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femanon here. red flags for single men
>under 6 1
>dicklet (penis under 8 inches)
>no job
>plays video games (LOL, DOTA, MC)
>earns under 80k a year
>doesn't go to the gym 3 times a week and can bench over 225
>less than ten close friends
>lives at home
>Is over or under weight
>glasses/contacts = shit genetics
Am i missing any others ladies?
>>27414576
>lives at home
What? Where the fuck are you supposed to live then? The mall?
>>27414576
>>and can bench over 225
Aha! Gotcha bitch, you've been spotted as a male you stupid cunt
femanon here. Im a giant slut who loves slurping cock, so I figured /r9k/ would be the perfect place to be
I'm starting this thread because it's currently 9:48 AM and I'm already thinking about suicide. I need someone to talk to.
No one cares about me. I'm all alone.
I guess I was meant to be alone. Out there on my own. Yeah.
We have a small skype group going on. You can join and tell us your story if you like.
>tfw I didn't die in my sleep
How do I find a cute trans gf?
>>27414451
>You will never be the cute trans gf.
Wish I had a time machine so I could force my teenage self to take titty pills.
I don't know, I'm a trap, not trans.
>>27414466
>tfw born a few years too early to ride the wave of trans acceptance and become a cute girl before puberty started.
This are the official criteria for being a robot according to the offical R9K standard 2016:
>He has NEVER had a gf
You can have sex with a prostitute but that doesn't count, the most autistic and ugly people I know have been with prostitutes but no girl would willingly go with them.
>He isn't and was NEVER good at sports
Lack of natural coordination is the number ONE reason one turns into a robot, being shit at sports during school leads to early isolation and psychological/physical bulling too in some cases that absolutely DESTROYS your self esteem as a child, if you were good at sports during childhood then chances are you were liked/seen as normal and never experienced true isolation in school.
>He has ever contemplated suicide
This is really important, this is a turning point for most robots, once you actualy think of ending your life it's difficult to turn back
>>27414426
>He has NEVER had a gf
23 going strong
>He isn't and was NEVER good at sports
highschool was the worst
>He has ever contemplated suicide
i'm thinking about it pretty much everyday several times a day, but i can't go through because parents are still alive, i'm waiting for them to go and then i'll be free myself
well no surprise here.
>>27414426
>muh no true Scotsman fallacy
How simple minded.
>>27414426
>He has NEVER had a gf
Never had one, not even a kiss or anything
>He isn't and was NEVER good at sports
Always sucked in any sport, lack of coordination was the key like you mentioned
>He has ever contemplated suicide
Have thought about it but never as serious as other people I think.
Feels good to be at least be accepted somewhere
I am really bored with porno /r9k/. I feel like I only ever look at the same actresses and I can never find what am I really looking for. So I am going to state I guess what would be ideal for me and you tell me if you have seen similar?
I ideally would like to see Native American or middle eastern porn stars but as you know, native Americans are basically fucking dead and the only relavent middle eastern porn star is Mia khalifa who is boring looking(no ass at all).
So what the fuck am I supposed to do? People with black, Asian or Latina fetishes are living the dream. There is so much porno featuring those races. Help.
Go 2d bro. No more limits.
pornog can get pretty boring if you watch it often. give it a break for a day or 2 and it should interest you again soon enough.
be excited, this is where your journey through the degen porn world begins
The Internet was a mistake. It should've never happened.
My life was a mistake. I should have never happened.
The Internet destroyed and saved my life
>>27414381
Porn was a godsend and a mistake
Have fun working on that legacy during your two days of freedom wagecuck.
>>27414374
Thisis a good pair of days for NEETs.
>>27414374
Oh boy! Another NEET thread. Now I can see you faggots desperately try to justify yourselves being a NEET and not contribute anything to society.
>>27415283
>muh contribution to society!!
Wagecucks are such treasure trove of comedy!
>he's under 6ft
>>27414349
>she's over 200 pounds
God I am so fucking sick of this manlet meme, I an 5'7.5" and it's basically average. NOBODY has ever called me short, except on this insecure and fuck board. My bet is the dipshit who made this thread is probably like 5'2" or something and needs to pretend to be a lanklet to make himself feel better. Fucking douche
>>27414366
>>She's under 300 lbs
I've decided to become a tripfag
As a femanon I've never attention whored before, and I've never took advantage of robots. It's took me a while to come to this decision, but seeing how well Eliza and Erica have done financially, I think it's a wise decision. I think 3 fembots can still be well provided for from the fairly wealthy pool of robots here
AMA
>>27414341
>As a femanon I've never attention whored before
lmao gud 1
Can you call me a gay cock sucking whore or something?
>>27414341
>wealthy
It's not so as much as they're wealthy, there's just so many of them that there's bound to be a collective fortune on /r9k/.
You may wish to use a different name that actually portrays your female gender so thirstlords are more likely to catch on.
Do you feel like doing this can somehow be considered a morally unjust thing? Personally I think it's not, because the virgin manbabies on this board are very much morally unjust themselves. Treat others the same way they treat you, I'd say.
What do you think you'll be doing in the future? Is suicide inevitable for you?
If not, will you be a middle aged kv sitting alone in a small apartment by your computer in a couple of decades?
This question is only for permanent kv robots who will never have a gf or sex (unless he pays a prostitute).
>>27414294
> (unless he pays a prostitute).
you think you don't spend money on gf?
If you want sex you will have to pay for it one way or another. So you may as well pay directly to the prostitute.
>>27414343
Well this is only about real robots who will never have a gf.
>>27414343
I know you pathetic cucks tell yourself this to justify fucking hookers, but trust me - it's untrue.
But whatever helps you cope with your shitty life...
>people who are really nice to you when you're one on one but total cunts to you in a group
why do they do this?
Because there is a female present and they want to impress her (or they are gay and want to suck the dicks of the guys around)
>that guy who's nice to you while others are around and a total cunt when you're alone
I was hanging with a friend who used to do this type of shit to people when we were in school. He mentioned that he felt very insecure in them days so I reckon that's why most people behave that way.
Why are there so many beta orbiters on here now?
A core part of robot knowledge is that being a beta orbiter will not get you the admiration of women. About a year ago, 100% of posters here recognised that, even 6 months ago 90% did, but beta seem to be the majority here now.
Why have robots on here been replaced with betas?
normiendy invasion happened. I blame reddit
Normalfags. They're not very self-aware.
>>27414201
The worst thing is this board had a false reputation of "Desperate beta virgins" rather than "Well informed men who just like to chill, do cool shit together and talk about their troubles"
Therefore the actual desperate beta virgins assumed this place was their natural home
How do long-distance relationships affect the woman? I'm talking a 19 year old girl in college and a 20 year old guy currently in the army. Who would crack first and cheat if you had to say?
College girl would get drunk and fuck a guy on the party.
Military guy would deal with shit while thinking about her before falling asleep.
>>27414061
I definitely believe that the girl in the situation would cheat, but what if they've been in a relationship for three years and the girl is particularly smart, abeit stressed and a definite social drinker?
I was accused of cheating in CS 1.6 multiple times but they didn't manage to prove it.
I got banned anyways.
Oh, the army? It's not like you get a lot of female interaction there. Draw your conclusion.
>fat, ugly bastdard
>been trying PUA
>get deluded about myself, go outside feeling like I'm fucking awesome. People greet me
>second approach ever
>notice girl checking me out, this NEVER EVER EVER HAPPENED WHAT THE FUCK I STILL CANT BELIEVE IT
>approach, she is giggling, touching her necklace
>I'm not a social potato and know some shit about PUA so I manage to talk to her for some time, wasn't very sexual though, but definitly not beta
>get her number
>I fuck things over texting her, sounded needy as fuck
>been two days since this
>used to feel like the fucking Ozymandias but now feel like shit and have anxiety
>you can build yourself as a big as a tower but you are not solid enough to maintain the height
Now I feel like shit because I know this was a fucking fluke that will never happen again and I screwed it up. Why do we have to keep falling?
numb bump
You fell for the PUA meme
>>27415328
Tenis, PUA is dumb.
Describe your last poo
Insufficient blood loss
>>27413983
Satisfying.
Shout out to the anon I once saw on here who has trouble crapping and needs to wake up an hour early for work just to make sure he gets it out. Your noble struggle will never be unnoticed.
>>27413983
I'm on my beeriod, so it was pretty sloppy and stunk of beer.
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