
>>27403925
The image was chosen for the words, the feelings, not the anime itself.
Its a blanket statment on a feel.
>>27403764
>/u/ fags still mad
IM SO FUCKING BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
have you tried installing linux. getting basic functions to work will give you plenty to do
watch k-on
>>27403693
Installing "linux" and making it work isn't that hard...
Install Arch with Awesome and rice the shit out of it. You'll be done in a fuckin while.
Who here will be /GoingOutInStyle/
Some of you are alright. Don't go to tomorrow. Just stay in bed everything will be fine.
you might as well join ISIS and blow up yourself around normie kuffars
>>27403543
nice way to get yourself into the FBI watchlist
Weird feels thread?
>tfw trying to figure out if my sister was able to hear me jerking off
>record self jerking off
>play recording then go into sister room, obviously when she is not there
this isn't a hard problem to figure out you fucking pleb
>>27403590
Well that doesn't really help me now that my family is home
>>27404264
pretend you're on the phone then ask if anyone heard you talking to your girlfriend
>mfw professors obviously review themselves on ratemyprofesosrs.
>>27403486
I LOVE HARUHI, HARUHI BEST WAIFU.
>having an education
Fuck off normalfag
>think prof is hot
>their profile has no chili pepper
>feel like a freak/sexual deviant
>think prof is hot
>profile has chili pepper
>feel like cuck
>think prof is gross
>profile has chili pepper
>spend considerable amount of class time trying to pick out which of my fellow students has the terrible taste
Why is that even a feature on ratemyprofessors?
i was going to post this on jp, but w/e here.
in the excitement of posting on /r9k on a friday night i forgot that im worthless, so thanks for the reminder
>>27403327
Does this counts as domination? Because I feel something.
>>27403327
>or maybe the person is just young
>bad credit
>student loans
>chose a career with a low or stagnant income
>they like to spend their money on other things
possessions =/= self worth
>drank 8 cups of tea
>still completely exhausted, heavy eyes and foggy brain
These fucking leaves are bullshit, what's actually in these bags? Leaves and grass? Do Brits really get something out of this shit?
>>27403295
It's just a weak ass coffee. Try going to sleep..
It's not as strong, it can be pretty comfy though.
>>27403295
wait what, since when is tea supposed to awaken you? I drink cups of that stuff if I want to fall asleep hot n comfy.
Sup, bots. What do you do for money? Do you have tips for anyone to escape the NEETlife and eventual suicide?
pls help, guys. I'm a total loser and need guidance.
I steal
>>27403608
You get a fucking job you unbelievable retard.
Am I the only one who feels like we're all just one big family? Cause I do and I like that though
Never worry, I'll always be here for you.
>>27403343
Thanks anon! I hope you have good life
>>27403188
I just got here am I still part of the family?
Can you pinpoint the bane of your existence, /r9k/? The main point that has ruined your life?
>gender dysphoria
>there is no cure
>everything in life requires competition
>i'd rather not participate
>Have corruption fetish
>Convinced my emotionally fucked up gf who I was planning to dump after a while to become a hooker
>She didn't like it at first
>She slowly came to enjoy it
>Now she fucks 20+ guys per week
>Comes home and fucks me soooooooo good
>Our relationship is lubed by great sex, shared fetishism (she likes having been corrupted), and luxuries/vacations bought with her escort money
>I caught feels somewhere along the way
>I'm now in love with a girl who I made drop out of her PhD program to become a hooker
I made my bed. Gonna have to lie in it now.
>schizophrenia
Thanks God.
>tfw seriously considering suicide
>everytime I try to tell someone about it that think I'm kidding or just brush it off
>even my own family doesn't believe me
What do, fellow robots? I want people to help me, but no one will listen.
why are you considering suicide?
>everytime I try to tell someone about it that think I'm kidding or just brush it off
>even my own family doesn't believe me
yes because you're just looking for attention
>>27402690
I'm a 24 year old KV NEET with no aspirations and no hope. I don't care about grills or other people, I just want to something to make people proud of me but I always fail miserably or just don't get the oppurtunity. My confidence and self-esteem was crushed as a kid and it's just hard for me to get out of bed in the morning because I always feel like a failure to my parents.
Are there any words more disgusting and juvenile than "fap" and "schlick"? There's gotta be a better terminology for this...
>>27402448
There is, David Byrne. It's called masturbating.
based
swag
trill
bait
>>27402448
self-service
>did he jumped or was he pushed?
Are robots born, or made?
societal factors push a person to a point where it's easier to refuse responsibility and do nothing than accept it and put in effort to change
so they're made, but by themselves.
>>27402293
>so they're made, but by themselves.
>u chose to b a robot XD
>>27402271
both, you're born short and ugly, then get bullied and abused for being short and ugly, then the constant cortisol and adrenalin flow makes you dumb and scared and introverted as fuck
What is your current career path?
I got a job as a cashier adn im trying to work my way up, my sister is currentyl second assistant and I hope to get that or higher one day.
I want to start my own NPO charity.
How and for what, I'm still figuring out.
I don't have one anymore4
