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How much would it cost to hire someone to kill you?
>inb4 moderated for asking about euthanasia
>tfw no legal euthanasia
Free rune (g) platebody
Probably iron boots or 500 nature runes, depending on the GE price
everyone ITT who kills me gets a free hug
Pls help me i want to kill myself right now.
I loved a qt 8/10 through all if highschool. Now im 22 and havent gotten over her in 8 FUCKING YEARS.
I feel like a faggot and am too beta to tell her i loved her all this time. She was always sweet to me and made it seem like she was a good girl.
>tfw i find out she's been fucking dudes on the reg since she was 16.
What do i do?
>>27409522
>pick related
>just do it
Find another girl. Even if you don't love her, as long as you like her a little bit the love will come with time. Even if it doesn't, after you break up/she cheats on you it'll give a different girl to regret losing/slut to resent. This sort of variety will keep you from completely losing it.
If you're already an ugly basement-dwelling full-blown robot, it's too late, and you should listen to >>27409604
>>27409522
>fucking dudes on the reg
That's called being an average person in the USA. The fact that you don't realize this shows how isolated and clueless you are.
If you want some "pure" virginal girl over the age of 20, you'll have to marry foreign. Or you could stop being a child about sex.
The BETA UPRISING HAS STARTED
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GET THOSE ROASTIES
Oh my goodness
original
>open flame
>flammable liquid
>nothing could possibly go wrong here
It's time.
I will not let any other robots go through what I have.
>"Look Anon, I know school can be tough and I understand why you dropped out"
>"You got yourself a part time job which is great and I'm proud of you"
>"But since you dropped out of school.. I'm wondering what your career will be; the profession you want and be an expert/skill in and do for the rest of your life?"
>"I-I just want what's best for you so I'm asking this"
I will be a roughneck making six figures
>>27409437
You're dead, grandma, why are you talking to me
Don't worry grandma, I'll pay for your new liver using the money I got from drawing anthropomorphic animals committing obscene sexual acts for strangers over the internet.
>Went to the gym
>My left arm is so much weaker, smaller than my right arm from jerking off so much
>Lift weights lopsided
>>27409404
It's called one hand push ups
>he doesn't alternate between arms when masturbating
>right arm is dominant, does most of the lifting when I pick things up
>fap with left arm
>tfw it evens out
who else /eatdandruff/
How old are you, kiddo?
Try taking a shower once in awhile.
just you, kiddo. what's it taste like?
>>27409382
kiddo im actually disturbed
why
>wow, that guy is so tall, it really makes up for his mediocre face and low social skills
>t. no girl ever
Manlets, when will they learnthat height isn't that great?
Tfw there are people browsing this board 5'10 and up and are still virgins meanwhile I'm 5'4 and have fucked two bitches already
>>27410025
exactly
i'm a 6'5" kv
I'm 25 and a qt 17yr old came at me HARD
for the reason alone that I'm Tall and I'm 5/10 at best
get rekt
I just want to be loved and have (rough) sex with a woman but I hate people and don't know how to interact with them.
What in the fuck do I do with my worthless piece of shit life?
Read a book or something.
>>27409960
A book about what?
>>27410197
The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion
Guys the police are outside at 1:47am
What is happening
>>27409336
Do you live near the n words?
>>27409336
Go outside and ask them.
>>27409336
Hard to say.
If you didn't do anything, then there's no need to worry about it.
I haven't opened the Feelspub for a while now in respect for the old Frog and Feels owner who had cancer. I haven't seen a post here in a while so I thought it might be time to have a thread.
pull up a stool, order a drink and share your feels, anons. I'm sipping on gin and lime juice tonight, trying to forget some personal feels I'd rather not talk about.
let's here what's on your mind, robots. what can I get you?
I'm drinking the cheapest rum at the liquor store, lady bligh
ama
Literally grabbed a beer just to enjoy this thread.
>>27409440
>>27409387
it's always a good thread. anything on your mind tonight, anons?
>Crack neck
>Feel a shock down my arms to my hands
You'll be dead in an hour.
>>27410038
>tfw suicide isn't this easy
eh. that's nothing. I do that getting out of bed, feels good right?
Has anything really humiliating ever happened to you? I went through a period when I was 14 that I had to wear diapers 24/7 and had to change myself in front of my brother....
>>27409240
>got extra desperate last night
>message 4 girls via snapchat to hang out
>literally "seen" from all of them
>tfw not even worth the pseudopolite "sorry anon but i'm busy"
damn. bitches can be so cold but i'm not accustomed to this level of coldness. im only 18 but i guess it's all downhill from here
>>27409240
that is so specific. aren't you afraid of being recognized
>>27409411
By who? Only my family knew this happened to me. My brother does go on 4chan, but not on /r9k/.
>apparently you're suppose to wash your hands as soon as you get home
>you'll be seen as a filthy savage if you don't immedietly wash your hands when visiting someone's home
Why didn't anyone tell me this? Is this actually a thing?
>>27409171
I'm waiting for other anons to reply so it's confirmed, I haven't got a clue
>>27409222
Can the opinions of robots really be trusted though?
>>27409171
This bait is not even trying anymore.
MY WIFES SON BEAT ME UP AGAIN
WAT DO?
>>27350541
stop giving that little nigger steroids
goddamn
>>27350541
Shit posting on /r9k/ sure will help xD
>>27350541
>White guy
>My son
>Is nigger
Real Cuck hours who the fuck up
>Hunch over when I use my PC
>completely lonely
>diet consists of bread, cereal, and junk food
>mfw my future will be hell and theres no stopping it now
Who /nofuture/ here?
Some thread just told me to watch a docu about mail order russian brides and the men who talk to them
I saw myself a lot in the men who were talking to the women
So my future probably consists of me marrying a russian whore who steals all my money while I contemplate suicide
>>27409142
Please link the documentary.
>>27409200
It's on netflix
Called 'Love Me'
Its pretty feelsy, like 6 men who have the entire film
2 guys have happy endings, one really awkward ending for one guy (but you expected it, he is obviously mentally ill)
I dunno, I dont like to recommend these kind of movies, but its good for getting drunk to.
