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>hear cool music
>start doing cool poses and moves
video or it didn't happen
show me ya moves!
>blast chief keef in my 1994 honda civic with windows rolled down
>pull up next to actual black people
>roll up window
>>27409172
jyeeasss!
How awful is to wear braces being 23 years old?
very very
>>27409065
worse or better than having bad teeth?
It's fine. Just consider those years of your life with braces as lost years.
We /ironic/ in here tonight boys. What things do you like ironically? Pic related
There's a hipster as fuck coffee bar near my house.
I really want to walk in and talk about how great bernie is for a few day, then walk in with a trump hat and get kicked out
>>27408971
>tfw you're not even ironic anymore but instead embraced post-irony
is it 2010 in here?
>>27409191
irony comes in layers
tfw i'm ironically liking something post irony
Who else would love to live in a place this cozy?
That's a literal prison cell
>>27408928
>no internet
might as well take the capital punishment instead.
>>27408928
the tv only shows religious and educational programming
if they showed like shitty sitcoms, crime dramas or something, i wouldn't even mind it
anybody else just waiting to find the perfect song for the last thing to listen to before ending it all, something for them to see when they find your body?
>>27408903
that would be Mozart's Requiem
play time is ~55mins so you have more than enough time to set things up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPlhKP0nZII
>>27408929
its a little.. expected though, don't you think?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIiUqfxFttM
>Well I hope you had a great birthday anon. Come with me, I'll give you your present ;)
jesus i'm already 49?
>>27408890
I wish my mom looked like that lady
>>27408890
I would wear her like a feedbag.
Lost my awesome job as a cable guy and everything's been going downhill since (financially at least). I picked up a job as a busser at a pretty cool pizza joint we have here in town not only to give me some walking around money but to also have a source of food whilst looking for another job, and I'm also applying for the marines (I'm 21, healthy and curious to see if I die out there) I've cut food out the budget as much as I possibly can, and I'm still barely making my bills, not including rent so I'm deciding to tough it out and get a small storage unit to house what possessions I have and live out my truck until I can find other means. Any robots have any experience/stories bout the homeless life? Or coming close to it? Pic related- trying to get used to sleeping in my truck again
>>27408803
Dude DO NOT join the military. They fucking prey on people like you to waste 4 years of your life for Israel.
>>27409059
Depends on what job you choose man I know people that work as admin and sit at a desk no where near a desert
Read these
http://guide2homelessness.blogspot.com/?m=1
http://pastebin.com/6MKsvvHG
> Buzzfeed
> releasing a documentary later this year called "A Day Into The Life Of A Homeschooler."
> they came to the organization where I take classes
> try my best to subtly get a meme or "reeeeeeee" into the audio of one of their shots
I think I got some pretty important shots. So if you watch this trash, and you hear a "reeeeeeeee' in the background, know that today's youth are ready to meme.
> THE END
> pic unrelated
Screencapped and documented. I await the release OP.
>>27408736
1 twin swordsman pls
How old are you, OP? Are you still technically in HS?
Hey I need help guys. So I work at a private company that pays me alright for this part time job I do. i got a offer for "full-time" that offers guarantee of 35 hours but have to relocate. Sounds arightt but from the sounds of it , it seems like it's just my same job but there trying to move me over to a different spot. And from what I know CA full time is 40 hours.
Are these foos trying to give me a lowball offer? If I'm gonna move out of state I want a guarantee full time hours and not get screwed over.
I feel like you should make your concerns noted to your employer, its a reasonable concern
I know potentially CA is expensive to live in, so you might also bring that up
Not sure you can actually get anything in writing, but maybe you could contact a lawyer?
Or maybe someone at the company who has some something similar
>>27408787
Yeah the whole thing leading up to this offer was real fishy. The guy that makes the schedule been deliberately cutting my hours and suddenly a member of his family contacted me for this position.
>>27408851
Yea that sounds pretty sketchy, but its still an opportunity, I wouldn't give up completely, but I would be careful
Where do you live now? how far away is CA?
>his penis is under 7 inches
Kill yourself.
No amount of weightlifting or plastic surgery will unfuck your shit
FACT
By the time a girl grades highschool she will have already taken 5 8 inch + chad dicks AT LEAST
>>27408762
Source on that fact?
I never realized how jewy Piper looks
If anybody wants to talk, vent out, or be flirty on chat, I'm on it.
I'll talk to you for hours if you want.
I'll give you advice if you want.
I'll be your fake facebook girlfriend if you want.
Just email me
bestofdanandphillip at gmail dot com
must be wiling to pay on pay pal
Tits and time stamp or gtfo 5ever
>must be wiling to pay
don't fucking insult me
>>27408697
Sent
You have to comment my shit on Facebook and make people think I'm dating you
>18 right now, 19 in month
>still live with mom and dad
That's normal, you tard.
NICE BAIT THREAD BROOO
10 OUT OF 10 POINTS HAHAHA
>25
>Live with mom
>Share a bed with my brother
Cry more, bitch nigga.
>tfw seeing all these trap threads
god i hate traps, trap posters are undeniably gay prove me wrong
>>27408633
They're worse than gay
They have a perverse attraction to things that aren't entirely "natural" because they hate God
>>27408633
>trap posters are undeniably gay
fair enough
although i don't know why you wouldn't just ignore them
you've just created yet another trap thread, dipshit
t. trap
>>27408633
I can't prove you wrong because you are absolutely correct
Christ-chan a shit though
>tfw alwaysA L W A Y Sself insert as the girl when I watch porn and hentai
>see ahegao pics and imagine how good the orgasm must feel
>see POV hentai and get jealous for not having such a beautiful body
>get feels when I see hentai pics with a couple hugging and kissing and passionately having sex
anyone else like this?
I think 4chan broke me and I dont know how to fix it.I've been constantly, like 3 times in a week dreaming about sucking my own dick, and always when I fap I feel the urge to do it even though I cant.
pls how do I fix myself?
>inb4 tranny shills
honestly I thought I would get at least some replies from r9gay.. well ok then
You can't, source, me.
Get into prostate stimulation, if you milk yourself once a week you'll get it out of your system temporary.
>>27409134
this
once you're down that slope you're not getting off
I don't know what this board is, but it seems spooky... also sauce if there is any (even a fb would be greatly appreciated).
The OPs on this board are all part of an FBI honeypot.
You'll be meeting Tyrone next week.
Kek, I remember her.
An anon made a thread a few weeks back asking who it was, saying he met her on Omegle and was looking for her. Some guys got her skype to him and they talked. She asked him and all of r9k to leave her alone.
listen to the birds cry
